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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #420 on: May 26, 2015, 02:34:31 PM »
thats right gay = think of the posibilities

example. if you do the trapeze "with the net" = then you DONT recieve magic powers

do it without the net = you get magic and telepathy

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #421 on: May 26, 2015, 02:41:33 PM »
AND THINK OF OTHER POSIBILITIES GAY

if you had  the right hover and flying powers then you could turn the USA navy into a spacefleet. no jokes full on

humans could all magically look like models (if thats what you want) and im sure lots of girls do

magic could learn to cure diseases like HIV and other fatal illnesses

yes there are lots of posiblities

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #422 on: May 26, 2015, 03:04:16 PM »
AND THINK OF OTHER POSIBILITIES GAY

if you had  the right hover and flying powers then you could turn the USA navy into a spacefleet. no jokes full on

humans could all magically look like models (if thats what you want) and im sure lots of girls do

magic could learn to cure diseases like HIV and other fatal illnesses

yes there are lots of posiblities
magic did cure HIV a long time ago but they still kicked him out the NBA

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #423 on: May 26, 2015, 04:22:14 PM »
i dont like repeating myself,
but[

quote author=nick jedi sk8boarder link=topic=84893.msg2333471#msg2333471 date=1432608973]
ive already written arguements that defeat your logic oldmanepic


just read january 2014 on my facebook

and look at my whole jedi diaries on facebook

and watch all my youtube clips including the tv clip

there's your proof

then if you want = read my entire facebook timeline
and all my slap.com articles/threads and skateboard.com.au threads/artiicles

and there's your proof
[/quote]

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #424 on: May 26, 2015, 04:53:21 PM »
i just spent 6 hours reading everything you said to jedi. there was no explanation at all to how you have magic.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #425 on: May 26, 2015, 05:06:18 PM »
i'm beginning to think this guy's a fraud
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride...

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #426 on: May 26, 2015, 05:07:57 PM »
AND THINK OF OTHER POSIBILITIES GAY

if you had  the right hover and flying powers then you could turn the USA navy into a spacefleet. no jokes full on

humans could all magically look like models (if thats what you want) and im sure lots of girls do

magic could learn to cure diseases like HIV and other fatal illnesses

yes there are lots of posiblities


magic did cure HIV a long time ago but they still kicked him out the NBA

Holy hell hahahahahahaha

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #427 on: May 26, 2015, 05:21:13 PM »
i dont like repeating myself,

but[

ice nine did you follow the instructions

i coiuldnt make it any clearer

just read january 2014 on my facebook

and look at my whole jedi diaries on facebook

and watch all my youtube clips including the tv clip

there's your proof

then if you want = read my entire facebook timeline
and all my slap.com articles/threads and skateboard.com.au threads/artiicles

and there's your proof
[/quote]

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #428 on: May 26, 2015, 05:27:25 PM »
i'm beginning to think this guy's a fraud

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #429 on: May 26, 2015, 05:44:15 PM »
i'm beginning to think this guy's a fraud
Just extremely delusional.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #430 on: May 26, 2015, 09:27:40 PM »
no rafiki im not delusional. gay believes me. that magic is real

but i tell you what else im certain of rafiki.

is that i am a better skaterboarder than you.

matter of fact il also say that the only skater in history that can compete against jedi is 1980'ss hosoi (definitely not tony hawk)

thats no delusion either
« Last Edit: May 26, 2015, 09:29:15 PM by nick jedi sk8boarder »

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #431 on: May 26, 2015, 09:39:38 PM »
as a fellow oz i can tell you the hype is real



Hit me up nick . Last time I saw you was in riversdale a few years back. I'm starting to tire of these jc teeny yuppies playing you down. Message me soon

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #432 on: May 26, 2015, 09:52:44 PM »
no rafiki im not delusional. gay believes me. that magic is real

but i tell you what else im certain of rafiki.

is that i am a better skaterboarder than you.

matter of fact il also say that the only skater in history that can compete against jedi is 1980'ss hosoi (definitely not tony hawk)

thats no delusion either
You dont even skate though...

But aside from that there is also one thing I am certain of, there is no footage in existence of you actually landing a trick.
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #433 on: May 26, 2015, 10:11:14 PM »
butthole sniffer that was gold.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #434 on: May 26, 2015, 10:43:03 PM »
wrong rafiki i land quite a few tricks on my youtube jedi holocrons. and the fence air was landed even though i didnt roll away - i broke my board and the crowd cheered, which counts as a landd trick

stop lying rafiki

or il just keep ignoring you

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #435 on: May 26, 2015, 10:53:02 PM »
wrong rafiki i land quite a few tricks on my youtube jedi holocrons. and the fence air was landed even though i didnt roll away - i broke my board and the crowd cheered, which counts as a landd trick

stop lying rafiki

or il just keep ignoring you
No you are lying, nothing was landed and I dont have to watch your "holocrons" to know that. Blurry footage of other skaters claiming they are you doesnt count either. Also you are not ignoring me if you reply.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #436 on: May 26, 2015, 11:08:56 PM »
quite serious thought

