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Why Boston Skaters Suck
« on: August 01, 2014, 10:51:34 AM »
They all complain on how gritty and grimy it is
1. They like Palace
2. They ride venture
3. They think it's harder to skate in Boston as a reason on why they can't skate anything other than a tiny ledge and manny pad
They complain about there gay ass parks
4 name one person, one shop, one company doing anything original there, you can't and this point is the most important, they have no creativity art style or new trucks all the same boaring boards everyone dresses like it's 1998 and no one is original cause no one, not one company or shop (think stone soup) can do good original things and I was at stone soup with Mike and we did are shit but prove me wrong, only good thing is that there are more white skaters than Florida

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2014, 11:02:21 AM »
Awesome! Someone is trying to out Tracer, Tracer.

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2014, 11:05:27 AM »
Will ya look at the hemoriods on this asshole

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2014, 11:09:26 AM »
bbNewBn is back!

1. AVE - the way he skates is incredible. Its as if youre more afraid for the obstacle than for him.

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2014, 11:14:29 AM »
bbNewBn is back!

Let the blacklisting begin.

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2014, 12:01:06 PM »
From what I can decipher from this, skaters in Boston like to do hard boaring in ass parks like it's 1998.

Sounds like a pretty sick city.

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2014, 12:10:38 PM »
trolling or not;
its all america, not trying to get all tupac and biggie. but this shit:

"Back east...(blah blah blah blah complaining about the west coast sucking and how the east coast is so much better doodoo doodoo doodoo)"

why you in cali fool.

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2014, 12:23:09 PM »
trolling or not;
its all america, not trying to get all tupac and biggie. but this shit:

"Back east...(blah blah blah blah complaining about the west coast sucking and how the east coast is so much better doodoo doodoo doodoo)"

why you in cali fool.

damnit. hypocritical as fuck. complaining about people complaining.

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2014, 12:31:26 PM »
I haven't herd this much complaining since I got fired from the tampon factory.


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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2014, 12:59:28 PM »
I was at stone soup with Mike and we did are shit but prove me wrong

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2014, 01:04:58 PM »
I met that Waffle dude from Boston, he was pretty chill.

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2014, 01:59:25 PM »
bbNewBn is back!

Let the blacklisting begin.

Dude....African-American Listing, c'mon.

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2014, 02:33:58 PM »
awesome!

Boston fucking sucks!! That's why I moved to LA!! Don't ever Boston Ever!!!

Worst shit, fucking still, So unoriginal even, did one guy ever wear something 1998?
I need a coffee

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2014, 02:47:29 PM »
awesome!

Boston fucking sucks!! That's why I moved to LA!! Don't ever Boston Ever!!!

Worst shit, fucking still, So unoriginal even, did one guy ever wear something 1998?

Are you me?

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2014, 02:49:23 PM »
awesome!

Boston fucking sucks!! That's why I moved to LA!! Don't ever Boston Ever!!!

Worst shit, fucking still, So unoriginal even, did one guy ever wear something 1998?

Are you me?

wow, that is quit the existential question.......
I need a coffee

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2014, 02:55:32 PM »
awesome!

Boston fucking sucks!! That's why I moved to LA!! Don't ever Boston Ever!!!

Worst shit, fucking still, So unoriginal even, did one guy ever wear something 1998?

Are you me?

wow, that is quit the existential question.......

me confirmed.

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2014, 03:04:24 PM »
If you ride a Fancy Lad board you will slip on a crack, your board will explode, your head will split open, and you will die. Veto Boston skateboarding forever, move to NYC, and live the good life.

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2014, 03:04:53 PM »
Isn't Fancy Lad from Boston ?
They seem pretty fucking original to me.. :)
Will we realize at any point, that we're just a bunch of loosers?

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2014, 03:18:29 PM »
awesome!

Boston fucking sucks!! That's why I moved to LA!! Don't ever Boston Ever!!!

Worst shit, fucking still, So unoriginal even, did one guy ever wear something 1998?

