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Jesse

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #90 on: October 01, 2014, 01:39:26 AM »
I wonder how it feels to be regular as Tracer.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #91 on: October 01, 2014, 04:48:00 AM »
Thread is not "rad"...
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #92 on: October 01, 2014, 07:13:15 AM »
A blader opining about things that are gay is absolutely priceless.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #93 on: October 01, 2014, 11:52:04 AM »
A blader opining about things that are gay is absolutely priceless.


bottles + rollerblades = hilariously gay

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #94 on: October 01, 2014, 12:16:57 PM »
.....more like troller blader

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #95 on: October 01, 2014, 12:41:17 PM »
I wonder how it feels to be regular as Tracer.
Your sentence structure could use some work. IF you would like some coaching, I charge 2$ a minute.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #96 on: October 01, 2014, 01:03:42 PM »
I wonder how it feels to be regular as Tracer.


i wonder what it feels like to make an account just to reply to a tracer thread.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #97 on: October 01, 2014, 02:25:58 PM »
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i wonder what it feels like to make an account just to reply to a tracer thread.

only one way to find out?.
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #98 on: October 01, 2014, 02:40:28 PM »
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Your sentence structure could use some work. IF you would like some coaching, I charge 2$ a minute.

*I wonder what it feels like to be regular

Nah, I'm fine. I was drunk. Anyway, this guy can skate switch pretty well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTO7vwQdxcY

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #99 on: October 01, 2014, 05:47:32 PM »
Are people riding shaped boards that big of a problem for some of you guys? How does some random kid riding a shaped board effect you in anyway?
If you take medical advice from this puddle of retards you are going to die.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #100 on: October 01, 2014, 07:23:43 PM »
Are people riding shaped boards that big of a problem for some of you guys? How does some random kid riding a shaped board effect you in anyway?
You just don't 'GET' it man. There are standards to uphold. Swear on the Book of Puleo right now that you'll only ride non-shaped boards and do your best to do your duty to raise skateboarding to the greatest standard ever achieved. Focus now if you plan on having fun. This is the no fun Tracer disapproval center so get your act straight. People have died and are going to die for this shit bro.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #101 on: October 01, 2014, 09:23:15 PM »
A shop nearby has a few Welcome decks on special and I was thinking of picking one up to use as a cruiser but now that Tracer has thrown his hat into the ring so to speak I'm not so sure anymore.

Thanks for saving me $70, Tracer.
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #102 on: October 02, 2014, 03:20:02 PM »
hey guys im makin an early christmas list hehe and was wondering if welcome makes any decks that are shaped like a racecar?

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #103 on: October 02, 2014, 04:33:18 PM »
im kinda impressed that they name their shapes after harry potter shit and are still fetishized by the cool kids

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #104 on: October 02, 2014, 05:17:47 PM »
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Your sentence structure could use some work. IF you would like some coaching, I charge 2$ a minute.

Maybe, if you, get enough clients, you could, afford some ice time, and play, real hockey.
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #105 on: October 02, 2014, 05:27:14 PM »
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Your sentence structure could use some work. IF you would like some coaching, I charge 2$ a minute.
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Maybe, if you, get enough clients, you could, afford some ice time, and play, real hockey.
It's below 0 half the year only suckers pay for icetime. WE are a nation of pond hockey, lake hockey, rink hockey. Some of the good outdoor ones even have zambonis. If there's 1 thing I know how to do correctly, it's build ice surfaces

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #106 on: October 03, 2014, 09:38:59 AM »
Tracer is Steven Ambrosio!!!
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #107 on: October 03, 2014, 09:56:27 AM »
you can build ice surfaces? Canada is brilliant. . . I can do that too get water to go below 32 degrees. Tracer I wish i could seriously remove the internet from your country so you didn't exist to me.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #108 on: October 03, 2014, 10:02:44 AM »
yeah fuck welcome there just trying to be vintage hipster fags, get with the times theres so much technology in decks now they should use it

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #109 on: October 03, 2014, 01:16:12 PM »
He's canadian. That's why.

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #110 on: October 03, 2014, 01:22:52 PM »
hey guys im makin an early christmas list hehe and was wondering if welcome makes any decks that are shaped like a racecar?


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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #111 on: October 03, 2014, 01:24:35 PM »
fucking Tracer man, what the fuck
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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #112 on: October 03, 2014, 08:40:21 PM »
hey guys im makin an early christmas list hehe and was wondering if welcome makes any decks that are shaped like a racecar?

That was a stinker

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #113 on: October 03, 2014, 09:26:57 PM »
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I wonder how it feels to be regular as Tracer.
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Your sentence structure could use some work. IF you would like some coaching, I charge 2$ a minute.
[close]

Maybe, if you, get enough clients, you could, afford some ice time, and play, real hockey.
[close]
It's below 0 half the year only suckers pay for icetime. WE are a nation of pond hockey, lake hockey, rink hockey. Some of the good outdoor ones even have zambonis. If there's 1 thing I know how to do correctly, it's build ice surfaces

then why do you play roller hockey?

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Re: Welcome boards are fucking gay
« Reply #114 on: October 04, 2014, 01:21:58 AM »
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ha! didn't see that coming...