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« Reply #30 on: January 13, 2007, 09:19:12 PM »
Just get it over with and end your life.

 Don't look at my posts then if you want me to die.
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« Reply #31 on: January 13, 2007, 09:33:59 PM »
Stop making a thousand new topics every day and I will. 

Most people here are from the US, so why are you asking them about shit in Japan?  Couldn't you just go onto a Japanese board and ask them to solve all your problems?
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« Reply #32 on: January 13, 2007, 10:18:23 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: January 13, 2007, 11:10:07 PM »
i always thought buying an asian girl an expensive  handbag made them want to fuck....

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« Reply #34 on: January 13, 2007, 11:52:18 PM »
tonysuxcox is a 29 year old in Montreal trying to get off

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« Reply #35 on: January 14, 2007, 12:16:04 AM »
Anyways I just wanted to know if they are dangerous.

If you define asshole violation as danger, then probably.

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« Reply #36 on: January 14, 2007, 12:40:37 AM »
tonysuxcox is a 29 year old in Montreal trying to get off

it is impossible to be in montreal and only be "trying" to get off; that place is a fornication mecca.

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« Reply #37 on: January 14, 2007, 03:26:48 AM »
Ok so I tried them and NOTHING happenned. Fuuck...

 But then me and my friends went and got a whole bunch of alcohol from the convinience store and we played pool and shit.

 In conclusion, aocohol isnt that bad. WOOOHOOO FUCKERS SLAP PALS
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« Reply #38 on: January 14, 2007, 04:22:01 AM »
Ok so I tried them and NOTHING happenned. Fuuck...

 But then me and my friends went and got a whole bunch of alcohol from the convinience store and we played pool and shit.

 In conclusion, aocohol isnt that bad. WOOOHOOO FUCKERS SLAP PALS
So you stupid fuck had to take sex pills and feel your friends cock to finally realise alcohol isnīt that bad??






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« Reply #39 on: January 14, 2007, 04:26:55 AM »
What ever already. I may be a stupid fuck that sounds like a fake account. What can I do about it...

 The pills did NOTHING. That means it didn't get us in moods to fuck each other.
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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« Reply #40 on: January 14, 2007, 05:46:33 AM »
in hong kong, we like buy alot of pills. many many get us a little feeling weird but you go check with the sellingman if they can work.

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« Reply #41 on: January 14, 2007, 06:00:50 AM »
we asked the "sellingman" and he told us that for old men, it makes it easier to get an erection and for young people it might get you high. So we tried them and nothing happened. All 4 of us.

 I'm probably going to try those herbs that are sold for 10 bucks for 8 grams so WATCH OUT slap pals. I'm going to the shop in 3 days.

 If those are just herbs that do nothing to your mind, and we walk around but we can't find any drug dealers, then we will have to conclude that Japan is the SHITTIEST country to find drugs that we have been to.
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« Reply #42 on: January 14, 2007, 06:06:33 AM »
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO HONG KONG !

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« Reply #43 on: January 14, 2007, 09:16:31 AM »
we asked the "sellingman" and he told us that for old men, it makes it easier to get an erection and for young people it might get you high. So we tried them and nothing happened. All 4 of us.

 I'm probably going to try those herbs that are sold for 10 bucks for 8 grams so WATCH OUT slap pals. I'm going to the shop in 3 days.

 If those are just herbs that do nothing to your mind, and we walk around but we can't find any drug dealers, then we will have to conclude that Japan is the SHITTIEST country to find drugs that we have been to.

Jesus man, it's all about who you know. You get drugs [usually] from drug dealers, not from some shop at the market. Drug dealers don't have a big sign that says BUY DRUGS FROM ME, so you have to make friends with people that have a dealer, then get him to get you some, or become friends with the dealer. It really isn't that hard, unless you live in a farm in western Asia with only 20 people in a 200 mile radius...

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« Reply #44 on: January 14, 2007, 10:34:24 AM »
Inside Looking Out hit the nail on the head. Avoid those shops, unless you know exactly what you're looking for. Never take unindentifiable pills or substances, and yes, sex pills are unidentifiable, cause you don't know what the fuck is in those things. That's fucking stupid. Also, drug dealers love the uninformed, just so they could rip them off. Be smarter than your dealer.

Instead of being a sheer asshole, which would be a lot easier on my part, I'll give you some links.

http://www.grasscity.com < Go to their forums, search for anything you are curious about, educate yourself, and if you STILL have questions, ASK THEM THERE.

http://www.stoneddates.com < That's primarily a pothead "eHarmony" thing, but there's a few informational sections that should help you out.

http://www.cannabishq.com < More information.

It seems like you're REALLY REALLY curious about weed, so there you go.