jedi hasnt been with a girl since 2011 except with a call girl about 2wice a year since then

and you already know im about 33 and aive only had sex about 50 days in the last 14 years

but yeah if Leticia Bufoni skated faster then i would consider asking her on a date, which is rare for me, usually i think girls are a bit wack(not full wack in some cases- just a bit wack), and i usualy i dont prefer girls, i prefer skatinng, parkour and other things like watching the world surf tour whilst using my magic talk to live tv/internet power with my magic voice power

but anyway Leticia if you read this and you want to go on a date with me. then all you have to do is skate faster

because jedi and 1980's hosoi are the fastest skaters ever. noone skates faster than them

and bantam randozzi etc . can you please add this to the nick jedi thread
« Last Edit: May 26, 2015, 11:15:51 PM by nick jedi sk8boarder »

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #437 on: May 26, 2015, 11:21:04 PM »
it would actually be awesome if people just stop replying in this thread altogether whether your making fun of him without him knowing or just trying to get him to realize that he isn't famous or not the best skater in the world.

Its hurting him to get better he should of stayed in the psych ward for longer i mean did you see the shit he posted while he was in there? dude needs to be hospitalized with full time care or at least take his meds cause hes going to hurt someone or most likely hurt himself which he has already done. But yet again this is the internet and its fun messing with people

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #438 on: May 27, 2015, 12:36:26 AM »
tobey words of advice

how about you get off my thread instead

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #439 on: May 27, 2015, 12:56:44 AM »
and i noticed all you guys rave on about her ass and her tight pants.

well i thought her lipslide on the small rail was her cute-est look :)

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #440 on: May 27, 2015, 01:20:33 AM »
just watched the clip again

still think her lipslide on the rail is her cutest look

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #441 on: May 27, 2015, 01:21:26 AM »
Did you also notice everybody commented in the thread about her winning run itself,  instead of creating a new one?  

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #442 on: May 27, 2015, 02:26:10 AM »
that winning run wasnt fast

personaly i dont go that slow on tv man

i go 50km per hour/ or more



and leticia if you want to know what we'd do if we were dating

id take you to bells beach torquay and we'd show off to people with my lightsaber and id make you famous in bells beach torquay like i am - and then when the next rip cul pro comes to bells beach then you'll be a big name on the world surf tour - at least for a few years

we'd sit in my room looking at the internet and watch live world surf competitions talking to live with my talk to live tv/ internet magic power
-and at same time as we're talking to live internet surf comps with my magic voice power/ we're both the most famous people in bells beach torquay- that usualy gets the pro surfers responsive in their interviews. responsive to say the least. and it gets the commentators arked up

also you could be in the sorrento beachliffracing clip which i have made a deal with channel ten news and if you want you could be in the  tv news interview just as a spectator answering some questions about what you had just witnessed

i could get you and me into a fw local newspapers like where i live now in newport/williastownbeach and altona
and the mornington paper which is my main home where i used to live

last off all i could teach you to skate faster. 1st lesson is = spend more time skating than you do  walking or driving. i know ladies have to have their girlfriend time , but if you want to skate faster then you have to flow on a board. an accurate comparison is a jedi flowing with the force -  riding a speederbike - flying - the jedi could almost close his eyes and do it blindolded
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #443 on: May 27, 2015, 02:28:51 AM »
^^^^Sounds like an offer she can't refuse ;D

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #444 on: May 27, 2015, 04:51:07 AM »
Did you also notice everybody commented in the thread about her winning run itself,  instead of creating a new one?  

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #yearoftheeagle

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #445 on: May 27, 2015, 04:58:20 AM »
tobey words of advice

how about you get off my thread instead

LOL :D

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #yearoftheeagle

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #446 on: May 27, 2015, 02:27:35 PM »
just watching sunrise morning live tv on channel 7. and im using my talk to live tv / inernet power sgsin

talking to sam armitage and kochi again

and somking ciggarettes


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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #447 on: May 27, 2015, 03:10:36 PM »
back to Leticia for a moment

now jedi has been with a few blondes before (but on limited occasions with each girl)

so the whole blonde thing doesnt phase me.

but still she is a skilled skater. i might look her up on google and check out her instagram or facebook

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #448 on: May 27, 2015, 03:24:51 PM »
at least she is from brazil

of course bonus is she might have dark skin in the summer like jedi. we brazilians usualy develope a strong tan in the summer. especialy if she is a negra

we'll check this Leticia senhora

jedi el numero uno skateboard hugadores de national australia
jedi el numero uno skaterace hugadores de national australiaaa
jedi el numero uno famoso skate hugadores de national australia
jedi el numero uno skatebaord hugadores de suidad de mebourne
jedi el numero unos de usa y canada famoso skate hugadores

jedi y 1980's hosoi de numero uno genios de skateboard mundo

no ifs buts maybe Leticia

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #449 on: May 27, 2015, 03:31:24 PM »
I wonder if Leticia is aware of the fact that she has an actual Jedi admirer? I bet she'd be pretty flattered.


im probably lying