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Re: Sinner and Shane Heyl...
« Reply #30 on: July 24, 2014, 11:38:30 AM »
reading articles about sleeping make me tired. reading this thread gave me a movement. only problem, every bout of laughter pinched my progress.

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Re: Sinner and Shane Heyl...
« Reply #31 on: July 24, 2014, 01:21:35 PM »
I used to fear shitting in public.

Now, if I see a port-o-potty while I'm out somewhere, it's pretty unlikely that I'm not going to poop in it.

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Re: Sinner and Shane Heyl...
« Reply #32 on: July 25, 2014, 05:27:49 AM »
I'm not one of those dudes that takes pride in his farts or shits or anything, I'm normally pretty reserved with that stuff, but I drunkenly took a shit in the woods behind a bar a few weeks ago because some dudes were doing coke in the bathroom (which only contains a urinal and a shitter that has no stall, just open air next right to the urinal). I had to wipe my ass with leaves and it was terrible. By the time I came in they were finally out and I could wash my hands, by then several karaoke songs had gone by and my buddy wanted to know where I was so I told him in confidence of a secret only for him to later tell everyone about it including some chicks we were with.

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Re: Sinner and Shane Heyl...
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2014, 05:32:10 AM »
Leafs are harsh sometimes, I would've sacrificed a sock or something.

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Re: Sinner and Shane Heyl...
« Reply #34 on: July 26, 2014, 01:02:18 AM »
i been waiting till I get to work because the only thing better than pooping at home is taking a poop on the clock.  Getting paid while taking a shit is pretty rad.

My thoughts exactly. Was sitting on the toilet at work yesterday thinking "Im getting paid to shit right now". I will shit anywhere though. You just gotta put a layer of tp on the seat and depending on the state of the turlet its good to throw some preliminary toilet paper in the water to prevent blowback.
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Re: Sinner and Shane Heyl...
« Reply #35 on: July 26, 2014, 01:03:59 AM »
Leafs are harsh sometimes, I would've sacrificed a sock or something.

These are the best leaves for wiping
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