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DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« on: February 23, 2015, 09:03:18 AM »
CRAILTAP ARE YOU PURPOSELY TRYING TO FAIL?  DID YOU SHORT ALTAMONT? IF NOT STOP EVERYTHING NOW.  
1.  Your wood is fucking terrible.  Can  you even drill bolt holes that aren't crooked?
2.  Shoot your in house artist in the face.
3.  Go find a new woodshop where quality matters.  FUCK QUANTITY.
4.  FIND A NEW FRESH ARTIST
5.  MAKE PREMIUM DECK SERIES.  START OFF WITH 10 DECKS OF ONLY GUY MARIANO IN THE SERIES. YOU GUYS NEED TO LOOK AT A DECK AND SEE IT DIFFERENTLY THAN PLYWOOD GLUED TOGETHER. GET EVERY LITTLE DETAIL RIGHT (GET RID OF TERRIBLE SHAPES, TERRIBLE PLY COLORS, TERRIBLE SILK SCREENS) SELL  FOR $80+ or whatever margin you find profitable.  I WILL BUY ALL FOR MY WALL.
6.  BAN KOSTON FROM THE INTERNET AND MAKE A KOSTON SERIES.  I WILL BUY ALL THE BOARDS IF THEY ARE MADE WITH CARE AND HAVE NICE AESTHETICS and put them in another room.
7.  CRUSH MIKEY TAYLOR'S AND OTHERS SMALL SHIT BRANDS BY BRING BACK SHIT TALKING.  CAN'T BE NICE TO THE KOOK AND COMPETE FOR MARKET SHARE.  LAY THEM TO WASTE NOW BEFORE THEY SLAY YOU.  IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME THEY START STABBING FOR PIE CRUSTS.  Haven't you figured it out that soccer moms are poor as shit and frontin?  Brand loyalty and majority of the revenue will be from us adults with extra income because we knew better than to shit out a kid and move into the poor house.  Kids are too fickle and unreliable. Notice all them shit Nike's on sale?   Kids are fucking dumb but they still have eyes to see polished turds.
8.  Develop plan without Altamont knowledge and buy back your damn shares at discount.
9.  Read a fucking book.  
« Last Edit: February 23, 2015, 09:41:09 AM by Retox »

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2015, 09:27:23 AM »
Wow,   Who shit in your mouth while you were sleeping, forcing you to spew out this diarrhea.

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2015, 09:27:56 AM »
yeah, i got my business degree from everest too
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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2015, 09:30:21 AM »
That's an awful lot of demands. I would not want to have any type of personal relationship with you.

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2015, 09:35:54 AM »
Why change the shape if you're just going to hang them on the wall?

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2015, 09:39:22 AM »
People definitely over exaggerate how bad Crailtap is. I guess I'm not picky about wood, but after riding a few Girl/Chocolate boards in a row, I skated a Krooked, WKND, and a Polar, and I honestly didn't feel a difference. As for Lakai they're one of the best shoe companies out there right now.
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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2015, 09:41:38 AM »
yeah, i got my business degree from everest too

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2015, 09:43:02 AM »
People definitely over exaggerate how bad Crailtap is. I guess I'm not picky about wood, but after riding a few Girl/Chocolate boards in a row, I skated a Krooked, WKND, and a Polar, and I honestly didn't feel a difference. As for Lakai they're one of the best shoe companies out there right now.

I'm psyched on Lakai, they  need a loyal roster and they can weather the Nike storm til it ends.  Just got a Girl board recenty and the damn bolt holes for the trucks are off centered and the board looked like China.  Immediately bought a krooked and it's nice  to be anxiety free from bad product.
« Last Edit: February 23, 2015, 09:49:19 AM by Retox »

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2015, 09:43:57 AM »
Why change the shape if you're just going to hang them on the wall?

I like concave on boards on the wall but not to skate.  I hate wack shapes on wall with huge or steep noses.

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2015, 09:45:32 AM »
Mike Mo off is only demand possible.

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2015, 09:51:49 AM »
Mike Mo off is only demand possible.

Could care less about a dumbass who doesn't understand the physics in a golf cart.  I want a Jovontae, Rudy, Sean reprints but in 8.25+

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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2015, 09:55:32 AM »
Mike Mo off is only demand possible.
Could care less about a dumbass who doesn't understand the physics in a golf cart. 
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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2015, 09:56:02 AM »
Or else. You forgot to say "or else"

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2015, 09:57:34 AM »
That's an awful lot of demands. I would not want to have any type of personal relationship with you.

They aren't demands.  I really want Girl to thrive and support Mariano for life.  


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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2015, 09:59:49 AM »
Mike Mo off is only demand possible.
Could care less about a dumbass who doesn't understand the physics in a golf cart. 
slap is the pettiest place on the internet, confirmed.

read 4chan or reddit.

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« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2015, 10:04:33 AM »
never!

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2015, 10:05:33 AM »
crailtap will def take your words into consideration. they care that much

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2015, 10:10:57 AM »
People definitely over exaggerate how bad Crailtap is. I guess I'm not picky about wood, but after riding a few Girl/Chocolate boards in a row, I skated a Krooked, WKND, and a Polar, and I honestly didn't feel a difference. As for Lakai they're one of the best shoe companies out there right now.
I'm psyched on Lakai, they  need a loyal roster and they can weather the Nike storm til it ends.  Just got a Girl board recenty and the damn bolt holes for the trucks are off centered and the board looked like China.  Immediately bought a krooked and it's nice  to be anxiety free from bad product.

I really like the Crail GO27 shape. GO23 is my second choice. The concave on Crail decks is a little on the flatter side for my tastes but I've never had a quality related problem. I've bought a couple directly from Crail that arrived warped but I've also had a warped board from every other manu. And oddly enough, I just had 2 PS Stix boards with crooked and off centered drilled back truck holes.

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2015, 10:11:47 AM »
Let's pretend Retox is someone in the industry!

I say Retox is Brian Anderson.

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2015, 10:13:53 AM »
There has been some really good threads showcasing Crailtap and what its doing, its future and its structure...

This is not one of them lol.

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2015, 10:19:00 AM »
Let's pretend Retox is someone in the industry!

I say Retox is Brian Anderson.

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #21 on: February 23, 2015, 10:48:51 AM »
Let's pretend Retox is someone in the industry!

I say Retox is Brian Anderson.

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2015, 10:57:55 AM »
i brought you something op. i hope you feel better  :)


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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #23 on: February 23, 2015, 11:04:37 AM »
even if some of that were possibly somewhat potentially true, go away

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #24 on: February 23, 2015, 11:05:35 AM »
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« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2015, 11:18:21 AM »
Let's pretend Retox is someone in the industry!

I say Retox is Brian Anderson.

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2015, 11:28:57 AM »
Mike Mo off is only demand possible.

Could care less about a dumbass who doesn't understand the physics in a golf cart.  I want a Jovontae, Rudy, Sean reprints but in 8.25+

Yeah, and the kids hate him too...

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #27 on: February 23, 2015, 12:24:58 PM »
you remember that bad light skin bitch, ciera, from the commercial? the one that kinda look like felica keyz?

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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #28 on: February 23, 2015, 12:36:02 PM »
Just got a Girl board recenty and the damn bolt holes for the trucks are off centered and the board looked like China.



Interesting board shape. Too bad the bolt holes were off centered.
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Re: DEAR CRAILTAP, STOP EVERYTHING NOW!
« Reply #29 on: February 23, 2015, 12:41:05 PM »
Just got a Girl board recenty and the damn bolt holes for the trucks are off centered and the board looked like China.



Interesting board shape. Too bad the bolt holes were off centered.

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