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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #600 on: July 01, 2015, 06:33:54 AM »
put it this way jb

kelly slater and tony hawk would call her a free prostitute

but im sure you have more respect for her than they do

because kelly and tony are rats that need bullets in their heads

just tell every mom in america that kelly lied to them ever since 2000 december (and show them the proof on jediz facebook, jediz youtube including the tv youtube, slap.com, and skateboard.com.au)

and every mom in america will realize that kelly ratted them out and lied to them

and every mom in america will agree that kelly and tony should either =

1. be jailed for life

or

2. recieve a bullet or 2 or 3

you rats

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #601 on: July 01, 2015, 06:34:55 AM »
Jedi is it true that you slept with Caitlyn Jenner? Ronson Lambert told me that



Him ah fall off building an bumboclot him legs

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #602 on: July 01, 2015, 06:51:05 AM »
i know your being comedic tay, but thank you, i appreciate the kind words

and nocomply180 = no ive never slept with anyone famous, ronson is fibbing

but i have associated with a couple of famous australian girls back when i was younger

the first one i attended a sporting event at melbournes biggest stadium with her and her at the time boyfriend
her name was brooke satchwell - she is an australian actress to this day

the 2nd one is delta goodrem - who started her career acting on the same show as brooke did, but then became a very successfull singer, australian and UK mtv artist afterwards. now she has a regular judging role on australian version of reality show - the voice
when i completed my world record long distance skate marathon of 70km in a day back in 2003 (mornington beach down the esplanade to pt melbourne beach) - delta heard that i was going for the world record, so at the end of the marathon in pt melbourne her and her boyfriend(who is also an actor) where there to meet me. i only spoke to them for 5 mins(we made introductions, i told them that i was the best skater in melbourne- which is not the truth, the truth was that jedi and hosoi are the 2 best skaters in the history of the world- but i didnt want to brag), but it was an interesting to see that 2 famous actors wanted to meet me at the end of my world record skate marathon
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #603 on: July 01, 2015, 07:19:12 AM »
Andy irons rip
"I just care about the river, I dont care about your back"

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #604 on: July 01, 2015, 07:41:12 AM »
you have your own 5+ page thread already dude

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #605 on: July 01, 2015, 08:18:19 AM »
Andy irons rip

dont be decieved dude, andy is a scammer

dont believe me then

ill say it again = andy is a scammer, and my concious feels better now that he is dead

one less enemy of jedi in the grave

and one less enemy of little children all over the world in the grave

andy scammed the kids and groms and shortys all over the world for the whole 1st decade of the millenium

may andy rip (rot in peace)

i know i say that all the fuckwits need a bullet and a gravestone

but in reality i have compassion, integrity, honesty and i value truth

so no bullets

instead they can all be forced to take painless euthenasia poison for all i care

send them all where andy is

you get all of all that givecigstogroms

you get all of that?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #606 on: July 01, 2015, 08:23:41 AM »
and they can learn that their penises dont have all of us trapped in a slave pen

trapped in a slave pen - never again
trapped in a slave pen - never again
trapped in a slave pen - never again
trapped in a slave pen - never again
trapped in a slave pen - never again
trapped in a slave pen - never again

andy may you rot in peace

kelly, tony, hosoi, dre, snoop, bill gates, branson, obama and the rest of fuckwits

please follow suit as soon possible
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #607 on: July 01, 2015, 08:29:42 AM »
You know Jedi,

I'd really rather you dropped some skating/life clips for us all.

None of us really care about Hawk, Hosoi or whoever. Money / fame isn't that important in life...

Hope life is working out, get out there and live it!
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #608 on: July 01, 2015, 09:00:03 AM »
oh my norma! who the fuck is andy iron? is he in the same line of work as brian pumper? jedi, use your magick to change my name back to shark tits and make gvcci hvcci record more songs like bullet in the head.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #609 on: July 01, 2015, 09:01:16 AM »
listen 360 frip

i am a marked man in australia

not marked like osama bin laden used to be

but im still marked / u get the picture

ie. i went by myself to newport skatepark the other day to nail some tricks but i had leave in a hurry before a few local idiots tried to bash me

skating is getting harder and harder every day, every week, every month

like i said ill drop a clip at halloween at riverside when i do the double sabre slide and a few straight airs over the ski jump and even maybe a 180 five o or a cab heel noselslide

wait until then

unless you are going to or someone else is going to cough up some cash

pay me to skate or wait until haloween

no pay no skating

just like army

no pay no fight

i really want to skate and show the whole of slap my skills with a skateboard and lightsaber

but unless you pay me, im not risking getting bashed at a skatepark by jealous nerd fuckwits that need to gang up 3 or 4 on 1

because they cant beat me 1 and 1

just like the army

no pay no fight
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #610 on: July 01, 2015, 09:25:46 AM »

just ask harry potter and dumbledorf or gandalf and saruman or merlin and king arthur, they'll tell you =


I was suspicious until I got to this part. Now...

