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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #660 on: July 13, 2015, 12:20:25 AM »
no 360 trip I'm smoking real bud. no legal highs

and no its not weak

its taking a stand against tony and kelly ripping me off

im boycotting skating until haloween comp

but i will practice my double sabre slide at newport a few times before halloween just to get the rythm

but i won't film it 360 frip

ul just have to wait for halloween

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #661 on: July 13, 2015, 06:08:15 AM »
Not sure if you have seen this Jedi, but Hawk posted this pic in regarding owing you money


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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #662 on: July 13, 2015, 06:09:26 AM »
Jedi you said you were quiting Weed after being in the psych ward, you lied, how many lies are you gonna spit Jedi?

LIES

LIES

LIES

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #663 on: July 13, 2015, 09:29:23 AM »
Jedi I think if you stopped smoking weed, took your meds, and tried to act in a sane manner, you'd get way more free dick sucks.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #664 on: July 13, 2015, 04:39:42 PM »
so what if i smoke bud. that shit is magic too

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #665 on: July 13, 2015, 04:53:43 PM »
Jedi your going downhill fast and it's not on a skateboard...

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #666 on: July 13, 2015, 05:05:07 PM »
the reason y jedi is 2nd most famous skater in USA and Canada is

- because most of USA 13 million skaters know the jedi

- unlike dork hawk who is known by the entire 270 million population of USA

hawk and slater are holding jedi back from american tv and canadian tv

because they dont want jedi to get paid - not at all

and they dont want the whole population to know that jedi and hosoi kick hawk and slaters ass

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #667 on: July 13, 2015, 05:30:48 PM »
meanwhile jedi is
the most famous skater in australia
the number one skater in australia
the most famous skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboard racer in australia
the most famous skateboard racer in australia
the 2nd most famous skateboarder in usa and canada (including LA, NYC, Miami, Washington and Chicago)
the most famous skateboard racer in usa and canada
famous in hawaii
and partially famous in other parts of the western world like England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand
and the rest
and i am sponsored by vans and trigger brothers

the 2nd most famous skater in USA and Canada
2nd only to tony hawk

thats right = the only skater who is more famous than jedi in USA is tony hawk

which basicaly makes jedi the 2nd most famous skater in the world
the only skater in the world who is more famous in the world than jedi is tony hawk



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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #668 on: July 13, 2015, 05:55:52 PM »
> most famous skater in the world
>> doesn't skate 8)

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #669 on: July 13, 2015, 06:35:29 PM »
no gay imp metal

2nd most famous skater in the world

will skate = if paid :)

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #670 on: July 13, 2015, 07:05:14 PM »
no gay imp metal

2nd most famous skater in the world

will skate = if paid :)

My bad:
> 2nd most famous skater in the world
>> doesn't actually skate

Look mate, you got a whole board here ready to back you but you've been crying (footage) wolf for far too long now.
Either you step up your game and actually skate/ film or people are just going to get sick of this never ending shtick of yours.
It's simple really... 
My proposal (which I have put forth to you multiple times before) is to put in 10% of the energy you put into hating every 2nd pro in the world into ACTUAL skating. I reckon you could bank 10 minutes of footy in month even at 10% ;) Imagine what you could do at 100% :o
Now THAT would be magic!!!

P.s. I don't want to hear little whiny excuses from you about why you CAN'T skate. Do you think Tony Hawk would be where he is now if he sat around on the internet all day complaining about people conspiring against him? NO! He took his arse outside and worked for it! Put the bong down, put your shoes on and follow that old school zorlac skate wisdom: SHUT UP AND SKATE!

P.p.s If you cry wolf again I will copy/paste this response every.single.time you post until it sinks into that head of yours

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #671 on: July 13, 2015, 11:57:45 PM »
so what if i smoke bud. that shit is magic too

fools

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #672 on: July 14, 2015, 12:00:43 AM »
so what if i smoke bud. that shit is magic too

fools

it is magic Jedi, it tuns you from normal into believing people owe you money, MAGICAL stuff


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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #673 on: July 14, 2015, 12:10:30 AM »
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no gay imp metal

2nd most famous skater in the world

will skate = if paid :)
[close]

My bad:
> 2nd most famous skater in the world
>> doesn't actually skate

Look mate, you got a whole board here ready to back you but you've been crying (footage) wolf for far too long now.
Either you step up your game and actually skate/ film or people are just going to get sick of this never ending shtick of yours.
It's simple really... 
My proposal (which I have put forth to you multiple times before) is to put in 10% of the energy you put into hating every 2nd pro in the world into ACTUAL skating. I reckon you could bank 10 minutes of footy in month even at 10% ;) Imagine what you could do at 100% :o
Now THAT would be magic!!!