Also, some good measurements to know:

7 grams = Quarter
14 grams = Half ounce
28 grams = Ounce

If you're just starting out, and you're smoking with a few friends, an eighth or a quarter, depending on the amount of friends, should be good enough.

If you already "know" all this stuff, then I am sorry, I guess you're fucked.
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« Reply #45 on: January 14, 2007, 11:06:50 AM »
Ok so I tried them and NOTHING happenned. Fuuck...

 But then me and my friends went and got a whole bunch of alcohol from the convinience store and we played pool and shit.

 In conclusion, aocohol isnt that bad. WOOOHOOO FUCKERS SLAP PALS

you didn't take enough of them...my friend paul and I used to take them all the time...You have to take at least 6 to feel anything...we'd pass out and wake up slumped over eachother, our naked bodies caked in saliva and urine...mmm...
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« Reply #46 on: January 14, 2007, 02:47:54 PM »
Why are you asking people in America about getting drugs in Japan?  Why can't you go to a Japanese board and have them solve your problems.

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« Reply #47 on: January 14, 2007, 02:50:57 PM »
I just want to know why you didn't have sex with your friend !
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« Reply #48 on: January 14, 2007, 07:16:58 PM »
I just want to know why you didn't have sex with your friend !

 We were out side, and we are not gay. I'm telling you guys it did nothing to us.


 And why don't I go to Japanese forums and ask them? Well, have you ever been to a Japanese forum? It is actually pretty funny. I think the people keep so much to themselfs, they get all stressed out and post their anger on messege boards. Heres an translated example of a post I saw asking about drugs.

a:Hi, where can I get drugs that change how you feel? They don't have to be erotic ones. Thanks.

Z: get them at washi 53rd

a: Thanks  but where is that?

Z: nowhere you stupid fuck haha

 Most of them are like that. The stressed out ones make a joke, then try to offend the one saking questions.
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« Reply #49 on: January 14, 2007, 07:23:07 PM »
I just want to know why you didn't have sex with your friend !

 We were out side, and we are not gay. I'm telling you guys it did nothing to us.
that's a shame.  i'm a fan of amateur pics of girls lezzing out.

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« Reply #50 on: January 14, 2007, 07:28:56 PM »
girls lezzing out? girls laying out? I don't get it....
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« Reply #51 on: January 14, 2007, 07:35:10 PM »
I just want to know why you didn't have sex with your friend !

 We were out side, and we are not gay. I'm telling you guys it did nothing to us.


 And why don't I go to Japanese forums and ask them? Well, have you ever been to a Japanese forum? It is actually pretty funny. I think the people keep so much to themselfs, they get all stressed out and post their anger on messege boards. Heres an translated example of a post I saw asking about drugs.

a:Hi, where can I get drugs that change how you feel? They don't have to be erotic ones. Thanks.

Z: get them at washi 53rd

a: Thanks  but where is that?

Z: nowhere you stupid fuck haha

 Most of them are like that. The stressed out ones make a joke, then try to offend the one saking questions.

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« Reply #52 on: January 14, 2007, 07:41:04 PM »
女の子は女の子とセックスすると、「lezzing out」です。 例えば、トニコクスホクスと友達は二人女の子。 それに、トニコクスホクスと友達がセックスするとそのことは「lezzing out」です。

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« Reply #53 on: January 14, 2007, 07:44:30 PM »
hahahahahahahahahahahah

 Are you Japanese man? Me and my friends arn't girls but I didn't know that "lezzing out" meant lezbian sex.

 Can you speak Japanese? Or are you just using some transilating program? If its a program, it works pretty good.
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« Reply #54 on: January 14, 2007, 11:12:33 PM »
you could say he'll be turning japanese, to pictures of you and your friends "lezzing out."  his unique way of saying "you're a stupid bitch."
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« Reply #55 on: January 14, 2007, 11:16:37 PM »
fuck you for calling me a stupid bitch.
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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« Reply #56 on: January 14, 2007, 11:21:33 PM »
so I'm good for everything else?  the whole "for calling me a stupid bitch" part was a little redundant, don't you think...

fuck you for...no, thank you for starting these unbelievable threads...I'm so astoniched by the unfathomable nature of your logic.  you entertain me.

thank you for saying "fuck you for saying I'm a stupid bitch."
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« Reply #57 on: January 14, 2007, 11:26:37 PM »
Am I really that weird and stupid and bitchy?
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« Reply #58 on: January 14, 2007, 11:28:41 PM »
are my posts really that terrible?  yes.

-it's cool.  keep posting.  i enjoy this nonsense.
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« Reply #59 on: January 14, 2007, 11:30:23 PM »
I think I should stop posting. I'm making too much of a fool out of myself.
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)