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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #720 on: July 24, 2015, 04:00:06 PM »
hahahaha let me guess - purple mace windu product toss right?

hahahahaha you better catch it when i throw it man, because if it hits the ground it will break hahahahahahaha

deal rafiki. deal

hahahahahahahahahaha
Ill use the force to bring it right into my hands


jedi's something that never should have happened. you, you even make your grandma sick!
you'd poison a blind man's dog and steal his cane.
you'd gift wrap a leper and mail him to your aunt jane.
you'd force feed a diabetic a candycane.
you can go to hell!

your skating isn't worth anything, i'd rather watch rafiki do fs shove it to wallride.

Oh stahp your making me blush shark tits

I would rather hear your raps over Jedi's excuses.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #721 on: July 24, 2015, 04:08:54 PM »
Jedi if you come to America I'll show up and cheer for you.

Damn Jedy you will have your own gay cheerleader, just grab the opportunity and be productive...post some clips.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #722 on: July 24, 2015, 04:10:23 PM »
no i dont want to post clips

i want to skate infront of live crowds in usa and canada

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #723 on: July 24, 2015, 04:11:08 PM »
hear that gay?

mds is giving you shit

serve him gay

if you dont

i will

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #724 on: July 24, 2015, 04:11:54 PM »
what why?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #725 on: July 24, 2015, 05:01:07 PM »

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #726 on: July 24, 2015, 05:16:22 PM »
hahaha gay your so funny

those dance movies like

you got served and step up

are so so soooooooooo lame

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #727 on: July 24, 2015, 05:29:26 PM »
anyway

the crew in usa and canada dont want to see any more of jediz youtube holocron clips

they want to watch jedi live at their local big main skatepark

the crew in usa and canada have been watching jediz holocron clips for 2 years now

and their over it

they want to watch me live now

and lakyn heperi too

i mean = just check this air pic out. lakyn would be the perfect back up skater on jediz usa/canada tour. if it ever happened

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #728 on: July 24, 2015, 07:19:56 PM »
here's one of lakyn's skate clips



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv2E64APfRs

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #729 on: July 24, 2015, 07:34:18 PM »
Jedi, you couldn't even hold your word on releasing a new clip. How am I suppose to believe anything else you say?
Any dude that hates on roller hockey hasn't played, and likely haven't played a sport in their entire life.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #730 on: July 24, 2015, 08:10:50 PM »
JEDI = THE WORLDS MOST FAMOUS LYING SKATEBOARDER

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #731 on: July 24, 2015, 08:16:23 PM »
i talked to the skaters of america and they want lakyn but nobody is interested in jedi's lying ass. fuck you, my man!

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #732 on: July 24, 2015, 08:26:05 PM »
jedi watch the movie brink, i think this will help you out a lot


www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3X3Mcnqisw

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #733 on: July 24, 2015, 09:25:58 PM »
jedi watch the movie brink, i think this will help you out a lot


www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3X3Mcnqisw
I agree Jedi, learn to be a soul skater. Fuck those hating ass X Blades.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #734 on: July 25, 2015, 08:21:42 AM »


but fuck tony

...

gay

fuck hawk and slater

I'm sure he'd do them both.
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #735 on: July 25, 2015, 05:21:58 PM »
no offense. but you cunts are so hopeless

i could teach my pet parrot better payouts than you guys are capable off

:)

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #736 on: July 25, 2015, 06:14:49 PM »
If I get a toy sword and some ski goggles and film myself doing a hill bomb and a one footed noseslide, would I replace Jedi as the no. 1 sk8boarder in the world?

I'll even do it for free.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #737 on: July 25, 2015, 06:29:32 PM »
no jb. no go

you have to get on tv doing something crazier than train racing

and even then il just go on tv again and do cliff racing

and beat you jb

so dont lie jb

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #738 on: July 26, 2015, 05:23:24 PM »

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #739 on: July 27, 2015, 07:24:48 AM »
no jb. no go

you have to get on tv doing something crazier than train racing

and even then il just go on tv again and do cliff racing

and beat you jb

so dont lie jb

Could you, would you
on a train?

