Author Topic: The Christmas list thread. (Read 3174 times)

SkateStains · « **on:** November 13, 2014, 04:02:09 PM »

Hey everyone with only about 5 or 6 weeks til' christmas I thought it would be a good idea to get this ball rolling. So... What is everyone asking for?

Prince Nelson · « **Reply #1 on:** November 13, 2014, 05:49:28 PM »

Dear Santa,

I've been good this year. I'm in $1000 of car repair debt and I'm living humbly. Please bring me a new car with an automatic transmission. I like Volvos.

If you come to my house I'll have fresh baked weed cookies, just for you.

Yours truly,

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

straight · « **Reply #2 on:** November 13, 2014, 05:57:56 PM »

Subject change: what are you giving for Xmas?

I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years. We are expecting a baby in March and I hope I surprise her. Proposal suggestions are welcomed....

Salty Lame Ass Poosey · « **Reply #3 on:** November 13, 2014, 06:25:14 PM »

Quote from: straight on November 13, 2014, 05:57:56 PM

Subject change: what are you giving for Xmas?

I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years. We are expecting a baby in March and I hope I surprise her. Proposal suggestions are welcomed....

find the the tallest building in your town...go to highest floor & propose on one knee.

Tracer · « **Reply #4 on:** November 13, 2014, 06:35:01 PM »

Quote from: straight on November 13, 2014, 05:57:56 PM

Subject change: what are you giving for Xmas?

I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years. We are expecting a baby in March and I hope I surprise her. Proposal suggestions are welcomed....

Shotgun wedding nice, those don't have great history. Go to Niagara on the Lake in Fall, when the leaves start changing ,the fog moves in on the water, its so romantic she can't say no

ADOLF SHITLER · « **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2014, 06:47:15 PM »

GeorgeHanson · « **Reply #6 on:** November 13, 2014, 06:47:43 PM »

Ok so I've got a bit of list of what I want for xmas!

1. I want straight's girlfriend to say yes to the proposal.
2. I want straight's marriage to be a beautiful day for him and his family.
3. I want straight's now-wife to give birth to a healthy baby.
4. I want straight's now-wife's baby to have a father that isn't straight so it teaches the motherfucker not to hijack other people's threads with self indulgent boring bullshit on how he is giving up on life.
5. I want cash money to be in my stocking.

Ho Ho Ho.

Jive Turkey · « **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2014, 06:54:10 PM »

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Subject change: what are you giving for Xmas?

I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years. We are expecting a baby in March and I hope I surprise her. Proposal suggestions are welcomed....

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find the the tallest building in your town...go to highest floor & jump out the window ~~propose on one knee~~.

dillanharp · « **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2014, 07:17:33 PM »

I WANT LEGOS.

Jared · « **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2014, 07:28:59 PM »

Someone to spend Christmas with.

violentpizza · « **Reply #10 on:** November 13, 2014, 07:39:20 PM »

I want those White Lunar Gatos Size 10.5. Im going to get my dog a beef rib. Im going to get my girlfriend a new teapot with a built in infuser so she can use loose tea. Gonna get my youngest nephew a copy of Everybody Poops (he's 2) the second youngest Is gonna get a spider man alarm clock (hes 6) my sisters are gonna get some chef's knives and my sister and I are all throwing in to buy Mom a new TV.

Tracer · « **Reply #11 on:** November 13, 2014, 07:46:07 PM »

I want a trailer hitch, an xbox one, and a fishing rod.

Stop trying to be all nice nice, what do YOU want as the thread says

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #12 on:** November 13, 2014, 07:47:35 PM »

I want a lasting deep relationship with another human being. If that's too much to ask, I'll just take a hooker.

pizzarules · « **Reply #13 on:** November 13, 2014, 08:05:51 PM »

Quote from: L33Tg33k on November 13, 2014, 07:47:35 PM

I want a lasting deep relationship with another human being. If that's too much to ask, I'll just take ~~a hooker.~~ cash. They say money can't buy happiness, which is true.....No matter what, happiness can only be rented, it lasts for a while but you gotta give it back at somepoint.

cuntzilla · « **Reply #14 on:** November 13, 2014, 08:41:03 PM »

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I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years.

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Shotgun wedding

I don't think you know what a shotgun wedding is....

yapple dapple · « **Reply #15 on:** November 13, 2014, 08:55:58 PM »

All I want for x-mas is two Suciu parts!

