I wanna get fucked up tonight, but I wanna skate tomorrow...

[zippy z]

By "pussy" I mean I can't handle more than beer. Shots ruin me.

[able]

Tonight:
chug a giant glass of water before going to bed. Don't worry about drinking water between beers. That would make it harder to get drunk and what's the point of drinking beer if...
well you get my drift


Tomorrow:
Drink: lots of water, throw in a Gatorade to get your electrolytes and salts back up to normal.

Eat:
 banana cause you need to replenish your potassium

Eggs: they contain cysteine which is a substance which breaks down the hangover causing toxin called acetaldahyde.

Go skate! Sweat out those toxins. You'll feel great in no time

[L33Tg33k]

I just don't understand how you people have the willpower to plan out and stick to meal plans. Maybe it's because I had no structure as a child. I can tell myself to have a salad, make and eat the salad, then eat an entire pizza 40 minutes later because I found enough change under my bed. The impulse control of a 6 year old.

[krookedjuice]

Drink a beer when you wake up. then continue your day like normal.

[doublesteveburger]

just take the scenic route by just not doing either and staying on slap

[foureyedjim]

i would say drink 2, maybe 3 beers max and enjoy gettin sloshed.

if you drink more than 3 brewskis, you're gonna get way too shitfaced to shred tomorrow.

dude...what??
I'm one of those asians that gets red after one beer and that isn't enough to get me shitfaced.
Or are you talking 40 oz.'s?

[Wizard Fight]

Hangovers are an unavoidable part of life.

Right?

[perverted super otaku!]

Our boy is getting fucked up on beer? What a pussy, it's impossible to get drunk from beer.

Smoke a bowl in the morning, and get your girl to make you a big breakfast.

ahahaha yo but the 2nd part though is actually pretty good advice combined with water and some mellow fruit

[zippy z]

So I got pretty faded despite it being impossible off of beer. Now I'm tired and have a headache.

[pinch a loaf]

Drink a glass of milk before you start drinking, it lines your stomach with a protective coating (read that shit somewhere). It never failed me back when I drank a lot. But if you forget, wake and bake.

[VCR]

[pez]

i wanna skate tomorrow but im starving to death in some other country what should i do?

Eat something

[@thewilleasley]

So I got pretty faded despite it being impossible off of beer. Now I'm tired and have a headache.

I dont know what you were expecting to happen, you shoulda just skated real hard today and then get fucked up tonight

[Candygirl]

My drinking team got a skateboard problem!

[NikeSBRepresentative]

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Tracer, can't get fucked up on beer? Dude, bruh, what the fuck kind of program are you on?

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Beer is 5% in Canada, less in the states. Unless someone brings colt 45 or OE I would need 15 beers in an hour to be deemed "fucked up"

I hate pissing all night and having a stomach full of beer, it sucks.

You dumb fucking dick, it's not less in the states.  Quite perpetuating that regular myth.  The two countries in the past used different metrics to measure the alcohol content; America used Alcohol by Weight while Canada used Alcohol by Volume.  It is the same in both countries.

[J.R.]

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Tracer, can't get fucked up on beer? Dude, bruh, what the fuck kind of program are you on?

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Beer is 5% in Canada, less in the states. Unless someone brings colt 45 or OE I would need 15 beers in an hour to be deemed "fucked up"

I hate pissing all night and having a stomach full of beer, it sucks.

[close]

You dumb fucking dick, it's not less in the states.  Quite perpetuating that regular myth.  The two countries in the past used different metrics to measure the alcohol content; America used Alcohol by Weight while Canada used Alcohol by Volume.  It is the same in both countries.

do you actually look over your shit before you post? or do you just say fuck it and post the first thing that comes to mind with zero regard for checking yourself...

[NikeSBRepresentative]

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Tracer, can't get fucked up on beer? Dude, bruh, what the fuck kind of program are you on?

[close]

Beer is 5% in Canada, less in the states. Unless someone brings colt 45 or OE I would need 15 beers in an hour to be deemed "fucked up"

I hate pissing all night and having a stomach full of beer, it sucks.

[close]

You dumb fucking dick, it's not less in the states.  Quite perpetuating that regular myth.  The two countries in the past used different metrics to measure the alcohol content; America used Alcohol by Weight while Canada used Alcohol by Volume.  It is the same in both countries.

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do you actually look over your shit before you post? or do you just say fuck it and post the first thing that comes to mind with zero regard for checking yourself...

The Second option

[J.R.]

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Tracer, can't get fucked up on beer? Dude, bruh, what the fuck kind of program are you on?