The Monkees - I'm a Believer [official music video]

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #611 on: July 01, 2015, 10:03:58 AM »
whats up gay? long time no hear

ur joking about being suspicious right?

obama is a scammer

depressing thought isnt it?

believe me man = if obama went on tv and said it = then islam would stop attacking western civilization

but obama has 8 million stashed ( or more )

and he just wants to spend it on crap, and also he wants free prostitutes

he doesnt care if islam bombs you or shoots u ?

depressing thought isnt it?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #612 on: July 01, 2015, 11:00:15 AM »
thoughts on the new tony hawk game?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #613 on: July 01, 2015, 11:06:44 AM »
jedi r u back on that synthetic weed and methylone?
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #614 on: July 01, 2015, 12:57:54 PM »
Definitely depressing, Jedi.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #615 on: July 01, 2015, 01:54:55 PM »
fuck him gay

he'll get his

and they'll get theirs

especialy tony kelly hosoi

thats right snoop? you hear that? not especially you?

especially tony kelly hosoi

because snoop i know you are not world wide ultimate sex god of sex gods like kelly slater

are you snoop?

are you?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #616 on: July 01, 2015, 02:01:33 PM »
put it this way snoop, ive never bought a tv in my whole life

ive been walking streets/ skating streets with no fixed address too many times too care

im on tv though

infact im now more famous in LA and NY than you are

maybe LA

but definitely NY

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #617 on: July 01, 2015, 02:37:18 PM »
Yeah snoop! Are you?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #618 on: July 01, 2015, 02:50:12 PM »
no is not gay

but kelly is

bad luck for both of them

but especially bad luck for kelly

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #619 on: July 01, 2015, 03:57:54 PM »
Jedi are you back on Spice and speed or what
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #620 on: July 01, 2015, 04:51:28 PM »
 I feel like we need some sort of safe word now when things start getting a little too intense up in here.
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #621 on: July 01, 2015, 08:55:59 PM »
whats up gay? long time no hear

ur joking about being suspicious right?

obama is a scammer

depressing thought isnt it?

believe me man = if obama went on tv and said it = then islam would stop attacking western civilization

but obama has 8 million stashed ( or more )

and he just wants to spend it on crap, and also he wants free prostitutes

he doesnt care if islam bombs you or shoots u ?

depressing thought isnt it?

Sounds better than Obama Care.
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #622 on: July 01, 2015, 09:45:27 PM »
I actually really like the part about magic and how aliens landed in your mother's senate seat (or was it backyard?), can you please talk more in depth about that?
Also, what's up with the ladies Jedi? Remember that list you had of like 50 of them?
 

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #623 on: July 02, 2015, 12:58:17 AM »
Jedi what do you make of this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4IWCgrIP9k

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #624 on: July 02, 2015, 01:23:25 AM »
This thread makes me feel normal.



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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #625 on: July 02, 2015, 02:49:27 AM »
Did Jedi and Ben Cousins break up? He seems a little lost

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #626 on: July 02, 2015, 02:52:02 AM »
Did Jedi and Ben Cousins break up? He seems a little lost

Why'd you take down the photo of them together? It was breathtaking.
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #627 on: July 03, 2015, 11:40:16 AM »
bantam, randozzi,  hate, grimcity

if anyone sends in a reply you can be the guess judge on whether the offer is $100 or $50 or even higher cash

for any slapmagazine.com melbourne viewer that has any footage on their camera, smartphone, high tech  or etc. then upload it to this
article/thread with a postal address and i'll send you cash for it = if its good footage

and jedi will pay more if the footage is of something = more radder or more interesting, or something different that catches the eye , or a faster scene


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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #628 on: July 04, 2015, 05:46:41 AM »
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Why'd you take down the photo of them together? It was breathtaking.

Tony asked me to take it down and paid me a cool $1 mill for the rights. I think he may use it for advertisement in the future.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #629 on: July 09, 2015, 06:27:15 PM »
big list of scammers who cant skate for shit cmpared to jedi and avbeen exposed

tony hawk
danny way
bam
sheckler
p rod
shaun white
nyjah
jaws
vallely
steve o
andrew reynolds
chad muska
geoff rowley
eric koston
bucky lasek
jamie thomas
bob burnquinst
rune glifberg
rodney mullen
ellisa steamer
stever cabellero

jake brown
renton millar
jason ellis
trevor ward
adam luxford
and the other aussie vert skaters except tas pappas

dustin dollin
jaffa
will stoyles
ronnie roberts
chris woods
alladin
and heaps of other melbourne street pros from ten/12 years ago

back to the world
pierre luc gignon
rick mcrank
caswell berry
micke mcgill
lance mountain
ronnie creager
cairo foster
wee man
andy mcdonald
steve berra
heath kirchart
daewon song
kristian svitak


the list could go on - there's so many that are shit scared of jedi becoming the no.1 skater in the world for the last 15 years

totally shit scared

so did you enjoy getting paid and getting all those dick sucks boys?

becuase you should of

becuase shits going down the drain fast now isnt it boys

aint it boy

aint it boy

AINT IT BOY?

rats. Smiley

eat it now boy

boy