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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #691 on: July 22, 2015, 05:08:14 PM »
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clip will be out tomorrow gay imp metal

July 20, 2015, 08:30:27 PM


Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #692 on: July 23, 2015, 07:10:24 AM »
i go on vacation for a week with no internet and the one thing im excited to see when i finally get back on is the new jedi clip that i was promised last week and im not seeing it. you're really starting to let me down jedi. im really starting to think these haters are right and that youre just an egotistical complainer whos jealous of everyone elses skills and money. i really hope you can prove me wrong jedi.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #693 on: July 23, 2015, 11:40:16 PM »
*taps finger on table*

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #694 on: July 24, 2015, 09:33:24 AM »
 :'(

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #695 on: July 24, 2015, 12:41:10 PM »
Knew this queefnugget wouldnt post a clip.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #696 on: July 24, 2015, 01:01:37 PM »
actually ive got the clip filmed, edited and fully put together just sitting on my aunts computer hard drive.  but im hesitant on whether to release it or not

and il tell you y?

because that faggot tony gets one up on me then

you dont understand rafiki

i need to be paid for skating

not release clips for free

just like hawk

hawk has 140 million dollars

i have like 3 grand and i get paid 900 a fortnight

i could just go to my aunts house now and hit post on the clip

but then hawk just keeps getting paid and i keep getting nothing

put it this way? how much do you get paid rafiki?
« Last Edit: July 24, 2015, 01:04:04 PM by nick jedi sk8boarder »

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #697 on: July 24, 2015, 01:31:15 PM »
actually ive got the clip filmed, edited and fully put together just sitting on my aunts computer hard drive.  but im hesitant on whether to release it or not

and il tell you y?

because that faggot tony gets one up on me then

you dont understand rafiki

i need to be paid for skating

not release clips for free

just like hawk

hawk has 140 million dollars

i have like 3 grand and i get paid 900 a fortnight

i could just go to my aunts house now and hit post on the clip

but then hawk just keeps getting paid and i keep getting nothing

put it this way? how much do you get paid rafiki?
(yawn).... this routine is starting to get old jedi


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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #698 on: July 24, 2015, 01:34:47 PM »
actually ive got the clip filmed, edited and fully put together just sitting on my aunts computer hard drive.  but im hesitant on whether to release it or not

and il tell you y?

because that faggot tony gets one up on me then

you dont understand rafiki

i need to be paid for skating

not release clips for free

just like hawk

hawk has 140 million dollars

i have like 3 grand and i get paid 900 a fortnight

i could just go to my aunts house now and hit post on the clip

but then hawk just keeps getting paid and i keep getting nothing

put it this way? how much do you get paid rafiki?
I get paid nothing for skating and I share my clips on the internet because I want others to see them. I dont need recognition nor do I ask for it. Why should you recieve any recognition when you havent done anything to earn it besides claim you are magic?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #699 on: July 24, 2015, 01:47:46 PM »
well i tell you 2 things rafiki = ive been skating for free since 1997. no more pal. no more. get the fucking picture man? no more

and 2nd thing - can you beat 80's hosoi at skating rafiki?

i thought not

because jedi can

and jedi is the only skater in history that can beat 80's hosoi


buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut


rafiki i dont want to argue

i want tony to finaly pay me

so = i can fly to usa and skate infront of you live rafiki = so you dont have to watch my clips

instead you can drive to venice skatepark and watch jedi rip it up = live

im sick of posting clips and getting paid nothing for it

ive never been to usa

i want to skate infront of big crowds in america rafiki and entertain you and the reast of the crew

not make clips which you can watch on the other side of the world

but i need tony and kelly to pay me otherwise i cant afford to skate america and canada properly

do you understand rafiki?

and do you understand sanka coffee

i dont want to make clips

i want to skate at huntington, at venice, at tampa, and the rest

do you understand crew?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #700 on: July 24, 2015, 01:54:22 PM »
you cant argue with that can you rafiki, sanka and gay imp metal?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #701 on: July 24, 2015, 01:55:32 PM »
ive done too much fucking hard work not to get paid rafiki, sanka and gay imp metal

too much hard work

and no pay

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #702 on: July 24, 2015, 01:57:17 PM »
ie. that faggot dustin dollin owns a big house in america. and dollin is shit compared to jedi

thats just an indication of how fucked up the skate industry is

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #703 on: July 24, 2015, 01:58:28 PM »
Jedi if you come to America I'll show up and cheer for you.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #704 on: July 24, 2015, 02:00:02 PM »
im sick of posting clips clips which kick very other skater in the worlds ass

and getting paid nothing for it

example. how come jedi hasnt raced cliffapaths in sorrento yet?

because id be risking my life for free

big time

theres another indication of how fucked up the skate industry is

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #705 on: July 24, 2015, 02:02:05 PM »
but i cant afford to go to america gay

not with 3 grand and 900 a fortnight

if i was going to america to do a proper skate tour =

id need at least 50 grand / if not more

thats to feel safe and not to get killed gay

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #706 on: July 24, 2015, 02:17:05 PM »
You are seriously fuckin crazy.
Listen to your doctors Nick.

