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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #750 on: August 07, 2015, 04:01:42 PM »
jedi just did a count of his girl fans.

20,000 in mornington and bells beach torquay

thousands in melbourne

thousands all around australia

a few in LA

a few in NY

a few in hawaii

a few in the rest of the usa and canada


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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #751 on: September 02, 2015, 04:03:11 AM »
good shit. at least jedi has turned bieber into a proper skater instead of a sissy like one direction and justin timberlake

and i notice that ryan sheckler is in biebers new clip. well sheckler you'll keep you scamming fuck. you'll get yours sheckler dont worry you'll get yours. just go and suck tony's dick for another mercedez sheckler.

but im cool with bieber

he's actually a fast learner when it comes to skating. not the fastest but still learns fast . ie jedi had only been skating for 2 years when jedi already knew that jedi was (along with hosoi) the equal most skilled skateboarder in world history- so thats what i mean by the fastest at learning skateboarding. but still - bieber is a fast learner

anyway check the clips. fuck sheckler - he doesnt do anything we havnt seen before from him. but check bieber out = last time at venice it was kickflips, varial flips, acid drops and tre flips. now in the video clip  its pop shuvits and inward heeflips

soon bieber will be doing darkslides, casper flips and front foot olly impossibles

go bieber = fuck the goldigger girls off bieber and learn skating and become a man. not a toothpick like justin timberlake timberfake or one direction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywWB67Z7zQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #752 on: September 02, 2015, 04:08:46 AM »
JEDI WHERE HAVE U BEEN???? I WAS WORRIED YOU WERE LOCKED UP AGAIN, WERE YOU? FILL US IN

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #753 on: September 02, 2015, 04:10:09 AM »
ya know there ain't no beiber that's just sheckler when he's drunk

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #754 on: September 02, 2015, 04:26:20 AM »
thanks hate. and hate can i ask u? how the fuck did i lock my nick jedi thread. that has been shitting me for weeks now. i thought u locked it hate? no shit? i locked it. well fuck me. hang on i see it just there = lock this topic box. i had no idead that i clicked that icon man. oh well. no harm done. the nick jedi thread is back now

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #755 on: September 02, 2015, 04:36:37 AM »
and YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO YO

pen this date in your iphone calender

JEDI WILL SKATE THE RIVERSIDE HALOWEEN COMP in 2 months

and ill be smoking but its not a ciggarette

thats right i do not sniff a cocaine i just smokeesseeseedasensimilla

in the ghetto you dont get a medal if you settle for the drama

put it this way jedi's been on the street before, middle of winter, sleeping in half built beachouses, stealing my next meal and my next board and my next pair of jeans, and shoes. and stealing my next packet of cubans, and a bottle of whiskey liquor to swap to my bud dealer for a double dime of cali weed. and now the weed all up in my brain and its time to hit up mornington skatepark for turbo lightsaber lipslides and frontside airs that liftoff like trident icbm's

and all thats nothing you hear me. turns you into a man. and you end up the best skater in the world

you wont beat me unless you sleep on the street to harden yourself . so hop to. find the nearest half built house and sleep on the cold concrete

you end up the best skater in the world. if you dont injure your knee critically or your back/neck while you are learning the different principles

you end up the best skater in the world

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #756 on: September 02, 2015, 05:19:17 AM »
didnt answer my question, where have you been Jedi?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #757 on: September 02, 2015, 05:52:45 AM »
ive just been accidentaly locked out of my thread by by myself

thats all

i didnt go anywhere



and yo jedi will be skating riverside at haloween

so keep yoself incheck. and wait up for haloween

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #758 on: September 02, 2015, 07:03:53 AM »
THE RETURN OF THE JEDI!

*How the fuck does a Jedi lock himself out of his own thread? 笑

Good to see you back ;D
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #759 on: September 02, 2015, 07:45:52 AM »
I think it was that rat Kelly Slater that locked the thread somehow.