[close]

Beer is 5% in Canada, less in the states. Unless someone brings colt 45 or OE I would need 15 beers in an hour to be deemed "fucked up"

I hate pissing all night and having a stomach full of beer, it sucks.

[close]

You dumb fucking dick, it's not less in the states.  Quite perpetuating that regular myth.  The two countries in the past used different metrics to measure the alcohol content; America used Alcohol by Weight while Canada used Alcohol by Volume.  It is the same in both countries.

[close]

do you actually look over your shit before you post? or do you just say fuck it and post the first thing that comes to mind with zero regard for checking yourself...

[close]

The Second option

man you had the potential to be a great troll account on slap. you had the timing of your arrival down, you got people all uppity with your fake official statements, but youre blowing it by posting stuff like this. you could have had a Sean Pablo/ Aidan Clarke type of impact, if only you played your cards right...

[zippy z]

Yay! I went skating and had a flipping blast!

[Early Hokus Pokus]

Get fucked up and don't skate.

[skate_bored]

in my opinion the best option is avoiding liquor. i can drink 20 beers and be fine, but if i add too much liquor (still havent figured out how much is too much) i have that awful nausea hangover all day.

if you wanna skate at noon, wake up around 8am to take a piss. chug a few glasses of water, take some ibuprofin, and sleep a couple more hours. you usually wake up fine.

worst case scenario you go skate and sweat it right out. plus, toughing through a few really gnarly hangovers is an experience that you'll appreciate for years.

now, for the whatever section: I wanna get fucked up tonight, but i GOTTA wake up at 6:15 for work every day.

edit: listen to Able also. we've been doing this for many years.

[nice_guy_2]

say no to drugs, live above the influence

[smokecrack]

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i would say drink 2, maybe 3 beers max and enjoy gettin sloshed.

if you drink more than 3 brewskis, you're gonna get way too shitfaced to shred tomorrow.

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dude...what??
I'm one of those asians that gets red after one beer and that isn't enough to get me shitfaced.
Or are you talking 40 oz.'s?

i was just goofin

Sarcasm Detector

^ i think you need to check to see if yours is broken tho

[SilvergultRab]

just man up and skate even if you are rough, thats all you gotta do. You wanna play you gotta pay

[essal]

at night: get shitfaced. eat food on your way home. when home, drink something with electrolytes (powerade, gatorade etc.).
morning: put your alarm on at the time you want to be out of bed. drink more electrolytes. shower. eat something (eggs and bacon always work) and take a dump. then go skate.

source: I'm an SME at this shit.

[chockfullofthat]

Just quit skating to focus on your drinking.  Lots of people do it.

[dirtyweemidden]

get so fucked that you wake up still drunk, drink more.. skate on without fear!

[PumpkinEsc0bar]

You gotta watch out for those hangovers that make you feel too shakey on the board. I've had a few of those and slammed real good. Usually that slam will cure that hangover though


My opinion on the situation is to sleep in. I'm not saying til like 2 but just sleep in. Till noon is usually good for me. Maybe have that 1 beer in the morning, or chug that water for real. Eating eggs helps too. Been doing it for years!

[JB]

Just quit skating to focus on your drinking.  Lots of people do it.

this. drink and drink until you decide that you need to go to rehab then make that epic sober comeback. this is how you win at skateboarding.

[AnotherHardDayAtTheOffice]

Tonight:
chug a giant glass of water before going to bed. Don't worry about drinking water between beers. That would make it harder to get drunk and what's the point of drinking beer if...
well you get my drift


Tomorrow:
Drink: lots of water, throw in a Gatorade to get your electrolytes and salts back up to normal.

Eat:
 banana cause you need to replenish your potassium

Eggs: they contain cysteine which is a substance which breaks down the hangover causing toxin called acetaldahyde.

Go skate! Sweat out those toxins. You'll feel great in no time

This. Better yet, get your electrolytes and salts back up BEFORE going to bed.

Another advice is to stop drinking about one hour before going to bed, because your body degrades alcohol faster while you're awake. I know this one takes a bit of discipline (and I fail at it regularly, too), but it will make a huge difference. If you desperately want to be fit the next day, you should stick to it. Have some food before going to bed and just drink as much water as you can.

Hangovers are caused by two things: 1) acetaldehyde (an intermediate product in the degradation of alcohol) 2) dehydration and lack of electrolytes. Alcohol inhibits an enzyme that regulates reabsorption of water and electrolytes in your kidney. That's why you need to get both your water AND electrolyte level back up as soon as possible.

If you're still hungover, take an aspirin, ibuprofen or acetaminophen and sleep for another hour.

If all of this fails, just get drunk again.