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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #450 on: May 27, 2015, 04:01:56 PM »
well  think she has a boyfriend so im not going to get too out of line. am i?

then again , most girls have boyfriends, and im not known for stealing girlfriends. not realy

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #451 on: May 27, 2015, 05:43:46 PM »
but anyway Leticia if you read this and you want to go on a date with me. then all you have to do is skate faster

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #452 on: May 27, 2015, 07:11:49 PM »
I wonder if Leticia is aware of the fact that she has an actual Jedi admirer? I bet she'd be pretty flattered.
Probably more creeped out than flattered.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #453 on: May 27, 2015, 07:35:45 PM »
Princess bufalioni?

Any girls ever take the saber jedi?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #454 on: May 27, 2015, 09:19:31 PM »

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #455 on: May 28, 2015, 01:56:58 AM »
yeah well im confident i can get a girl, even if its not leticia


but maybe i dont want to

girls can be quite stupid sometimes
out of the ones i know - a few have died in their late 20's and 30's of long term drug use

maybe il just keep to 1 ir 2 call girls a year

sort of - it makes more snse than having a girlfriend
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #456 on: May 28, 2015, 02:43:18 AM »
on a different note

if  you watch todays news

= ul notice that the fbi attacked fifa for accepting bribes

but on the other hand = the fbi dont catch hawk/slater for trying to scam jedi

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #457 on: May 28, 2015, 03:08:38 AM »
that winning run wasnt fast

personaly i dont go that slow on tv man

i go 50km per hour/ or more



and leticia if you want to know what we'd do if we were dating

id take you to bells beach torquay and we'd show off to people with my lightsaber and id make you famous in bells beach torquay like i am - and then when the next rip cul pro comes to bells beach then you'll be a big name on the world surf tour - at least for a few years

we'd sit in my room looking at the internet and watch live world surf competitions talking to live with my talk to live tv/ internet magic power
-and at same time as we're talking to live internet surf comps with my magic voice power/ we're both the most famous people in bells beach torquay- that usualy gets the pro surfers responsive in their interviews. responsive to say the least. and it gets the commentators arked up

also you could be in the sorrento beachliffracing clip which i have made a deal with channel ten news and if you want you could be in the  tv news interview just as a spectator answering some questions about what you had just witnessed

i could get you and me into a fw local newspapers like where i live now in newport/williastownbeach and altona
and the mornington paper which is my main home where i used to live

last off all i could teach you to skate faster. 1st lesson is = spend more time skating than you do  walking or driving. i know ladies have to have their girlfriend time , but if you want to skate faster then you have to flow on a board. an accurate comparison is a jedi flowing with the force -  riding a speederbike - flying - the jedi could almost close his eyes and do it blindolded

oh and leticia = i dont wear make up on tv either , just so you know. not like timberlake or ne yo
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #458 on: May 28, 2015, 12:25:13 PM »
yeah well im confident i can get a girl, even if its not leticia


but maybe i dont want to

girls can be quite stupid sometimes

out of the ones i know - a few have died in their late 20's and 30's of long term drug use

maybe il just keep to 1 ir 2 call girls a year

sort of - it makes more snse than having a girlfriend

I understand this completely Jedi.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #459 on: May 28, 2015, 03:56:14 PM »
i know gay. its the current situation right

in australia where i live

alot of girls wont even have sex with you unless you supply them with drugs first

no ifs or buts

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #460 on: May 28, 2015, 04:36:02 PM »
il go even further gay

i dont cheat on partners

and most girls do

no ifs or buts

so it makes it a bit of a turn off

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #461 on: May 28, 2015, 05:02:00 PM »
il go even further gay

i dont cheat on partners

and most girls do

no ifs or buts

so it makes it a bit of a turn off
cool story bro

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #462 on: May 29, 2015, 05:23:52 AM »
but being half black id say id fall for 90's female singer Sade. definitely if it was ten years ago??

but these days its more like someone like katherine heigl, or even lindsay lohani n her early days.

haha joking sightly.:)

the other one i could mention is lauren conrad from laguna beach - i like her beachouses. mine have been gnarly good but hers are off tap

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #463 on: May 29, 2015, 09:49:14 AM »

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #464 on: May 29, 2015, 01:52:07 PM »
no ifs or buts
maybe a few butts amirite jedi
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #465 on: May 29, 2015, 03:35:16 PM »
you r rite fenzadill

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #466 on: May 29, 2015, 03:48:27 PM »
picking up my 5 skateboards and my new trucks from my dad's today

i still have

- 5 brand new boards
- new wheels
- new trucks
- 2 spare complete boards
and my board that i ride

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #467 on: May 30, 2015, 06:58:05 AM »
picking up my 5 skateboards and my new trucks from my dad's today

i still have

- 5 brand new boards
- new wheels
- new trucks
- 2 spare complete boards
and my board that i ride

whats your point, you said you arent gonna skateboard unless you get paid

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #468 on: May 30, 2015, 04:15:09 PM »
From Jeff Grosso. 
"Shoulda, woulda, coulda... The bird man has no reason to steal. But, others have reason to lie? Ha!"

Maybe he's talking about you.



http://iconosquare.com/viewer.php#/detail/995750685893487238_15135537

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #469 on: May 30, 2015, 04:35:30 PM »
i hope he wasnt talking about me

because legit = hawk/slater owe jedi the money

fairs square man

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #470 on: May 30, 2015, 07:13:29 PM »
If you dont start skating again then tony and hosoi have already won

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #471 on: May 30, 2015, 07:24:22 PM »
but i am skating again eastenders

im performing at haloween comp at melbourne riverside in 4 months

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #472 on: May 31, 2015, 12:56:31 AM »
Jedi, have you put in some stuff for the SLAP video?
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #473 on: May 31, 2015, 04:55:10 PM »
i didnt know there was an upcoming slap video 360 frip.

but no im not skating untl haloween comp at riversode

matter of fact

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #474 on: May 31, 2015, 04:58:46 PM »
i didnt know there was an upcoming slap video 360 frip.

but no im not skating untl haloween comp at riversode

matter of fact

how do you expect to land a noseslide, lipslide, or fence ollie if you're not gonna skate for months?  you're gonna be super rusty.

this not skating except for money thing is starting to make me lose faith in u jedi.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #475 on: May 31, 2015, 06:51:23 PM »
jedi, you need to skate a few times a wk to post on slap. it's one of the requirements. i'm gonna have to ask you to skate on a semi-regular basis or stop posting. bantam rooster, grimcity, hate, back me up on this.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #476 on: May 31, 2015, 07:08:05 PM »
Go and get a couple of clips for the video. The guy who is making it is Mattofallmatts (see the Slapvideo thread).

The deadline is kind of like the Plan B video, but get out there and shred.

Isniff is right. Can't post here and not skate.
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #477 on: May 31, 2015, 10:53:02 PM »
Jedi, what do you think about Gino?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #478 on: May 31, 2015, 11:21:57 PM »
if jedi can confess his love to someone on here i feel comfortable doing that as well


tina fey if your reading this please be my wife

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #479 on: June 01, 2015, 02:16:15 AM »
tobey did you mean this tiina fey (from mean girls with - lohan)

and tobey well maybe ? just maybe ? tina is watching :) (and so could be lohan)

and maybe? did Letiticia look at my comments to her ? maybe ?