Author Topic: Nick Jedi (Read 122106 times)

OldmanEpic · « **Reply #810 on:** October 27, 2015, 09:10:16 PM »

Not millions of people, tens of hundreds of thousands of people.

Best thing I heard all day! Thanks jedi😊

JB · « **Reply #811 on:** October 28, 2015, 07:55:03 AM »

this is one of my favorite threads on slap, but im ashamed to admit that i still have no idea what a fortnight is.

Joust Ostrich · « **Reply #812 on:** October 28, 2015, 08:33:19 AM »

Quote from: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 27, 2015, 07:29:07 PM

i am fucking earths wizard llike merlin dickhead

I don't know what a fortnight is either. But instead of looking that up, I searched 'Merlin Dickhead". I got no answers.

The search for ~~Animal Chin~~ Merlin Dickhead.

perverted super otaku! · « **Reply #813 on:** October 28, 2015, 08:37:29 AM »

its 2 weeks

Paco Supreme · « **Reply #814 on:** October 28, 2015, 03:39:15 PM »

Quote from: JB on October 28, 2015, 07:55:03 AM

this is one of my favorite threads on slap, but im ashamed to admit that i still have no idea what a fortnight is.

Quote from: perverted super otaku! on October 28, 2015, 08:37:29 AM

its 2 weeks

New term for you JB, coincides with the fortnight, " Dole Payment" ponder that one

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #815 on:** October 28, 2015, 04:32:44 PM »

MY COMEBACK = i could show you a picture of the new sponsored vans shoes that im wearing but iwon

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #816 on:** October 28, 2015, 05:48:41 PM »

ifaussiestelluthateyrethebestatsport=dontbelieveit&theyrenothebestwarriorseither

but a few thousand years ago my ancient roman/greek wizardwarrior ass was one of the best at both (even hercules was hard pressed to defeat me and even then alot of time he could not)

but in this era of year 2015 in the current day colloseum the competing is done with skateboards and lightsabers

and i am the best at this , once again at the coloseum in this era

and i am maybe? the most powerfull practictioner of magic in this world today

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #817 on:** October 28, 2015, 06:12:32 PM »

and to keep u up to date usa and canada

as u might of already guessed? not naming any names bbbbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuttt auussiee tv is trying to fuck over jedi usa and canada

aanndd i dont think mmmmmmmyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiccccccccccaaaaaaa is going to let auuuussiiee tv fuck them over

neither is canadas canada

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #818 on:** October 28, 2015, 06:17:47 PM »

what aussie tv ? did i stutter?

best u ask mmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiicccccccccccccccaaaaaaaa?

did they stutter?

no i dont think so

tobey · « **Reply #819 on:** October 28, 2015, 08:41:31 PM »

Jedi, who do you like more, Criss Angel or David Blane?

EDIT: sorry spelled the names wrong but seriously this is important

PsychOut · « **Reply #820 on:** October 29, 2015, 03:12:55 AM »

Who has been attacking Jedi with a gun?

I heard Jedis mums forcing him into rehab for his sinthetic cannabis problem? That shit is fucked Jedi stay away from it

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #821 on:** October 29, 2015, 03:45:22 PM »

this ones from a very recent facebook post

another person i want to kill with my hands is pro skater steve cabellero

because after i was sponsored by vans he ripped me off by releasing the star wars model vans shoe

for the record - i recieved 2 pairs of star wars shoes

but cabellero probably had like 2000 pairs sent to his house

or 5000 pairs

the rip off rat

you deserve to die fuckwit

OldmanEpic · « **Reply #822 on:** October 29, 2015, 04:03:38 PM »

Jedi, please come work at the goldmine with me and use your magic to make our day easier

Starting pay is $33/hour plus travel, lodging and $150 a day liveout.

