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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #30 on: September 29, 2014, 07:33:57 PM »
i think welcome is lame

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #31 on: September 29, 2014, 07:36:42 PM »

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2014, 07:43:22 PM »
"I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever" - Tracer


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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2014, 07:47:33 PM »
Wel-cum boards are so ghey, I can probably get them for free and I still don't ride them. Don't be a tool, buy a Plan B or Element if you want to win!

I know you read this Jason. Put an extra plank in Marky's box for me, please!!!!
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2014, 07:54:53 PM »
I  miss think skateboards

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #35 on: September 29, 2014, 08:42:36 PM »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.


I played roller hockey...when I was 10.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #36 on: September 29, 2014, 08:55:14 PM »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

I wish I could have this as a bumper sticker
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #37 on: September 29, 2014, 08:57:23 PM »
Get some ice skates, fairy.
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2014, 09:17:01 PM »
Get some ice skates, fairy.
Chirping from a distance, I see that all the time from dipshits like you.

I've been playing ice hockey since I was 5 years old, and I guarantee I can skate better than all these clowns talking shit.

I also know how to build outdoor rinks, that was my community service in HS

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #39 on: September 29, 2014, 09:34:44 PM »
I ride a unicycle, but its only for the thrilling sport of unicycle polo.


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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #40 on: September 29, 2014, 09:35:49 PM »
No you fucking retard. I'm calling you, Tracer, a rollerblading ass bitch. I have a dental plan. But I won't need to use it if you are involved. Ever.
you re still ass burnt about that whole rollerhockey back and forth when tracer shut you the fuck down ?
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you sir are a fucking skateboarding pussy bitch fairy and a sour loser.
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #41 on: September 29, 2014, 09:47:55 PM »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.


I played roller hockey...when I was 10.


Yea I played when I was a kid . it's cool when you are young it just looks dumb to see a grown man going around playing roller hockey.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #42 on: September 29, 2014, 09:51:39 PM »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.


I played roller hockey...when I was 10.


Yea I played when I was a kid . it's cool when you are young it just looks dumb to see a grown man going around playing roller hockey.

well tracer is 14 so its probably not that weird for him

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #43 on: September 29, 2014, 10:01:22 PM »
Playing devils advocate here but roller hockey and rolling blading isnt the same thing. I got buddies that play roller hockey.  Ice time is expensive and if hockey is your thing and you dont have the money to play on the ice, roller hockey is as close as you'll get. Rolling hockey and roller blading is kinda like saying skateboarding and longboarding is the same. they're different and attract a different crowd.

And yes, roller hockey is mostly for little kids, but a lot of people say the same about skating.


As for welcome boards, they aren't my thing but I'm not mad at em

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #44 on: September 29, 2014, 10:04:41 PM »
Its not the shape you're riding, its how you ride it. Ryan Lay killed everything on funky planks, straight up.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #45 on: September 29, 2014, 10:10:06 PM »
Skating a welcome deck tells me a few things:

You have given up skating street
You have given up skating switch
You basically gave up on skateboarding

Ain't nobody learning tricks on those fuck ass shapes, and the influx of kids riding them aren't good. Hipster rainbow graphics doesn't help their cause. Just get a normal board so you don't back yourself into a wall.

It would be too easy to retort with examples like Evan Okeson and that Mango dude. I'm sure any of us could adjust to a shaped board and not lose tricks but since I personally haven't ridden a shaped board since all boards were shaped, I'll just vicariously discredit everything you said through this dude because I like watching the clips anyway (surely there are many more examples):



Can switch 360 flip better than I ever could, even when I rode 8" decks:






As most skaters know, it's what you make of it. Welcome isn't my favorite thing out there but someone else's skateboarding isn't anyone else's business. If they're stoked than good for them, they're probably getting more out of each session than trash talking little turds like you.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #46 on: September 29, 2014, 10:32:57 PM »
Welcome > Roller Hockey

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #47 on: September 29, 2014, 10:33:40 PM »

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #48 on: September 29, 2014, 10:37:19 PM »
better thread title would be 'gay fucking welcome boards' with a photo of gay fucking a nimbus 5000

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #49 on: September 29, 2014, 10:38:28 PM »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.


I played roller hockey...when I was 10.


Yea I played when I was a kid . it's cool when you are young it just looks dumb to see a grown man going around playing roller hockey.

That's more or less what the last cop who stopped me for skateboarding said.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #50 on: September 29, 2014, 10:43:33 PM »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.


I played roller hockey...when I was 10.


Yea I played when I was a kid . it's cool when you are young it just looks dumb to see a grown man going around playing roller hockey.

That's more or less what the last cop who stopped me for skateboarding said.

and yet adults go crazy watching millionaires tossing and kicking a ball around, one of the first toys you let your children play with.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #51 on: September 29, 2014, 10:45:53 PM »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.


I played roller hockey...when I was 10.


Yea I played when I was a kid . it's cool when you are young it just looks dumb to see a grown man going around playing roller hockey.

That's more or less what the last cop who stopped me for skateboarding said.

Hey i used to be really good at wrist shots. You mind if I borrow your stick for a second and see if I still got it
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #52 on: September 29, 2014, 10:46:46 PM »
When I see people skating a Welcome, I think to myself how they are trying too hard. I don't want to get it. Function > Fashion.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #53 on: September 29, 2014, 11:40:45 PM »
I am not down with Tracer, or almost everything he says, but i'm also not down with the kooky shaped boards, just ride a regular fucking board.

you ride a regular board and everyone else will ride what they want.
Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #54 on: September 29, 2014, 11:41:22 PM »
Skating a welcome deck tells me a few things:

You have given up skating street
You have given up skating switch
You basically gave up on skateboarding

Ain't nobody learning tricks on those fuck ass shapes, and the influx of kids riding them aren't good. Hipster rainbow graphics doesn't help their cause. Just get a normal board so you don't back yourself into a wall.

It would be too easy to retort with examples like Evan Okeson and that Mango dude. I'm sure any of us could adjust to a shaped board and not lose tricks but since I personally haven't ridden a shaped board since all boards were shaped, I'll just vicariously discredit everything you said through this dude because I like watching the clips anyway (surely there are many more examples):



Can switch 360 flip better than I ever could, even when I rode 8" decks:






As most skaters know, it's what you make of it. Welcome isn't my favorite thing out there but someone else's skateboarding isn't anyone else's business. If they're stoked than good for them, they're probably getting more out of each session than trash talking little turds like you.

Ya I'm sure people can rip on welcomes, but people also rip on sector 9 and longboards. There's no steezy kickflips or big stairsets, this is what skaters crave

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #55 on: September 30, 2014, 01:15:08 AM »
One pair of dickies. Plain white t. Antihero deck. Stat!


Just as embarrassing as roller skating

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #56 on: September 30, 2014, 03:06:17 AM »
There's no steezy kickflips or big stairsets, this is what skaters crave

fuck me, i just realized your a fake account. can't believe i fell for that.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #57 on: September 30, 2014, 03:52:34 AM »
I still hope that Tracer is some pro laughing his ass off while making retarded topics that everybody takes way too serious.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #58 on: September 30, 2014, 04:37:02 AM »
I still hope that Tracer is some pro laughing his ass off while making retarded topics that everybody takes way too serious.
I hope so too, cause who the fuck is Tracer? Apparently some Rollerblading, mentally/sexually confused 14 year old, who thinks "All skaters crave big sets and kickflips" and probably lives in some LAME ASS SOCAL White washed suburb

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #59 on: September 30, 2014, 04:45:14 AM »
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