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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #780 on: September 03, 2015, 10:31:43 PM »
So now can we make fun of Billy Rohan?
Nah.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #781 on: September 04, 2015, 12:08:04 AM »
well tay y should i look for a girl with striped socks and arm warmers ? - will you smoke a joint with me and then cheer me on when i do my double sabre slide on the bowl. or do you have an alterior motive. maybe you want to be my photographer, i have a n opening at the moment. or maybe u just want kisses. u know if you get seen kissing jedi at riverside on comp day it makes you famous. god damn tthank ya mam .. famous
tay speaks the language of skateboarding. in fact, you may find that she speaks the language of skateboarding even better than you. maybe you should cheer her on and grab her a cherry cherry cola.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #782 on: September 04, 2015, 07:15:55 AM »

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #783 on: September 04, 2015, 07:28:25 AM »
Eric is a naughty boy

Thanks, that really made my night. Came at the perfect moment too.
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #784 on: September 04, 2015, 08:12:58 AM »
Hahahah holy fuck

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #785 on: September 04, 2015, 08:31:46 AM »
well tay y should i look for a girl with striped socks and arm warmers ? - will you smoke a joint with me and then cheer me on when i do my double sabre slide on the bowl. or do you have an alterior motive. maybe you want to be my photographer, i have a n opening at the moment. or maybe u just want kisses. u know if you get seen kissing jedi at riverside on comp day it makes you famous. god damn tthank ya mam .. famous

I'm actually banking on this. *wink*

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #786 on: September 04, 2015, 02:30:11 PM »
hahaha he really is a legend though

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #787 on: September 04, 2015, 02:33:18 PM »

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #788 on: September 04, 2015, 06:50:24 PM »
if you really like like me tay then join my facebook .

nick buchanan (picture of me airing the fence at riverside)

dont be shy tay
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #789 on: September 04, 2015, 08:46:29 PM »

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #790 on: September 04, 2015, 11:42:39 PM »
im glad ur still backing me gay

and 360 frip and ttching you both seem hip to the scene in other words im down with both of you

psychout you seem up and down some time but you rr cool

mds your down with it

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #791 on: September 10, 2015, 06:53:10 PM »
who's the fairy tale heelflip girl?

what other oves does she she have?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #792 on: September 13, 2015, 05:43:03 PM »
did anyone watch the trestles hurley surf pro

and did you hear the commentator say that kelly slater is our obi wan

well if he is a jedi? then why doesnt he surf with a lightsaber

if i didnt have a lightsaber then noone would call me a jedi

would they?

fuckwit commentator

as if kelly is obi wan

as if
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #793 on: September 14, 2015, 02:18:21 PM »
who's the fairy tale heelflip girl?

what other oves does she she have?

I'm pretty sure she already had her ovaries harvested, unless I've been given incorrect information.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #794 on: September 14, 2015, 10:51:26 PM »
no i meant to say -

what other "moves" does shoe have

not ovaries

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #795 on: September 15, 2015, 09:42:36 AM »
no i meant to say -

what other "moves" does shoe have

not ovaries

Oh jeez. My bad Jedi! :)

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #796 on: September 18, 2015, 10:11:58 AM »
Worried Jedi locked himself out of this thread again.  :-[

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #797 on: September 23, 2015, 08:10:53 PM »
Hey guys I know this is odd but nick jedi wanted to share this with slap:

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yo crew like sanka coffee, ice nine and gay - on slapmagazine. hear's the word. please repeat this on the "nick jedi thread" on slap, due to the fact that i dont want to write in it the next few days. :-

my name was written down in Rome the day i was born

there are reason for this -

- i was the first person in history to obstruct the olympic torch relay by hijacking/stealing the olympic torch

- i am a wizard like (apparently) merlin the magician

- my mother was a senator

- i perform at the colleseum and the stadia at olympia - and live to tell the story with a few injuries in check

- there are other reasons y my name was written down in rome the day iwas born

i have beem famous in Rome and Athena for a long time

how many places are you famous in?

more heaven-cruise than hell-ride.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #798 on: October 16, 2015, 01:52:50 PM »
Hey guys I know this is odd but nick jedi wanted to share this with slap:

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yo crew like sanka coffee, ice nine and gay - on slapmagazine. hear's the word. please repeat this on the "nick jedi thread" on slap, due to the fact that i dont want to write in it the next few days. :-

my name was written down in Rome the day i was born

there are reason for this -

- i was the first person in history to obstruct the olympic torch relay by hijacking/stealing the olympic torch

- i am a wizard like (apparently) merlin the magician

- my mother was a senator

- i perform at the colleseum and the stadia at olympia - and live to tell the story with a few injuries in check

- there are other reasons y my name was written down in rome the day iwas born

i have beem famous in Rome and Athena for a long time

how many places are you famous in?

