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Dealing with women with PMT
« on: February 24, 2015, 06:40:51 AM »
Over the years I have had to put up with a lot of it.

Any good tips to diffuse the aggro bomb?

Seriously, sometimes I think I'd rather just be a monk.

Not just talking girlfriends/wives, I had an ex-colleague who was the biggest cunt when the painters were in.

Any tips? Please don't just give me be extra nice, that shit just enhances the madness!
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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2015, 06:47:31 AM »
Just fuck em, a true warrior isn't scared to get blood on his sword.

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2015, 06:56:32 AM »
Just fuck em, a true warrior isn't scared to get blood on his sword.

Not talking about menstruation, the pre menstrual psycho bullshit that precedes it. Severe mood swings, irrational emotional over-reactions, physical violence and mental abuse. You know, all those fun things. Not just getting your nob red!
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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2015, 07:07:51 AM »
Get her on the pill. She won't get a period and you won't be a daddy

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2015, 08:11:57 AM »
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Just fuck em, a true warrior isn't scared to get blood on his sword.
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Not talking about menstruation, the pre menstrual psycho bullshit that precedes it. Severe mood swings, irrational emotional over-reactions, physical violence and mental abuse. You know, all those fun things. Not just getting your nob red!

Tell them you're gay and moving out or just disappear for a week/don't answer your phone. Then you can say you went on a sabbatical for a soul searching mission and arrive like a shining knight to rescue her post tampon. Then create stories about how you figured out how to be sensitive in those times and that you were just scared and when it happens again wash, rinse, repeat.

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2015, 10:16:04 AM »
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Just fuck em, a true warrior isn't scared to get blood on his sword.
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Not talking about menstruation, the pre menstrual psycho bullshit that precedes it. Severe mood swings, irrational emotional over-reactions, physical violence and mental abuse. You know, all those fun things. Not just getting your nob red!

Just fuck em, a true warrior isn't scared to get blood on his sword.

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2015, 11:45:03 AM »
God I'm glad I'm queer.

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2015, 12:19:13 PM »
God I'm glad I'm queer.
Does being gay protect you from being called a woman-hater.

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2015, 01:09:28 PM »
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God I'm glad I'm queer.
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Does being gay protect you from being called a woman-hater.
Nah he has the option to be a woman denier, which is why I wish I was gay. Women usually suck for the most part with the exception a of a few. Like C.B. Burnside.

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2015, 02:31:35 PM »
I'm feeling pretty grateful that my woman isn't mental. Don't think  could handle that much shit every few weeks.

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2015, 02:39:52 PM »
I had an ex-colleague who was the biggest cunt when the painters were in.

Not just getting your nob red!

Killed me man. Too funny. Crude English humour dashed about the place. Quality.

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2015, 03:38:56 PM »
i feel your pain, op. what i have always done is avoided sticking with chicks who have the more extreme pmt and pms reactions. since it happens monthly, you can weed them out early on before you become too attached. but when you're with one that isn't that bad, turn up the compassion and tolerance. good luck.

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2015, 05:18:37 PM »
You lost me at "dealing with women"

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2015, 05:59:42 PM »
Sorry, I know what PMS is, but what does PMT stand for? Is the T for terror?

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2015, 06:48:26 PM »
Hahaha

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #15 on: February 24, 2015, 07:03:27 PM »
whatever they do/however they act, just be 10x worse... go fucking nuts. Show them that it's completely fucking ridiculous and unacceptable. If she says anything along the lines of, 'you don't get pms' or 'you don't know what it's like', tell them they're a fucking adult and to get their emotions in check because you won't put up with that bullshit. If she's not down, tell her to kick rocks... win win situation

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #16 on: February 24, 2015, 07:54:48 PM »
Hahaha

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Haha you looked it up!

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #17 on: February 24, 2015, 07:56:35 PM »
I'm feeling pretty grateful that my woman isn't mental. Don't think  could handle that much shit every few weeks.
Give it few more years then wonder why you're the dad in "Happiness"

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #18 on: February 24, 2015, 09:13:13 PM »
i fucked a girl when she was on her period, it was actually the first time we hung out and it made me want to hang out with her again cause she was awesome

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2015, 08:13:23 AM »
God I'm glad I'm queer.

Do you never have to deal with pms-ers? I'm guessing gays get an exemption because they arent a target. So dumb.

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2015, 08:27:37 AM »
I  kind of realised I can get better advice about  bearings than women's hormones here. Even those fuckers don't know what is up with Swiss,  so how can they navigate a vagina?.
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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2015, 09:15:49 AM »
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God I'm glad I'm queer.
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Does being gay protect you from being called a woman-hater.
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Nah he has the option to be a woman denier, which is why I wish I was gay. Women usually suck for the most part with the exception a of a few. Like C.B. Burnside.

Exactly that. I just don't have to navigate their feelings. If a woman acts up I just tell her, "Girl you best check yo self." I don't do that though. I just avoid creepy women.

Seriously, though, I'm not a woman hater, per se, but I don't really like the company of chicks. I have always hung with dudes. Straight or gay it doesn't matter. I'm not the kind of queer to try to get into anybody's pants so I'm not looked on with suspicion, I think.

I'm grateful for women because I came out of one of their vaginas, though!

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Re: Dealing with women with PMT
« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2015, 09:48:56 AM »
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Hahaha

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Haha you looked it up!

I was laughing at the "T for terror", not being condescending, you shit.