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mint_rob

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Any good tales from the surgeon's table?
« on: January 28, 2015, 02:50:22 AM »
Homie from Japan went all out on tour down under last year and now he's got knee surgery coming up and could use some encouragement...

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Re: Any good tales from the surgeon's table?
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2015, 05:54:02 PM »
i had two ankle surgeries between June and November and I still can't skate. The only encouragement I have is to do your physical therapy and don't rush back
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Re: Any good tales from the surgeon's table?
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2015, 02:40:32 AM »
best thing about any surgery is the recovery

I'm a bit of a masochist in that regard though - loved the pain of trying to get my stomach muscles working after having a few ft of my intestines removed in 2002 and trying to get pushups back after snapping humerous was a right bitch

on the upside after the gut surgery I was ordered by the docs to eat as much trifle as possible



(I didn't bother with the candles and ribbons after the first few)

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Re: Any good tales from the surgeon's table?
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2015, 04:08:45 AM »
i remember i had a boner when one of the nurses put a ice bag on my balls (i was naked under a blouse on the operating table with a broken arm, and fall asleep cause of the general anaesthesia...)
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