Fuckin Rat

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #760 on: September 02, 2015, 09:15:59 AM »
someone needs to send vice down to Australia asap.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #761 on: September 02, 2015, 09:50:03 AM »
Jedi if you keep shoplifting and squatting in empty houses you'll end up back in the psych center very soon.  How'd you even post?  Library?
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #762 on: September 02, 2015, 10:24:02 AM »
I think it was that rat Kelly Slater that locked the thread somehow.



Fuckin Rat

Fuckin' Rat slut

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #763 on: September 02, 2015, 10:41:38 AM »
Kelly slater was rad in gleaming the cube!

So cool he avenged his brother, shit was epic!

And tony introduced me to pizza hut!

Christian slater on the other hand...

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #764 on: September 02, 2015, 01:40:07 PM »
yeah well old man epic. tony can keep his pizza hut

but i tell u one thing about gleaming the cube =

jediz darth vader board kicks christian slaters "special" black board where he sketches the ferrari at the end of the movie

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #765 on: September 02, 2015, 01:45:48 PM »

jediz darth vader board kicks christian slaters "special" black board where he sketches the ferrari at the end of the movie
somethin somethin kicks christians in the balls blah blah something something scratches balls

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #766 on: September 02, 2015, 02:13:23 PM »
ahh I missed this thread ;D

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #767 on: September 02, 2015, 02:15:24 PM »
someone should make a movie about Jedi "surf nazis must die" style

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #768 on: September 02, 2015, 03:17:13 PM »
yeah more like

hawk slater nazis must die

that has a better ring to it

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #769 on: September 02, 2015, 05:16:17 PM »
and hate can i ask u? how the fuck did i lock my nick jedi thread.

 :D :D :D

Welcome back Jedi

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #770 on: September 02, 2015, 07:50:26 PM »
Kelly Slater stole my wallet!

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #771 on: September 02, 2015, 11:59:54 PM »
someone should make a movie about Jedi "surf nazis must die" style
are you a "surf nazi"? not that i'd kill anyone just curious.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #772 on: September 03, 2015, 05:02:26 AM »
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someone should make a movie about Jedi "surf nazis must die" style
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are you a "surf nazi"? not that i'd kill anyone just curious.

Surf Ninjas - Moto Surf

You should get into moto-surfing Jedi. You'd probably score a sweet TV interview! Millions of fans! Life is much better lived as a surf ninja rather than a surf nazi.  ;)

Glad to see you're back! I'll be attending your competition. Look for the girl wearing rainbow striped toe socks and arm warmers.  :-*
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #773 on: September 03, 2015, 07:47:52 AM »
yeah more like

hawk slater nazis must die

that has a better ring to it


boxoffice smash hit

5 star rating. Oscar nomniated

10/10 would see x10.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #774 on: September 03, 2015, 09:10:21 AM »
Kelly Slater stole my wallet!

Sounds like something that slut would do.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #775 on: September 03, 2015, 04:37:02 PM »
well tay y should i look for a girl with striped socks and arm warmers ? - will you smoke a joint with me and then cheer me on when i do my double sabre slide on the bowl. or do you have an alterior motive. maybe you want to be my photographer, i have a n opening at the moment. or maybe u just want kisses. u know if you get seen kissing jedi at riverside on comp day it makes you famous. god damn tthank ya mam .. famous

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #776 on: September 03, 2015, 07:22:51 PM »
Nick Jedi for prez 2020
some day that little girl will enter the anals of skateboarding too.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #777 on: September 03, 2015, 08:35:53 PM »
So now can we make fun of Billy Rohan?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #778 on: September 03, 2015, 09:39:37 PM »
well ticallion stallion im not kanye west

buuuuutttt

do u wou want me to run fot president?

well there's 13 million skaters in usa plus millions of surfers and hardcore snowboarders

so iv got the votes people ive got thevotes

im half white so ivegot the white vote

im half black so iv got the black vote

my dad's brazilian so iv got the latin  vote

my mother was a senator

and im 33 years old so im not a young buck in politics

YEAH JEDI COULD BE PRESIDENT

BUT DO I WANT TO BE

THAT IS THE QUESTION PEOPLE?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #779 on: September 03, 2015, 10:06:15 PM »
Unfortunately, you need to be American.
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