That is all.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #707 on: July 24, 2015, 02:22:37 PM »
so gay you could guarantee that if = tony paid jedi his house, his car, and his 400,000 grand = then jedi would do a tour of usa

and id probably bring lakyn heperi with me for the tour (and a few other australian pro's that jedi is cool with)

but fuck tony

he aint never gonna pay

because he is a scamming whining whinging bitch

that cant hack it that the world knows that he and kelly are scammers

gay

fuck hawk and slater

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #708 on: July 24, 2015, 02:24:04 PM »
Smh

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #709 on: July 24, 2015, 02:32:20 PM »
maybe you should see doctors instead bbk. and tell them you have genetic definciency

its called - i cant get on tv like jedi did, and i cant take kelly slaters female fans away from him like jedi did

so now im i sour puss

tell your doctor that

meanwhile il tell my doctor that

meanwhile jedi is
the most famous skater in australia
the number one skater in australia
the most famous skateboarder in australia
the most famous skateboarder in melbourne
the no.1 skateboard racer in australia
the most famous skateboard racer in australia
the 2nd most famous skateboarder in usa and canada (including LA, NYC, Miami, Washington and Chicago)
the most famous skateboard racer in usa and canada
famous in hawaii
and partially famous in other parts of the western world like England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales and New Zealand
and the rest
and now i am sponsored by vans and trigger brothers

the 2nd most famous skater in USA and Canada
2nd only to tony hawk

thats right = the only skater who is more famous than jedi in USA is tony hawk

which basicaly makes jedi the 2nd most famous skater in the world
the only skater in the world who is more famous in the world than jedi is tony hawk

because i have featured on the front cover of the biggest skate websites in usa lots of times since 2013 when i got on tv

all the skaters in usa follow jedi and they believe that jedi is better than tony hawk at skating

thats right - i am beter than tony hawk now

so jedi is the 2nd most famous skater in the world

you dig  that bbk

take that shit to your doctor

faker

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #710 on: July 24, 2015, 02:34:00 PM »
rafiki ? would you come and watch me if i skated a tour with lakyn at your local big skatpark?

you would wouldnt you man?

youd come and watch me and lakyn rip it up

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #711 on: July 24, 2015, 02:35:40 PM »
Have you ever read your own posts? Who writes like that?

Crazy people do.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #712 on: July 24, 2015, 02:41:08 PM »
yeah thats right bbk - crazy

jedi is the craziest mutherfucker on a skateboard in the world

bbk word of advice

dont spin shit about doctors to jedi

you'll get it thrown back in your face dude

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #713 on: July 24, 2015, 02:47:44 PM »
well rafiki? would you come watch jedi and lakyn if we did a tour of usa and canada

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #714 on: July 24, 2015, 02:51:24 PM »
well rafiki? would you come watch jedi and lakyn if we did a tour of usa and canada
Only if you do a product toss of lightsabers and goggles.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #715 on: July 24, 2015, 02:55:17 PM »
hahahaha let me guess - purple mace windu product toss right?

hahahahaha you better catch it when i throw it man, because if it hits the ground it will break hahahahahahaha

deal rafiki. deal

hahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #716 on: July 24, 2015, 03:09:24 PM »
jedi's something that never should have happened. you, you even make your grandma sick!
you'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane.
you'd gift wrap a leper and mail him to your aunt jane.
you'd force feed a diabetic a candycane.
you can go to hell!

your skating isn't worth anything, i'd rather watch rafiki do fs shove it to wallride.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #717 on: July 24, 2015, 03:12:28 PM »
well thank you for your useless opinion

personaly id prefer to do a fs 180 over a porsche

than listen to your shit mr i sniff my own buthole

rafiki would prefer to go watch me skate than listen to ur shit also man

so eat it

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #718 on: July 24, 2015, 03:12:41 PM »
ya its true Jedi sucks

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #719 on: July 24, 2015, 03:22:11 PM »
had enough argueing people?

now get the fuck off my thread

im not argueing anymore