Nick Jedi

[OldmanEpic]

Im just curious jedi.

I hope all is well and you get your moneys.

[Joust Ostrich]

Three things here.  I am from all the way in Illinois America USA, and I have heard of Jedi.  Does that not make him famous, even if I heard of him from him, Jedi?

"i have contracted a small cold and a chest infection over the last 2 days and 2 nights ago i woke up at 4am in the morning with my windpiipe closed up and i couldnt breath. i was about to die from suffocation but i quickly realized to breath through my nose - which saved my life. "
- Just where the hell is your nose connected to?

Jedi what did you think about Space Balls?

I too would like to know this, and if you are on Team Forrest.

Thanks and good luck.

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

sorry joust ostrich i meant to say i couldnt breathe through my mouth, so i quickly realized to breathe through my nose

and spaceballs is just another loony product of the 80's (or was it brought out in the 70's?)

and thanks for the word up that you are from illinois, ill remember that. and i assume that you know that i was on australian tv news broadcast and that you have seen the youtube clip of the news broadcast. that definitely makes me famous in USA

[PsychOut]

So why does Kelly slater owe you money again? He's a surfer? Because he's the most famous surfer? Like hawk is the most famous skater?

Your not on vans Jedi, Andrew Mapstone the vans manager already said you weren't on them, you have been given a few shoes Jedi for free doesn't mean your sponsored, I've been given plenty of stuff for free doesn't mean I'm sponsored, your not even on the Australian vans team site Jedi, if you were sponsored by vans Jedi you would be going on the team tours, why aren't you invited on them? Because your not sponsored

[OldmanEpic]

So why does Kelly slater owe you money again? He's a surfer? Because he's he's te most famous surfer? Like hawk is the most famous skater?

Your not on vans Jedi, Andrew Mapstone the vans manager already said you weren't on them, you have been given a few shoes Jedi for free doesn't mean your sponsored, I've been given plenty of stuff a free doesn't mean I'm sponsored, your not even on the Australian vans team site Jedi

Oh shit, your gonna set him off. No chance of getting outta the psych ward now.

Also, jedi, how does one become famous being on a local news channel?( if that even happened).

I was in our local paper for getting a local park built, and that was 6 years in the making and a ton of work. Now I go to the park and nobody even knows, which is fine by me. Should I be famous in Canada?

Live your life man. Nobody owes you shit. Get your head together your giving train racing a bad name.

[abudabi]

you guys probably mean well but you arent doing shit to help him.
if people cant convince him he is delusional in person, you arent going to convince him over messageboard comments.

jedi, im not talking shit, im trying to get these guys to stop asking dumb questions.
i wish you the best player, hope you're out of the ward soon.

[poopnutsupreme]

you guys probably mean well but you arent doing shit to help him.
if people cant convince him he is delusional in person, you arent going to convince him over messageboard comments.

jedi, im not talking shit, im trying to get these guys to stop asking dumb questions.
i wish you the best player, hope you're out of the ward soon.

It's a lose/lose situation either way. Encouraging his delusions is just as bad if not worse then telling him how it is. Jedi obviously takes this forum to validate his views so it's probably more beneficial then not to keep telling him the truth.

Then Jedi, I wanted to apologize for fucking with you a bunch. As my mental health has been deteriorating I realized how fucked it was to be messing with you on here. I do hope that you get out and realize that you can make it in life if you move on from those guys owing you money and turn that hatred into something positive. Good luck dude.

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

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this is another one for all the haters

pity i could care less because i am

the no.1 skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboard racer in australia
the most famous skateboard racer in australia
one of the most famous skateboarders in usa and canada (including LA, NYC, Miami, Washington and Chicago)
one of the most famous skateboard racers in usa and canada
famous in hawaii
and partially famous in other parts of thewestern world like England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand
and the rest

and i have all the female fans that go with it

[close]

obviusly i am the most skilled skater talking on thiis thread (and this is not directed at gay and the other cool crew)
buuuuuuttt its obvious you are jealous
word of advice - get over it

[mds]

yeah obviusly

[mds]

you should be battling it out with Nyjah Luan and them.. what happend dude?

[Rafiki]

Get out of the ward and stack clips Jedi come on now.

