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I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« on: August 01, 2014, 06:18:43 PM »
How do I make this work?

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2014, 06:33:32 PM »
ill help, what u getting fucked up off of tonight?

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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2014, 06:46:27 PM »
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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2014, 06:47:03 PM »
Beer. That's all I got and I'm supposed to go to bed soon. I'm probably going to fail miserably.

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2014, 06:50:06 PM »
drink a glass of water after every beer
it's okay to hate but you need to apply all hate evenly and fairly.

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2014, 06:51:52 PM »
i would say drink 2, maybe 3 beers max and enjoy gettin sloshed.

if you drink more than 3 brewskis, you're gonna get way too shitfaced to shred tomorrow.

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2014, 06:53:17 PM »
I'll never get fucked up drinking that much water. I'll die of hyponeutria.

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2014, 06:57:16 PM »
drink a glass of water after every beer

dont need a full glass, but this.

if you drink too much and wake up with a headache, advil and gatorade will be your friend. eat a banana too.

i thought you were gonna say some manly shit like you were gonna be mainlining some dope.

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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2014, 07:08:34 PM »
Thanks for the vote of confidence, J.R., but I'm a pussy. I'd be down to smoke tweeds, but I don't have any and I'm reluctant to buy it. It'd probably go bad before I smoked it all.

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2014, 07:12:08 PM »
eat a lot of food.....you wont be fucked up, but it also means you can have more beers. more food = ability to have more beers.

in the morning....advil, hot shower, banana, gatorade

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2014, 07:15:11 PM »
smoke crack.

Gotta manscape ... it's mandatory.

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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2014, 07:17:12 PM »
I had jerk chicken and steak fajitas so I'm good on the food. The bar wench just told be she's hooking me up with some free beers. I might be screwed guys. Wish me luck.

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2014, 07:20:06 PM »
If you can't handle skating after a night of drinking, how are you going to succeed in life? Hangovers are an unavoidable part of life. Get used to it kiddo.

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2014, 07:22:47 PM »
While kids are starving and others are slowly dying of cancer in their hospital bedrooms, we're trying to figure out ways to get wasted and still be able to skate tomorrow....


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« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2014, 07:30:40 PM »
Everyone has something to deal with. Mine is affluenza and a skateboarding.

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« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2014, 08:03:12 PM »
I think Gatorade and Advil are both pretty much shit for your body.

I think dehydration is the problem, right? So drink a coconut water, eat a banana, and take some fish oil or or something with omega 3s, and start pounding the water. Let me know if it works
You can also start drinking again, but that is a slippery slope

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2014, 08:12:06 PM »
i wanna skate tomorrow but im starving to death in some other country what should i do?

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2014, 08:15:03 PM »
Sell your skate equipment and buy food. Or donk some fool on the head and take their stuff.

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2014, 08:18:30 PM »
I think Gatorade and Advil are both pretty much shit for your body.

I think dehydration is the problem, right? So drink a coconut water, eat a banana, and take some fish oil or or something with omega 3s, and start pounding the water. Let me know if it works
You can also start drinking again, but that is a slippery slope

When I first started to drink, Gatorade was a life saver but in reality water is all you need. The more water you drink the better you feel, always.
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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2014, 08:24:46 PM »
Our boy is getting fucked up on beer? What a pussy, it's impossible to get drunk from beer.

Smoke a bowl in the morning, and get your girl to make you a big breakfast.

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« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2014, 08:38:47 PM »

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never was edge, LOVE Chain Of Strength though!

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2014, 08:42:48 PM »
I wanna skate tomorrow, but I didn't drink tonight  ??? The hangover usually helps, because i'll cruise to the vegan breakfast spot, get my iced coffee and hangover food, then i'm only a few blocks from the park so i'll get a mini session.

It's also supposed to rain all weekend here in Brooklyn.

Also if it was sunny, I'd probably hit the beach anyway.

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2014, 08:44:40 PM »
Tracer, can't get fucked up on beer? Dude, bruh, what the fuck kind of program are you on?

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2014, 08:46:46 PM »
Get wasted and just go shred at fuckin' 5 o' clock. It's summer.

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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2014, 09:01:28 PM »
Dude, the rain in Central Florida is hella unpredictable, and I'm trying to skate early. I probs need to start smoking.

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2014, 09:24:13 PM »
Get laid tomorrow,   They expect to get hit on at nite but daytime is more down to earth and real.  Mix some acid with some emdma and hit the streets in the day with ur board random style.
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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2014, 09:31:56 PM »
Thanks for the vote of confidence, J.R., but I'm a pussy. I'd be down to smoke tweeds, but I don't have any and I'm reluctant to buy it. It'd probably go bad before I smoked it all.

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2014, 09:36:33 PM »
Tracer, can't get fucked up on beer? Dude, bruh, what the fuck kind of program are you on?
Beer is 5% in Canada, less in the states. Unless someone brings colt 45 or OE I would need 15 beers in an hour to be deemed "fucked up"

I hate pissing all night and having a stomach full of beer, it sucks.

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Re: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2014, 09:39:16 PM »
If ur tolorence is up like that it dont mean ur not a "pussy" (ur word not mine) it means ur a kid or a dude thats gotta watch his self a bit, care ful!  (colt is GARBAGE)
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