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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #60 on: April 06, 2015, 03:53:37 PM »
Why does anyone even reply to these threads?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #61 on: April 07, 2015, 03:42:21 PM »
apprently ben cousins is still on lock down and hasnt been released yet

free ben

free ben

free ben
 
free ben

free ben
here's an alternate article http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/ben-cousins-faces-arrest-or-involuntary-mental-health-admission-20150326-1m8bwy.html

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #62 on: April 07, 2015, 04:12:44 PM »
no shit crew = with this Vans product placement bombing in mtv and holywood and tv shows and Ads =

jedi has realised that

ie; if jedi was sponsored by Element then mtv, holywood, tv would start wearing element in their clips and movies and shows and Ads

ie; if jedi was sponsored by oakley then mtv, holywood, tv would start wearing oakley sunglasses in their clips and movies and shows and Ads

this shit is fucked up homes

its fucked up homes

homes!!!!!

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #63 on: April 07, 2015, 04:49:20 PM »
Why does anyone even reply to these threads?

YOLO

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #64 on: April 07, 2015, 06:33:33 PM »
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly just lost to brazilian Gabriel Medina at Bells Beach Pro

uber alles

california

slater u take that back to flooorrrriiiidddaaaahhhhh :)

california

uber alles

u take that back to foridahhhhhhhh!!!!!

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #65 on: April 07, 2015, 06:37:21 PM »
california uber allles
medina u kick that slater back to floridaaaahhhhh!!!!

http://www.worldsurfleague.com/posts/110024/recap-rip-curl-pro-bells-beach-round-5

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #66 on: April 07, 2015, 06:38:51 PM »
haha like Tone Loc said

"dont mess around with the funky cold Medina"

hahahahaha

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #67 on: April 07, 2015, 11:38:07 PM »
Hey Jedi,

what's up with the Vans Oz TM saying you're not on the team?


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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #68 on: April 08, 2015, 12:16:04 AM »
*grabs popcorn*
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"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #yearoftheeagle

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #69 on: April 08, 2015, 12:22:18 AM »
This has been brought up before, he just denies it/goes on a crazy rant like anything else anyone ever asks him.

EDIT:

It's good it's being brought up again, maybe one day Jedi can realize he was never sponsored by Vans. That's a start.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2015, 12:24:09 AM by poopnutsupreme »
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #70 on: April 08, 2015, 12:28:10 AM »
I knew i wasn't the only one that knew that photo existed

im glad you stick to one thread at least jedi





but fuck ben cousins.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #71 on: April 08, 2015, 01:09:24 AM »
How awesome would it be if jedi turned out to be the most dedicated troll ever

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #72 on: April 08, 2015, 01:22:03 AM »
How awesome would it be if jedi turned out to be the most dedicated troll ever

Already been debunked (unless he is put in 10+ years trolling the Australian skate scene prior to posting on here).

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #yearoftheeagle

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #73 on: April 08, 2015, 08:14:12 AM »
How awesome would it be if jedi turned out to be the most dedicated troll ever

Already been debunked (unless he is put in 10+ years trolling the Australian skate scene prior to posting on here).

Exactly.. The train racing clips, the riverside air, full dedication, it'd be brilliant. Probably not. Anyways, Jedi probably should just do the riverside air to shutup all the haters. One could probably retire after that. 

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #74 on: April 08, 2015, 02:36:12 PM »
for starters that picture of the vans team leader is incorrect

jedi is sponsored by vans

and eastenders i could retire after i landed the fence air

but no im not retiring

jedi wants the money tony hawk and kelly slater owe him

now tony

now

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #75 on: April 08, 2015, 02:46:16 PM »
hey gay imp sausage metal

i just gotta love

graps popcorn
MJThriller.Gif

cause let this thriller thrill the night
cause noones gonna save you from the demons in the night

i love micheal jackson

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #76 on: April 08, 2015, 02:48:35 PM »
jedi, when are you gonna oi oi, doc martens, kick the shins of tony hawk? if you're going to pay him like that you could retire but stil shred for fun. who is ben cousins and why should i care about him?
are you calling that picture a liar?
what is riverside air and why don't you do it?
florida uber alles!