Are you me?

wow, that is quit the existential question.......

me confirmed.
i think you are both my split personalities
-15 when i left, 75 when the wheels touched down. in'nout across the street, del taco i'll pass on that
fuck you bama

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2014, 05:28:35 PM »
Isn't Fancy Lad from Boston ?
They seem pretty fucking original to me.. :)

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2014, 07:03:43 PM »
They all complain on how gritty and grimy it is
1. They like Palace
2. They ride venture
3. They think it's harder to skate in Boston as a reason on why they can't skate anything other than a tiny ledge and manny pad
They complain about there gay ass parks
4 name one person, one shop, one company doing anything original there, you can't and this point is the most important, they have no creativity art style or new trucks all the same boaring boards everyone dresses like it's 1998 and no one is original cause no one, not one company or shop (think stone soup) can do good original things and I was at stone soup with Mike and we did are shit but prove me wrong, only good thing is that there are more white skaters than Florida

1. Why did you not put "They all complain about how gritty and grimy it is" as number one? Why make THAT be the topic sentence?
2. The fuck's wrong with Palace? What did Palace do to you?
3. Lots of people ride Venture. That's why Venture's still around.
4. Maybe the people you met can't back up their Bahsten hype, but there are rippers from Boston. And New York, and Philly, and LA, and San Diego, and Kansas City, and...
5. Once again, why not make "They complain about THEIR (POSSESSIVE) gay ass parks" Number Four?
5a. Why do you care if they complain if the parks are so "gay ass" as you claim? Aren't they right, then?
6. Are you seriously citing a lack of creativity, art, or style after you posted.......this?
6a. The fuck's your obsession with trucks? Yeah, they help us skate, but damn, dude...
7. You care that they dress like it's 98? Why?


I could go on, but I think you get it.

Thanks for coming, though! As your sister said to everyone...

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2014, 08:00:57 PM »
I'm from Boston and gosh I wish it was 98. I still dress the same, but now I'm older and fatter and have had multiple surgeries. Palace is cool, but I'm stuck in 98 so its still DLX for me. I like sunsets, walks on the beach and Indy's. The bitter cold makes all Bostonians bitter and there is no way we've been out west and things were easier to skate. I'm going to go hit a rock or crack now and focus my board. Time to try Palace. Maybe I'll suck less.
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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2014, 08:12:27 PM »
Visiting Boston Monday/Tuesday , where can I find these tiny ledges and manual pads? Sounds epic.

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2014, 10:58:27 PM »
Visiting Boston Monday/Tuesday , where can I find these tiny ledges and manual pads? Sounds epic.
it's across the street from the nashua street county jail. you'll find it
or you can try your luck at aquarium . you probably wont like aquarium. you either love it or you hate it. there's no middle ground
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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2014, 11:10:59 PM »
Is this BBNEWBN?? Guy already shamed Mass skating to the max

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2014, 12:09:04 AM »


another loss for boston

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2014, 07:03:23 AM »
I'm from Boston and gosh I wish it was 98. I still dress the same, but now I'm older and fatter and have had multiple surgeries. Palace is cool, but I'm stuck in 98 so its still DLX for me. I like sunsets, walks on the beach and Indy's. The bitter cold makes all Bostonians bitter and there is no way we've been out west and things were easier to skate. I'm going to go hit a rock or crack now and focus my board. Time to try Palace. Maybe I'll suck less.

how are you gonna be an east coast skater stuck in 98 and not be running a pair of 7.5/7.75 venture lows?


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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2014, 07:23:52 AM »
Can you turn this into a series? I'd like to see a "Why London Skaters Suck" next.

1. AVE - the way he skates is incredible. Its as if youre more afraid for the obstacle than for him.

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Re: Why Boston Skaters Suck
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2014, 08:17:37 AM »
bbNewBn is back!
fuck yes, though I remember him most as "flyouter" or whateves it was, the double entendre is pretty outstanding