Nick Jedi

[tobey]

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Tobey I quite appreciated the Karlee Grey post

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Yeah Tobey, good work, you found pictures of a porn star. Incredible.

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can you post more hi-def ass acne plz tobey

lol who the hell is wizard fight?

[Sanka Coffie]

I was on tv once when I was 5

my dad took me to the beach

WAVY-TV News interviewed me and my dog

tens if not hundreds of people in the hampton roads, VA area saw me

Give me your money HALK, Sleatur, hosoy

[Rafiki]

I was on tv once when I was 5

my dad took me to the beach

WAVY-TV News interviewed me and my dog

tens if not hundreds of people in the hampton roads, VA area saw me

Give me your money HALK, Sleatur, hosoy

I demand justice for Sanka Coffee

[Rafiki]

karlee grey hey?

all these opinions about karlee grey

personaly i wouldnt touch her

she's fucked too many dudes without rubbers:)

You have said you fucked escorts LOL who are probably way uglier.

[matt.]

Posts by Jedi > Posts by Tobey

Fuck, you are the worst Tobey.

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

^^^ ouch

[tobey]

Posts by Jedi > Posts by Tobey

Fuck, you are the worst Tobey.

lol who are all these people coming at me?

[tobey]

Hey Jedi,

what's up with the Vans Oz TM saying you're not on the team?

plus how can you be coming at me matt when you said this to him?

[JB]

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I was on tv once when I was 5

my dad took me to the beach

WAVY-TV News interviewed me and my dog

tens if not hundreds of people in the hampton roads, VA area saw me

Give me your money HALK, Sleatur, hosoy

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I demand justice for Sanka Coffee

MOST FAMOUS SK8r IN VA AREA

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

most famous skater in VA?

yeah well

jedi is the most famous skate racer in CA

muttonchops style

[poopnutsupreme]

So uh, whatever happened to you getting that clip by last Monday? Isn't the slap video being held up until you get some new footage?

[GAY]

Once I tried a ho ho plant and the board hit me on my head OUCH!

[GAY]

I was on tv once when I was 5

my dad took me to the beach

WAVY-TV News interviewed me and my dog

tens if not hundreds of people in the hampton roads, VA area saw me

Give me your money HALK, Sleatur, hosoy

WAVY-TV really does do the best reporting ever done did.

[chockfullofthat]

train racing is unfashionable...plane racing is the next plateau.  hosoi has big plans for big planes.

[Fenzadill]

HOLY SHIT HAMPTON ROADS VA TV STATION REALLY IS WAVY-TV AND THEY OWN WAVY.COM



i dont think it even needs to be said but free my guy charly wingate yo he was set up

[JB]

HOLY SHIT HAMPTON ROADS VA TV STATION REALLY IS WAVY-TV AND THEY OWN WAVY.COM



i dont think it even needs to be said but free my guy charly wingate yo he was set up

all that dough and he couldnt even get a decent fit?
i love biggaville, but those gas station locs and that ed hardy hood are embarrassing.

[GAY]

#praying4jedi

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

#tasXjedicollab

[360 frip]

Where the fuck is the Jedi when you need him?

C'mon son. The whole SLAP vid is waiting on you, don't fuck it up!

SLAP needs a Jedi update. Got people worried.

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

time for the next edition of the "jedi daily" 360 frip

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

ok for those that missed out in the last 12 hours

jedi =

1st. started a thread that said = jedi is now the 2nd most famous skater in usa/canada, 2nd only to hawk

2nd. started a thread that said = all obama has to do to stop islam's war on the west is = say that magic is real on world tv

= and then no more world trade 911
no more london bombings
no more madrid bombings
no more boston bombings
no more martin place sydney terror shootings
no more paris terror shootings
no more tunisia terror shootings

no more

because islam is sick of the western worlds political leaders and corporate leaders and tv networks lying about magic not being real and lying about the fact that jedi gave magic powers to the whole world in december 2000 (except for the people that had magic and telepathy already like = hardcore skaters, surfers, bmx, ninjas, trapeze without the net etc. etc)
because=

1. magic can heal for free and magic healing could match or better hospital treatments and medicine (and its free) (but be warned= using the wrong magic could open gates from the demon realm or dark spirit realm to the earth realm, so i suggest that the world starts colleges to teach magic in a safe and proper fashion and a safe and proper environment)
2. if magic is real then = it possibly proves the existence of aliens and gods like jehova, zeus, posiedon, allah, buddha, krishna etc etc (who like demons and dark spirits - should possibly = not be fucked with)
3. magic could replace petrol and fossil fuels = ie. power your gmc or jeep or hatchback or bmw with magic instead of petrol, and i'll go even further= you could make your car or boat or bike or jetski fly in the sky like a plane with magic, or go under the the ocean with magic like a submarine = or even maybe? maybe? go into space like a rocket or shuttle
4. with magic you could go underwater without needing to breathe etc etc.