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

rafiki like ive said before

im not skating for free anymore

NO PAY NO SKATING

just like the army

NO PAY NO FIGHTING

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

actually rafiki fuck it.

ill make a performance

just for the hell of it

and i might just land a NBD

the double lightsaber slide

WITH A """"PURPLE""""" A LIGHTSABER AND GREEN LIGHTSABER

i will perform at Haloween comp at riverside this year in october

BUT REMEMBER = NO PAY NO SKATING = thats y i havnt skated in over 6 months

[Rafiki]

actually rafiki fuck it.

ill make a performance

just for the hell of it

and i might just land a NBD

the double lightsaber slide

WITH A """"PURPLE""""" A LIGHTSABER AND GREEN LIGHTSABER

i will perform at Haloween comp at riverside this year in october

BUT REMEMBER = NO PAY NO SKATING = thats y i havnt skated in over 6 months

Thats what I like to hear, at least give us a lil something. Not getting paid shouldnt stop you from skating either, if you dont want to be filmed without getting paid, fine, but still skate at least for fun.
Hyped on the double lightsaber slide too, lets see it.

[poopnutsupreme]

obviusly i am the most skilled skater talking on thiis thread (and this is not directed at gay and the other cool crew)
buuuuuuttt its obvious you are jealous
word of advice - get over it

You should learn how to take your own advice about the whole Tony Hawk thing. I'm glad you didn't even acknowledge my apology, reminds me of why I'd fuck with you instead of stroke your ego. Why are you even on a skate forum anyways? You don't even skate anymore and you already said you won't until Tony and them pay you which will never happen.

I'm really jealous of your life of being constantly in and out of a psych ward, arguing with people on a skate forum trying to convince them that you are a the best at skateboarding without landing any tricks and then mooching off your moms money in your mid thirties because you are so convinced that people owe you money. Yeah I have a lot to be jealous about dude. Keep trying to convince yourself these lies instead of trying to make something of your life.

[PsychOut]

This is still my fav thing, when jedi made his local newspaper do a story on him

[PsychOut]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa3xdsjlI3Y

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

poopnuts

once again im ignoring your lame shit

once again you start shit for no reason

fuck off from my thread for fucks sake

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

AND YOU GUESSED IT

ILL USE IT TO TALK TO THE EARLY AFTERNOON NEWS ON CHANNEL 9 AND 7

AND I WONT JUST USE IT TO TALK TO THE GIRLS

ILL TALK TO THE GUYS ALSO

AFTER ALL

ITS NOT JUST A ONE SIDED SHOW - FOR THE UNINITIATED

here's a sneak peek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH4aDH7DPY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oUE0WO8yQM

[OldmanEpic]

Cypress hill!

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

and for those that dont know. the anchor of 9 news at 3pm is a lovely lady named Davina

jedi talks with her often. he quite likes her. in a friendly manner

[OldmanEpic]

and for those that dont know. the anchor of 9 news at 3pm is a lovely lady named Davina

jedi talks with her often. hee quite likes her. in a friendly manner

Thanks jedi, I was wondering.

My dogs name is Cocoa, just in case anyone wants to know. Shes a good pup

[Joust Ostrich]

Jedi, I dare you.

OldMan, we're going to need a pic.

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Sometimes I'll spread peanut butter on my butthole and let OldManEpic's dog Cocoa talk to it in a friendly manner

[OldmanEpic]

Violate my dog, such thoughts lol.

She is the most famous dog in canada though. Shes ALMOST been on the news.

Good hunting dog too.

Im gonna try to get her on channel 7 repping slap

[OldmanEpic]

Fuck that. Last thing I need is slap jerkin it to my dog😂😂😂

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

C'mon.

[chinese weed]

jedi, are you going to talk about the leaked sex photo of yourself and Mr Cousins that has been making the rounds in the Tony Hawk Sunday Mail and Kelly Slater Weekly and various tabloids?

[OldmanEpic]

C'mon.

Fuckin slap, hahahha

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

well i missed davina but i caught the chat room

and there was some interesting pregnancy talk slipped in amongst the chats - refering to couple of pregant women in psych ward who drive jedi half crazy with their non stop pregnant babble

total non stop pregnant babble