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Sanka Coffie

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Farting
« on: December 31, 2014, 12:23:02 AM »
I just farted so hard my cat left the room.
























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Re: Farting
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2014, 11:17:11 AM »
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Re: Farting
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2015, 02:40:56 AM »
Babies farting is so underrated. Not having to worry about shitting their pants or people judging them unlocks some hidden powers.

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Re: Farting
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2015, 04:50:51 PM »
cropdusting people sitting down while walking by is the best

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Re: Farting
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2015, 07:17:05 AM »
I quit smoking while I lived in NZ due to the price of cigarettes going up to 18 a pack.
Anyway, at the time I smoked Marlboros for years, and when I quit, I had all sorts of messed up
reactions. One of them being MEGA gas. Like uncontrollable gas where it just would explode out of me while standing there, sitting there etc

anyway, this went on for like a month in which time I would try to skip meetings at work, due to the fear of tooting in front of bosses and so forth.

I had the standard shaky hands, nervousness, dry mouth withdrawals but the fact that quitting gave me hella gas was uncalled for