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #77 on: April 08, 2015, 02:50:06 PM »

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #78 on: April 08, 2015, 03:15:13 PM »
word out pablo. and fuck hawk. hasta la victoria siempre

and here's the deal for you i sniff my own butthole

tony hawk is too scared to go anywhere near me bcause he knows il have a shot a bashing him if he is anywhere near me

by my count hawk and slater owe jedi about 5 million dollars

but jedi doesnt want their millions

he wants hawk an slater to pay him = a $800,000 house, a $30,000 car and $400,000 in my bank account

and Ben Cousins is the former best player in Australian Rules Football and he is backing jedi in his fight against the fuckwits hawk slater and hosoi

and yes that picture with the vans team leader holding the sign is incorrect

jedi is sponsored by vans

and watch this clip. this is the riverside air and im not doing it yet bcause tony and slater still owe me the money



no pay. no fence air. no pay. no cliffracing. no pay. no skating

same deal as the army man. no pay. no fight

but il still do a bit of skating and parkour. but im not recording and filming it

otherwise mtv holywood tv will keep using me as the muse for their money making schemes

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #79 on: April 08, 2015, 03:26:30 PM »

and here's the deal for you i sniff my own butthole


I really like this quote above.


but jedi doesnt want their millions

he wants hawk an slater to pay him = a $800,000 house, a $30,000 car and $400,000 in my bank account


So you don't want their millions, you just want 1.2 million but just not all in cash? That makes a lot of sense. You're a a real modest guy Jedi.
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #80 on: April 08, 2015, 03:52:20 PM »
ok smartarse if you prefer il ask for less.

im sure that if you have connections in the construction industry then you can buy a $800,000 for significantly less money than $800,000

so hawk go suck a construction firms bosses dick and then you can get the $800,000 house for cheaper

then it wont cost you $1.2 million in cash

you can slash about a 3rd of your budget tony

OR I COULD JUST ASK FOR MY FUCKING 5 MILLION DOLLARS TONY U FUCKING RAT

AND SCREW MODESTY TO THE WIND

but i wont. im humble in my own ways

hawk slater u owe me a $800,000 house a $30,000 car and $400,000

no if butts or maybes bitch

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #81 on: April 08, 2015, 05:31:22 PM »
hey gay imp sausage metal
i just gotta love
graps popcorn
MJThriller.Gif
cause let this thriller thrill the night
cause noones gonna save you from the demons in the night
i love micheal jackson

That's the spirit mate! See, I don't get why someone as great as yourself needs to get on the haterade so regularly. Stay positive, do your thing and have fun. You focus way too much time on these so called "enemies" of yours. You think hawk and slater sit around all day talking shit about you on the net? No, they go out and do their thing and get their shit done. If you spent half the time training for that gap that you do on hating hawk/ hosoi you could do it within a week!

"This is untrue, my client has not been attacked in every country" #yearoftheeagle

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #82 on: April 08, 2015, 09:51:07 PM »
I am surprised that Vans would sponsor a dude that has never landed a trick before, i mean i never seen you land anything on your youtube channel. I should probably send my sponsor me tape to nike but ill just be attempting tricks

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #83 on: April 08, 2015, 09:53:35 PM »
tobey

1 - i can air higher than u any day - and infact land it

2 - i am a pro skater on tv  . tobey r u on tv?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #84 on: April 08, 2015, 09:56:27 PM »
tobey

1 - i can air higher than u any day - and infact land it

2 - i am a pro skater on tv  . tobey r u on tv?

I was actually once thanks for asking. I also was in my towns paper but you don't see me bragging about it

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #85 on: April 08, 2015, 10:37:52 PM »
for starters that picture of the vans team leader is incorrect

jedi is sponsored by vans

and eastenders i could retire after i landed the fence air

but no im not retiring

jedi wants the money tony hawk and kelly slater owe him

now tony

now

Jedi, i find this very troubling.

As you're one of Vans top tier athletes, why would Vans be saying this??

Also, do you have any other clips of the fence air attemps that are a bit more recent? The clip you posted shows footage from 2001

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #86 on: April 08, 2015, 10:38:57 PM »
tobey yeah well ur not australias no1 skater and skateracer and australias most famous skater like i am so i dont think u understand the pressures involved.

where do i start .
for starters u came at me with

 lies

about me not landing any tricks on my youtube channel

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #87 on: April 08, 2015, 10:39:59 PM »
I was going to say getting on the local news doesn't make you pro. Then I remembered the best god damn man there ever was in skateboarding: Doug Brown.

Jedi, if you would of went the DB route you could of actually got paid for skateboarding. DB is a fucking god amongst men cause he made power moves with his TV coverage. Do you even have your own website or the video of you on TV?

Instead of wasting all this time being bitter and doing nothing. Maybe you could start reading into Doug Brown and learn how he made himself into one of the top pros with his one time on TV.

But then again, you'll probably just ignore what I say and just say some bullshit about how they owe you 1.2 million.
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #88 on: April 08, 2015, 10:41:37 PM »
tobey yeah well ur not australias no1 skater and skateracer and australias most famous skater like i am so i dont think u understand the pressures involved.

where do i start .
for starters u came at me with

 lies

about me not landing any tricks on my youtube channel

I did not see one trick you landed on your youtube channel and every time you would post footage of yourself i always noticed you never landed anything, im hoping your saving it for the SLAP PALS video

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #89 on: April 08, 2015, 10:51:18 PM »
Just to clarify. Jedi is first Australian to land 900 on mega. Proof below. #fuckyoutony #chomponthisdick #ididit #lookatmenow

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