Honolulu

[fur lined sea]

I'll be in Hawaii next week for about ten days. I've looked around online for parks, but I haven't found too much. I'd rather skate street if anyone's down.

Any suggestions on food, sights, etc, would be great, too.

[shark tits]

my knowledge of honolulu begins and ends w/ dog the bounty hunter oppressing the poor ice addled natives [locals in their parlance]. he manacles them, puts a cigarette in their lips and forces christianity on them before dropping them off at the kennel. oh and i think that's where the government performed the false flag operation 'pearl harbor' to give us the moral highground to drop bombs on japan as we entered the fray.
if you go drinking w/ dog, ask him for crack binge stories, philandering and vacuum cleaner salesman experiences. he's got war stories for days.
Dog The Bounty Hunter's Racist Phone Call