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Weird sex pill things - HELP
« on: January 13, 2007, 04:29:48 AM »
Ok so I found this shop that sells normal medicine and some dick growth shit and my friend asked the old man there if they sold anyhitng that gets you high. Then the man showed us these pill things. He told us that taking them would make our eyes look relaxed and our chests would become warm. The pills are originally for taking with a woman so that you get in a better mood to fuck.

 Anyways as bored as me and my friends are, we are planning on taking them just to see what they are like tomorrow.

 Do you guys know what these pills are? Have you ever tried them? Do you recommend taking them? The guy said they will last for an hour but I just want to make sure.

Any advice would be appriciated, thanks.


p.s. this is not a joke and any advice is really helpful
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2007, 05:44:18 AM »
What kind of sick fuck are you? Seriously man c'mon.

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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2007, 06:35:13 AM »
any advice? dear god. here's some...die a painful and drawn out death where you eyes implode and your penis pisses blood

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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2007, 06:39:57 AM »
any advice? dear god. here's some...die a painful and drawn out death where you eyes implode and your penis pisses blood

 Are you joking?
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2007, 08:16:51 AM »
so you're going to have sex with your friend then

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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2007, 08:53:12 AM »
these drug questions are seriously funny as shit, makes for a good laugh, next thing he will be asking?  "is huffing lysol gets you high and is it safe?".

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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2007, 09:32:13 AM »
Take them man, but take like 3-5 just to be on the safe side.

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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2007, 09:37:10 AM »
Tonycoxhox is a scrotum licking flap-faced fuck. it's so obvious he's some spaz getting a few cheap laughs. SUCK MY BALLS TONY!

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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2007, 11:15:49 AM »
if you wanna get in the mood to fuck your friend go ahead

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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2007, 11:23:08 AM »
ohh man this again. if you take those you'll grow a ovaries so dont let your friend fuck you because you might turn into the next junior bearer
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2007, 11:45:53 AM »
Ok so I found this shop that sells normal medicine and some dick growth shit and my friend asked the old man there if they sold anyhitng that gets you high. Then the man showed us these pill things. He told us that taking them would make our eyes look relaxed and our chests would become warm. The pills are originally for taking with a woman so that you get in a better mood to fuck.

 Anyways as bored as me and my friends are, we are planning on taking them just to see what they are like tomorrow.

 Do you guys know what these pills are? Have you ever tried them? Do you recommend taking them? The guy said they will last for an hour but I just want to make sure.

Any advice would be appriciated, thanks.


p.s. this is not a joke and any advice is really helpful

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Re: Weird sex pill things - HELP
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2007, 02:38:06 PM »
Taking sex pills with your friend? Ready to bring that relationship to the next level, are ya?

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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2007, 02:40:06 PM »
so you're going to have sex with your friend then

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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2007, 04:50:27 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2007, 05:13:18 PM »
You have the best ideas ever tonycoxhox. I can't think of anything that could go wrong with this plan.

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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2007, 05:24:12 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2007, 05:32:58 PM »
you've got to be a fake account, this shit is rediculous.
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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2007, 07:23:25 PM »
I'm not a fucking fake account and I'm really asking for advice. I don't know what the pills look like but since its impossible to find something to get high here, me and my friends are planning on taking them.
 
 I' m guessing that they are kind of like alcohol. You get dumb enough to be brave and fuck the woman. So I don't think they will make us want to fuck each other. IF we do, I guess we will have to jack off because none of us are gay.

 Anyways I just wanted to know if they are dangerous.
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« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2007, 07:40:41 PM »
If you're THAT fucking desperate to get high, drink Robitussin or take Coricidin like mad. They're both easy to fucking find.

In all reality, desperate people should not be getting high, but whatever, do what the fuck you want.
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« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2007, 07:46:53 PM »
They don't sell Robitussin here and for your information, I DID take pills that contained dextromethorphan. I forget how much I took but I took the "normal" amount suggested to take on erowid. Guess what? Nothing happens. Me and my friend get a fuckin hotel room for our first trip and nothing at all happens.

 We also went to the flower store to try and get morning glory but they only sell them in the summer.

 Thats why we are ending up taking sex pills.
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2007, 08:01:58 PM »
Well, that sucks for you.

Continue with your desperate journey to get high.
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« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2007, 08:37:01 PM »
They don't sell Robitussin here and for your information, I DID take pills that contained dextromethorphan. I forget how much I took but I took the "normal" amount suggested to take on erowid. Guess what? Nothing happens. Me and my friend get a fuckin hotel room for our first trip and nothing at all happens.

 We also went to the flower store to try and get morning glory but they only sell them in the summer.

 Thats why we are ending up taking sex pills.
Dude, forget the sex pills and try some San Pedro cactus, or some hawaiian baby woodrose seeds.  Google it and check it out on Erowid, theres tons of online vendors for that shit.  Trust me, you can get like 50 high quality hbwr seeds online for like $15, and it only takes 10 or so to trip. 
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« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2007, 08:38:50 PM »
Can't order anything. If I could I would order salvia.

thanks for the tips hough
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« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2007, 08:40:20 PM »
getting high is not that much fun. especially when you are this desperate. just give it up man... it's not worth it.

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« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2007, 08:41:43 PM »
I'm trying the pills today if the shop is open.
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2007, 08:45:49 PM »
how is this not a fake account?

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« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2007, 08:54:00 PM »
how is this not a fake account?

 Are you an idiot? I've explained too many times...
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« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2007, 09:14:08 PM »
Do you know what the brand name of those pills is?
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« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2007, 09:15:56 PM »
I'll check them out when I get them, although today is a Sunday so it may be closed.
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« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2007, 09:16:25 PM »
Just get it over with and end your life.