the list goes on and on

just ask harry potter and dumbledorf or gandalf and saruman or merlin and king arthur, they'll tell you =

with colleges to learn magic = there is a big list of possiblities , maybe not endless list (remember the demon realm gate or dark spirit realm gate to earth realm being opened)

but remember obama seems to be on the same team as hawk, slater, hosoi, snoop, dr dre, bill gates, branson, etc and the are working against us here in the land of heelfips, k grinds, airtime, bluntslides, olly impossibles and the rest

and all they care about is their fat bank accounts and making sure that normal income girls all over the world are their free prostitutes

and make sure that they stay as their free prostitutes

they give a fuck less about heelfips, k grinds, airtime, bluntslides, olly impossibles and the rest

even tony hawk doesnt care about heelfips, k grinds, airtime, bluntslides, olly impossibles and the rest - he just cares about his fat bank account and his free prostitutes

no offence but jedi will fuck you over

and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes

when we all have to go to work every day, every year, until we die

and all they do is sit on their ass, and get free prostitutes

no offence but jedi had already fucked you over

and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore
and we will not be your slaves anymore

or ever again

godspeed hosoi , you slut fuckwit

[poopnutsupreme]

Jedi, could you please comment on your current relationship status with Ben Cousins?

[smokecrack]

and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes
and no more free prostitutes

wait, if a prostitute is free, then isn't she no longer a prostitute?

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

smokecrack this ones a no brainer

if you walk into one of the most expensive brothels in san fransisco or los angeles

and you where a first time customer (ie. you never been there before and you werent a regular customer) and paid for one of their most expensive prostitutes for an hour service =

= and they said to you = no charge , and after having sex, you never went to that brothel ever again in your whole life ?

= then is that a free prostitute?

= well smokecrack? is it ?

= stop lying smokecrack

you know that obama, tony, kelly, hosoi, snoop, dre, bill gates, branson and the rest of the fuckwits

are setting us all up = so that we all pay for sex with attractive women and girls, when they get it for free

and more to the point =

= we are theyr slaves

well no more of this fuckwits

remember obama doesnt care about any of us

he cares about his fat bank account and free prostitutes

ie. just type in on google = obamas net worth

and smokecrack, type in on google = your net worth

check the difference smokecrack

big difference smokecrack, big difference, big fucking difference

so fuck you obama

back in 2008 i used to like you/ even love you

now i hate you - you rat

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

because
1. he couldnt face it that jedi can kick kelly slaters ass and kelly slater can kick andys ass

and

2. jedi back in 2010 was kelly slaters main opponent in bells beach torquay (and basically in australia/ if not the world) = and andy couldnt face it

and

3. andy is another scammer like tony, kelly, hosoi, snoop, obama, dre, bill gates, banson etc and andy couldnt hack it that his scam was being exposed at very fast pace (even though it wouldnt be fully exposed until 2013-2015) and he was shit scared

so he overdosed and killed himself

no offense but thats what scammers get for scammers

fuck you andy, fuck you hawk, fuck you kelly , fuck you hosoi, and the rest of the fuckwits too, they can get fucked

and rot

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

the real reason y world champion andy irons killed himself in 2010

because
1. he couldnt face it that jedi can kick kelly slaters ass and kelly slater can kick andys ass

and

2. jedi back in 2010 was kelly slaters main opponent in bells beach torquay (and basically in australia/ if not the world) = and andy couldnt face it

and

3. andy is another scammer like tony, kelly, hosoi, snoop, obama, dre, bill gates, banson etc and andy couldnt hack it that his scam was being exposed at very fast pace (even though it wouldnt be fully exposed until 2013-2015) and he was shit scared

so he overdosed and killed himself

no offense but thats what scammers get for scammers

fuck you andy, fuck you hawk, fuck you kelly , fuck you hosoi, and the rest of the fuckwits too, they can get fucked

and rot

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

andy you and rest of the fuckwits have been scamming since 2000 december

so get all your pussy now andy, get all your pussy now

while you rot in hell

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

andy you and rest of the fuckwits have been scamming since 2000 december

so get all your pussy now andy, get all your pussy now

while you rot in hell

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

[JB]

i wonder what my girlfriend would say if i told her she was my free prostitute.

[Tay]

I strongly advise you seek an American presidential nomination Jedi. The Independent party are organizing to reveal your hidden magic powers. FBI Special Agent, David Duchovny is their front man, along with his beautiful running mate Gillian Anderson, already have their nomination.

As for your Australian origins... Obama as every enlightened God loving individual knows was born in Zimbabwe. So you shouldn't have any issues creating a fraudulent birth certificate at your local Staples.

You worked so hard for the good of humanity, it's time your given due credit Jedi. We love you.