P.s. I don't want to hear little whiny excuses from you about why you CAN'T skate. Do you think Tony Hawk would be where he is now if he sat around on the internet all day complaining about people conspiring against him? NO! He took his arse outside and worked for it! Put the bong down, put your shoes on and follow that old school zorlac skate wisdom: SHUT UP AND SKATE!

P.p.s If you cry wolf again I will copy/paste this response every.single.time you post until it sinks into that head of yours

dude he is schizophrenia, no matter what you say its not going to go anywhere with him

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #674 on: July 14, 2015, 12:15:09 AM »
no tobey. i dont have pschizofrenia

but

i am on tv

i can get on tv again

you cant

and i am famous

all over the western world (and so is randozzi hate grimcity bantam)

are you tobey ?

mentall illness my ass

dickhead

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #675 on: July 14, 2015, 12:17:02 AM »
thats right you heard

with the crews help

jedi has made bantam hate randozzi grimcity famous all over the western world

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #676 on: July 14, 2015, 12:17:27 AM »
no tobey. i dont have pschizofrenia

but

i am on tv

i can get on tv again

you cant

and i am famous

all over the western world (and so is randozzi hate grimcity bantam)

are you tobey ?

mentall illness my ass

dickhead

yep, you have mental illness Jedi

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #677 on: July 14, 2015, 12:19:30 AM »
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no tobey. i dont have pschizofrenia

but

i am on tv

i can get on tv again

you cant

and i am famous

all over the western world (and so is randozzi hate grimcity bantam)

are you tobey ?

mentall illness my ass

dickhead
[close]

yep, you have mental illness Jedi

yeah its not that big of a deal jedi i have had super bad anxiety since i was 14, i didn't even leave my house for 3 years at one point. Go see a doctor and get on the right meds, you will be laughing at this hopefully soon

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #678 on: July 14, 2015, 12:22:16 AM »
Look mate, you got a whole board here ready to back you but you've been crying (footage) wolf for far too long now.
Either you step up your game and actually skate/ film or people are just going to get sick of this never ending shtick of yours.
It's simple really... 
My proposal (which I have put forth to you multiple times before) is to put in 10% of the energy you put into hating every 2nd pro in the world into ACTUAL skating. I reckon you could bank 10 minutes of footy in month even at 10% Wink Imagine what you could do at 100% Shocked
Now THAT would be magic!!!

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #679 on: July 14, 2015, 12:24:00 AM »
dude he is schizophrenia, no matter what you say its not going to go anywhere with him

Tis a shame really since there's people on here who genuinely want him to go out there and skate.
I don't really want the guy to be banned or anything but some days I think it actually might be the best option for him...

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #680 on: July 14, 2015, 01:02:31 AM »
Number one idiot in Australia

True


True


True

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #681 on: July 14, 2015, 01:07:22 AM »
ok ok ok

by popular demand

new jedi mini clip (about 2min)

dropping saturday(USA time)

will include hill bomb and a one foot noselide reverse sabre catch

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #682 on: July 14, 2015, 10:29:08 AM »
ok ok ok

by popular demand

new jedi mini clip (about 2min)

dropping saturday(USA time)

will include hill bomb and a one foot noselide reverse sabre catch




fuck yes!

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #683 on: July 15, 2015, 09:23:37 AM »
thats more like it
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #684 on: July 15, 2015, 05:22:38 PM »
Footage must be RECENT though 8)

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #685 on: July 18, 2015, 10:05:27 PM »
a skate race competition tuned to jediz needs

http://www.skateboard.com.au/bandits/read.cfm?forum=10&thread=93694

and yo that clip wil be out in a day or 2

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #686 on: July 18, 2015, 10:10:28 PM »
sorry here's the link


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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #687 on: July 19, 2015, 02:50:19 AM »
Beer keg peg leg = because noone ever invites me

is that an invite beer keg?

ofc bro

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #688 on: July 20, 2015, 09:30:27 PM »
fuck slater. the shark shouldv attacked kelly and slater wouldv got his just desserts

but full props to fanning who beat off the shark attack and julian wilson who paddled over too fanning to assist him

http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2015/07/20/surf-comp-ends-after-fanning-shark-attack.html

clip will be out tomorrow gay imp metal

and fuck slater

that shark should have gone for kelly, not fanning

Gay
I wonder if this is proof that Fanning has a bigger penis than Kelly?

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fuck slater. the shark shouldv attacked kelly and slater wouldv got his just desserts

but full props to fanning who beat off the shark attack and julian wilson who paddled over too fanning to assist him

http://www.skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2015/07/20/surf-comp-ends-after-fanning-shark-attack.html

360frip
This kind of pedophilia is sick. Is man on shark legal in Australia?

yeah nice joke 360 frip

i wish the shark had of date raped slater though

with its teeth :)

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #689 on: July 21, 2015, 05:47:58 PM »
 :'(