Tracer · « **Reply #16 on:** November 13, 2014, 08:58:08 PM »

Quote from: cuntzilla on November 13, 2014, 08:41:03 PM

Quote from: Tracer on November 13, 2014, 06:35:01 PM
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I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years.

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Shotgun wedding
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I don't think you know what a shotgun wedding is....

Shotgun wedding is when 2 people get married after getting pregnant/ having a baby. What explanation do you have down in Shitstralia

DCLOVE · « **Reply #17 on:** November 13, 2014, 09:03:12 PM »

I want a purpose in life and a nice girl to drink whiskey with. Oh, and my ankle to heal so I don't have to hobble around town.

dillanharp · « **Reply #18 on:** November 13, 2014, 09:07:35 PM »

Quote from: Tracer on November 13, 2014, 08:58:08 PM

Quote from: cuntzilla on November 13, 2014, 08:41:03 PM
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Quote from: Tracer on November 13, 2014, 06:35:01 PM
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I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years.

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Shotgun wedding
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I don't think you know what a shotgun wedding is....

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Shotgun wedding is when 2 people get married after getting pregnant/ having a baby. What explanation do you have down in Shitstralia

A shotgun wedding has to do with the circumstances around the pregnancy, not the pregnancy itself.

Sold Out · « **Reply #19 on:** November 13, 2014, 09:09:01 PM »

a vacation.

gnidraobetaks · « **Reply #20 on:** November 13, 2014, 09:09:43 PM »

All I want is an aloe drink.

gnidraobetaks · « **Reply #21 on:** November 13, 2014, 09:12:41 PM »

Quote from: straight on November 13, 2014, 05:57:56 PM

Subject change: what are you giving for Xmas?

I'm planning on proposing to my gf of 7 years. We are expecting a baby in March and I hope I surprise her. Proposal suggestions are welcomed....

Getting married is some prison bitch shit.

doomstation55 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 13, 2014, 09:17:05 PM »

The same thing i want every year, new glasses. I'm a simple man.

Stanley Spadowski · « **Reply #23 on:** November 13, 2014, 09:32:35 PM »

A Al Davis pro model board in 8.38-8.5.
And the Polar video.

samsk8 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 13, 2014, 10:16:15 PM »

I'm going to hawaii for newyears so hopefully a skate, pubs and some snorkeling will keep NYE the best EVER!!!

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #25 on:** November 13, 2014, 10:31:49 PM »

I want one of those snazzy Hopps polo shirts and maybe some cool socks (not with weed on them)

camel filters · « **Reply #26 on:** November 13, 2014, 10:56:21 PM »

I'm the brokest I've ever been right now so just hoping for a a few extra doll hairs this Christmas. Not complaining as I've had a lot of breaks in other aspects of life lately. If you want to help me buy a good dinner this christmas and haven't used the ride share app LYFT yet, here is a code for a free ride up to $25.

code: JEANPAUL28

I get $10 for each time this is used and you get a free first ride. Sorry to pimp myself out but this would definitely help my Christmas. Hopefully I'm not breaking rules for posting this. If I am feel free to delete this.

doublesteveburger · « **Reply #27 on:** November 14, 2014, 12:58:54 AM »

i want koston to get his wallet back

360 frip · « **Reply #28 on:** November 14, 2014, 01:37:38 AM »

One of the great things about living in Asia is you can ignore Christmas quite a bit. Still get some tacky lights around the place but none of that mad Christmas shopping and family stress.

SUCKS · « **Reply #29 on:** November 14, 2014, 03:30:00 AM »

Quote from: pizzarules on November 13, 2014, 08:05:51 PM

Quote from: L33Tg33k on November 13, 2014, 07:47:35 PM
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I want a lasting deep relationship with another human being. If that's too much to ask, I'll just take ~~a hooker.~~ cash. They say money can't buy happiness, which is true.....No matter what, happiness can only be rented, it lasts for a while but you gotta give it back at somepoint.
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I wish I had more money than I have
and I know that's not punk,
but I need to pay my rent.
I can't survive without money...... AJJ

Author Topic: The Christmas list thread. (Read 3174 times)

Prince Nelson

straight

ADOLF SHITLER

GeorgeHanson

dillanharp

yapple dapple

dillanharp

doublesteveburger

SUCKS