Ya I got What is Love on there. What's the story about the fight?
I was MCing a wedding of a good friend of mine. I was working the room, making sure everyone's having a good time, got fresh drinks, whatever. I started talking to an incredibly attractive friend of the bride, whom I'd never met before. I'm stone cold sober, she's had a couple. I notice this guy giving us the death stare from across the room and she says he's her husband. I didn't really think much of it. So the evening progresses, dance floor is packed and I decide to unleash the dance moves during Hey Ya with Attractive Married Girl. All of a sudden there's a scuffle behind me and Attractive Married Girl's husband is attempting to get yours truly into a headlock. As I'm still sober, this seemed pretty excessive, so I figured he was just drunk as fuck. Turns out, my mates were getting in his ear and saying 'see that guy, yeah the MC. He's going to be fucking your wife tonight.' Anyway, he got the arse from the wedding, I hung out with his wife for the rest of the night. Made sure I got plenty of photos with her too.