Would you, could you,
off a cliff?

Would you, could you,
with a horse?


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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #740 on: July 27, 2015, 09:40:11 AM »
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but fuck tony

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gay

fuck hawk and slater
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I'm sure he'd do them both.

You don't even know me then, bro.

Hawk is gross.

Slater...maybe...but probably no.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #741 on: July 27, 2015, 11:25:48 PM »
Jedi post the clip or just give it a rest, YOU are the one who is whining.  If you're gonna show how great of a skater you are, you have to actually skateboard.

I am telling you to go out skating because it is fun, productive, social, and good physical exercise (something that could help your mental state btw), and we wanna see the clips because we are rooting for you at this point and they are entertaining.

If you aren't gonna skate at all that why are you even posting in this skateboarding forum?  People aren't gonna 'sponsor' you on your word alone.

GO.  FUCKING.  SKATEBOARDING (and film it cuz we wanna see).

i dont know why im even trying to reason with you, i can't believe your mom lets you live super freely cuz you're smoking too much dope and are obviously unstable, shame on her.  Ben cousins is gonna get stabbed in an alley some day and she will have the blood on her hands figuratively speaking.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #742 on: July 28, 2015, 01:46:28 AM »
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but fuck tony

...

gay

fuck hawk and slater
[close]

I'm sure he'd do them both.
[close]

You don't even know me then, bro.

Hawk is gross.

Slater...maybe...but probably no.
I suppose I was going on the impression that a guy who lets a random ugly dude poke him in the ass using a plastic bag as protection, isn't going to be too choosy. Sorry, my badness.
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #743 on: July 28, 2015, 09:01:26 AM »
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but fuck tony

...

gay

fuck hawk and slater
[close]

I'm sure he'd do them both.
[close]

You don't even know me then, bro.

Hawk is gross.

Slater...maybe...but probably no.
[close]
I suppose I was going on the impression that a guy who lets a random ugly dude poke him in the ass using a plastic bag as protection, isn't going to be too choosy. Sorry, my badness.


Good point. OK if Tony paid me then I might hold my nose and take the plunge, but the money would have to be pretty substantial.

And, for the record, I did the poking with the plastic bag.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #744 on: July 30, 2015, 04:33:24 PM »
And, for the record, I did the poking with the plastic bag.

i was away for a few days can u plz refer me to the thread where you said you fucked a dude through a bag
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #745 on: July 31, 2015, 12:39:04 AM »
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but fuck tony

...

gay

fuck hawk and slater
[close]

I'm sure he'd do them both.
[close]

You don't even know me then, bro.

Hawk is gross.

Slater...maybe...but probably no.
[close]
I suppose I was going on the impression that a guy who lets a random ugly dude poke him in the ass using a plastic bag as protection, isn't going to be too choosy. Sorry, my badness.

[close]

Good point. OK if Tony paid me then I might hold my nose and take the plunge, but the money would have to be pretty substantial.

And, for the record, I did the poking with the plastic bag.
I'm surprised people pay money to be the Pokee rather than the poker. Different strokes, I suppose.

Are we talking the kind of money Hawk owes Jedi?

Also, Jedi, how would you feel if GAY fucked Hawk? Seems a little out of order to me, he's a friend and all.

The thread is in Whatever and is about escorts/hookers. It is surprisingly bland.
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #746 on: July 31, 2015, 05:37:08 AM »
jedi come to lincoln on monday

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #747 on: August 04, 2015, 11:19:01 AM »
sorry man late reply beer keg peg leg. how bout this monday?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #748 on: August 04, 2015, 11:25:26 AM »
and please grimcity, hate randozzi bantam

if their not gone to the wind

then could u add todays threads i created to this nick jedi thread

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #749 on: August 04, 2015, 05:26:05 PM »
then could u add todays threads i created to this nick jedi thread

Why should they have to do it for you?
It's not a conspiracy or anything, just post in your own thread and everything will be sweet
*ignores the fact that you cried wolf and still haven't posted footage you promised us*

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year