[close]

I'm pretty famous at Slammer and at the Melrose Baths

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #799 on: October 27, 2015, 06:24:18 PM »
listen man

gay

i have been famous in athena and rome for perhaps thousands of years (perhaps)

not just since august 7th year 2000

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #800 on: October 27, 2015, 06:26:13 PM »
i am a true wizard of course

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #801 on: October 27, 2015, 06:33:57 PM »
ssssssssssoooooooooooooo   mmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiicaaaaaaa
and canada's canada (because the aussies are lying about u too canada)

what are we going to do about these aus no 1 football players and rugby players and tennis players and cricket players and golfers etc??

they finish their careers then get on the coke and x and heroin and get on the dicksuck and big dick in their playhouses with their worthless piles of shit cash

what are we going to do about these liars

just read below>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


and australians if your pissed off at that last comment =

then just think how pissed off i am at this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

example 1. jedi is australia's no.1 skater and usa/canadas 2nd most famous skater

pay for australias no 1 rugby players = the wallabies = millions
pay for jedi aus no 1 skater = $900 a fortnight

pay for australias no 1 surfer mick fanning = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus no 1 afl player lance franklin = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus no 1 v8 supercar driver = millions
pay for aus no 1 skateboard racer jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus former no 1 moto gp racer = casey stoney = millions
pay for aus no 1 skateboard racer jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus no 1 golfer jason day = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus former no 1 tennis player layton hewit = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $ 900 a fortnight

scam scam scam scam scam scam scam scam

the in usa tens of hundreds of thousands of people know all about because jedi has worded them up/canada/uk/nz/europe

not millions of people = tens of hundreds of thousands of people

so try not to scam fuckwits

because i guarantee = you will be exposed = and fucked over in return

rats

so if your thinking of killing me just remember

if you do = then usa islam canada asia and quite a few others will light fires all over australia

you scammers

remember though. casey stoner and fanning are jediz compatriots

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #802 on: October 27, 2015, 07:07:32 PM »
You're an idiot, get a job weirdo

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #803 on: October 27, 2015, 07:15:22 PM »
sorry tracer ur the weirdo

and my job officialy is = australias number 1 skateboarder and no 1 skate racer annnnnddd usa canadas no 2 most famous skater

whats ur job tracer

please tell me so i can laugh back at you man

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #804 on: October 27, 2015, 07:20:45 PM »
sorry tracer ur the weirdo

and my job officialy is = australias number 1 skateboarder and no 1 skate racer annnnnddd usa canadas no 2 most famous skater

whats ur job tracer

please tell me so i can laugh back at you man
im not laughing, that is regular like this entire thread. im guessing you're another typical aussie douchebag?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #805 on: October 27, 2015, 07:29:07 PM »
just go away tracer

if you want to hate

just start your own hread

im not responding  to any more of your gibberish

of course im not an aussie douchbag

i am fucking earths wizard llike merlin dickhead

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #806 on: October 27, 2015, 07:32:41 PM »
you're like GAY, just not even worth speaking with

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #807 on: October 27, 2015, 07:56:29 PM »

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #808 on: October 27, 2015, 08:46:41 PM »
ssssssssssoooooooooooooo   mmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiicaaaaaaa
and canada's canada (because the aussies are lying about u too canada)

what are we going to do about these aus no 1 football players and rugby players and tennis players and cricket players and golfers etc??

they finish their careers then get on the coke and x and heroin and get on the dicksuck and big dick in their playhouses with their worthless piles of shit cash

what are we going to do about these liars

just read below>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


and australians if your pissed off at that last comment =

then just think how pissed off i am at this >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

example 1. jedi is australia's no.1 skater and usa/canadas 2nd most famous skater

pay for australias no 1 rugby players = the wallabies = millions
pay for jedi aus no 1 skater = $900 a fortnight

pay for australias no 1 surfer mick fanning = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus no 1 afl player lance franklin = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus no 1 v8 supercar driver = millions
pay for aus no 1 skateboard racer jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus former no 1 moto gp racer = casey stoney = millions
pay for aus no 1 skateboard racer jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus no 1 golfer jason day = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $900 a fortnight

pay for aus former no 1 tennis player layton hewit = millions
pay for aus no 1 skater jedi = $ 900 a fortnight

scam scam scam scam scam scam scam scam

the in usa tens of hundreds of thousands of people know all about because jedi has worded them up/canada/uk/nz/europe

not millions of people = tens of hundreds of thousands of people

so try not to scam fuckwits

because i guarantee = you will be exposed = and fucked over in return

rats

so if your thinking of killing me just remember

if you do = then usa islam canada asia and quite a few others will light fires all over australia

you scammers

remember though. casey stoner and fanning are jediz compatriots

Are you still lying or is that an actual team name?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #809 on: October 27, 2015, 09:04:13 PM »
Rugby sucks but our team name sucks ever harder