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LOU.502

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #30 on: February 26, 2015, 09:58:50 PM »
My mom thinks i'm handsome so yeah i am, are you? are we the next lemon lime brothers?
Yeah, probly, it seems to be workin out that way. Do u hav any previous brothers I might have an issue with at any point?


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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #31 on: February 26, 2015, 10:05:30 PM »

Be my canvas, is my art...



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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2015, 02:11:23 AM »
Have you made sure you meet all the prerequisites for being a fun skater? How are your no complies? Is your slappy game on point?


Don't expect to be able to have a whacky board and come in hot throwing down nollie nose slide flip outs, that shit just ain't gonna fly in 2015.


If you're gonna be about that board you better be about that life. High pants, silly tricks, Ill-advised relationships...there's protocol to follow man. I'm not gonna sit idly by while you ruin everything the casual skater mafia has worked so hard to build into a legitimate, identifiable stereotype.


Actually... I will, but you better believe that shit will be eating me up inside at night. Can you live with that guilt?
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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2015, 02:42:41 AM »
Have you made sure you meet all the prerequisites for being a fun skater? How are your no complies? Is your slappy game on point?


Don't expect to be able to have a whacky board and come in hot throwing down nollie nose slide flip outs, that shit just ain't gonna fly in 2015.


If you're gonna be about that board you better be about that life. High pants, silly tricks, Ill-advised relationships...there's protocol to follow man. I'm not gonna sit idly by while you ruin everything the casual skater mafia has worked so hard to build into a legitimate, identifiable stereotype.


Actually... I will, but you better believe that shit will be eating me up inside at night. Can you live with that guilt?
weeny's right though. you've gotta maintain that contrived smile thruogh thick and thin w/ vim and vigor! it's ok to play lightheartedly w/ roadkill corpses but it's not ok to slip out of character and use authentic pissed off profanity. you don't have to land every trick but the bails need to elicit a high pitched giggle, not a racial slur, misogynist and/or anti homosexual cussword. word.
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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #34 on: February 27, 2015, 03:38:06 AM »
Im pretty embarrassed that, at this point, I've spent a total of nearly 28 days of my life on SLAP. Maybe one of you OG's should start a thread/contest to see who has the longest combined time on here. Im sure some of you must have months...
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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #35 on: February 27, 2015, 04:26:51 AM »
Have you made sure you meet all the prerequisites for being a fun skater? How are your no complies? Is your slappy game on point?


Don't expect to be able to have a whacky board and come in hot throwing down nollie nose slide flip outs, that shit just ain't gonna fly in 2015.


If you're gonna be about that board you better be about that life. High pants, silly tricks, Ill-advised relationships...there's protocol to follow man. I'm not gonna sit idly by while you ruin everything the casual skater mafia has worked so hard to build into a legitimate, identifiable stereotype.


Actually... I will, but you better believe that shit will be eating me up inside at night. Can you live with that guilt?

It took me a few minutes to digest this post.  I don't think my skating is interesting enough to warrant orange grip and shaped boards.  I think I'm over skateboarding.

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #36 on: February 27, 2015, 05:01:57 AM »
Embarrassment is for Real skaters.

Get with the programme , grab a Cappuchino and model for Louis or DKNY or some shit.

Just don't bite the painted nails thing. So late December.
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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #37 on: February 27, 2015, 05:16:40 AM »
I like the way this thread is going.

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #38 on: February 27, 2015, 05:39:56 AM »
I would go pink, orange is so RuPaul. Think about it if your gonna tuck, tuck the balls too.

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #39 on: February 27, 2015, 11:46:31 AM »
if too many dudes are going to make fun of me then i'm going to feel discouraged.

Do you feel discouraged yet?

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #40 on: February 27, 2015, 11:54:51 AM »
I like the way this thread is going.

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My name is Daniel too. Kissing you would be like kissing myself, which, let's face it, would be FUKKKIN' AWESOME!
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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #41 on: February 27, 2015, 12:08:03 PM »
Yes you should.

If you got to ask you're probably already going to feel self conscious which will then make you look awkward.

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #42 on: February 27, 2015, 12:16:29 PM »
Im pretty embarrassed that, at this point, I've spent a total of nearly 28 days of my life on SLAP. Maybe one of you OG's should start a thread/contest to see who has the longest combined time on here. Im sure some of you must have months...

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #43 on: February 27, 2015, 02:03:32 PM »
how embarrassed does jim greco feel daily?

do you think richie jackson will feel really embarrassed in a few years when he ditches his disgusting kit?

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #44 on: February 27, 2015, 02:20:41 PM »
Make sure you go Normcore. Don't let Mango be the only shaped, fun-boarder taking 90's dad-wear to new levels.

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #45 on: February 27, 2015, 03:29:40 PM »

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #46 on: February 27, 2015, 03:40:23 PM »
how embarrassed does jim greco feel daily?

do you think richie jackson will feel really embarrassed in a few years when he ditches his disgusting kit?

So you're saying you didn't realize that Greco and Jackson are the same person?

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #47 on: February 28, 2015, 01:38:29 AM »
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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #48 on: February 28, 2015, 10:44:29 PM »
wait naggerhead wich one do u hav more of clothes colors wise green or yellow? ill b sendin u sum pics bro like auditions but just 4 u ok?


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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #49 on: March 02, 2015, 09:46:12 AM »
My mom thinks i'm handsome so yeah i am, are you? are we the next lemon lime brothers?
Yeah, probly, it seems to be workin out that way. Do u hav any previous brothers I might have an issue with at any point?

Yea why did you say "next"?  Is it like the Highlander?
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #50 on: March 07, 2015, 04:19:53 PM »

Suit Up!

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #51 on: March 09, 2015, 02:28:45 AM »
Make sure you go Normcore. Don't let Mango be the only shaped, fun-boarder taking 90's dad-wear to new levels.

LOL, perfect.

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Re: Should i be embarrassed?
« Reply #52 on: March 19, 2015, 11:07:45 AM »
well I am not trying to look cool i just like the way some Welcome decks are shaped

orange grip also looks pretty cool but if you guys tell me not go through with it, i will feel obligated to go another route

does anyone have any suggestions?

i love my parents but i think killing them would be a thrilling experience and since i can't 900 i feel this is the closest i'm going to get

Do it! Fly your own flag and fuck the haters!