Love ya jedi😆

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #823 on:** October 29, 2015, 04:49:07 PM »

you'd love my humor at the gold mine youl'dnt you old man epic?

my magic speech and its ability for humor would make your day?

but no way man. no gold mine for me

and tobey chris angel and david blane are mere illusionists not powerfull magicians

the only powers those 2 have are the ones jedi gave them in year 2000 and 2002

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #824 on:** October 29, 2015, 06:08:32 PM »

matter of fact blane and chris angel are only in it for the cash and dicksuck

QUITE LIKE AUSSIE TV THAT WANTS TO FUCK OVER MMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #825 on:** October 29, 2015, 06:45:43 PM »

i tell u rowley u dicksuck and fart rat

your gap is sooo scary yeah sssooooooo soooooooo scary

yeah as if cunt , i had a gun pointed at my head a few weeks ago, but i found cover and evaded, and i didnt get all sooky afterwards

so your gap aint shit bitch

and rowley if slaters girls are all mine then that means that you rowley are a dead rat.

that lied got caught out then died

not the same as rip

but not much difference if you ask me

HOWEVER I TELL YOU IT (GUNS AND VIOLENCE) IS NOT REALLY LIKE THAT IN AUSTRALIA

IN THIS COUNTRY PEOPLE WILL USE FISTS OR BATS OR IRON BARS RATHER THAN RESORT TO GUNS

THIS IS ONLY THE 2ND INCIDENT JEDI HAS BEEN THROUGH WITH GUNS SO FAR IN HIS LIFE

PsychOut · « **Reply #826 on:** October 29, 2015, 11:58:44 PM »

You didn't invent Star Wars Jedi, Steve Cab owes you nothing

GAY · « **Reply #827 on:** October 30, 2015, 09:32:48 AM »

Quote from: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 29, 2015, 06:08:32 PM

matter of fact blane and chris angel are only in it for the cash and dicksuck

I'm surprised to find that I have a lot more in common with blane and chris angel than I previously thought.

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #828 on:** October 30, 2015, 04:24:35 PM »

gay usualy ur fairly concise

however this time im not even dignifying that with a response

OldmanEpic · « **Reply #829 on:** October 30, 2015, 04:58:18 PM »

Quote from: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 30, 2015, 04:24:35 PM

gay usualy ur fairly concise

however this time im not even dignifying that with a response

I need your resume jedi

We need that magic at the goldmine

And....

We can invent(together if thats ok?), rocktruck skate racing

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #830 on:** October 30, 2015, 05:01:20 PM »

dude rocktruck racing sounds mad

bbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttttttttttt

i am not going to the goldmines man. point stop

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #831 on:** October 30, 2015, 06:16:34 PM »

and you know how i said that aussie tv is going down for trying to fuck over mmmmyyyyyy aaammmmmmeeeerrrrrriiiicccccaaaaa? and canadas canada

well this does not apply to aussie radio stars ok?

unless you are an aussie tv star on aussie radio - then it does apply

shark tits · « **Reply #832 on:** October 30, 2015, 08:29:27 PM »

gay's last response was still concise ya horsetooth jackass. come on w/ the come on and get down w/ the dicksuck ya wannabe lord jamar looser.

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #833 on:** October 30, 2015, 08:40:51 PM »

I once insulted David Blaine in a magazine and he emailed the publisher to tell him I was a piece of shit.

nick jedi sk8boarder · « **Reply #834 on:** October 31, 2015, 05:09:53 PM »

and tony hawk u still owe me the money

or maybe i should try and force your kids to go to public schools instead of private schools = as added interest u bitch tony

like my mother was going to force me to go to public re hab instead of private re hab (even though i dont have to go to re hab for any justfiable reason - my mother is just loony - because you wont pay me tony)

poopnutsupreme · « **Reply #835 on:** November 01, 2015, 11:27:01 AM »

Remember when Jedi was suppose to release some footage a few months ago but never did, even though he said all he had to do was upload it. Then he said he decided not to and was going to skate a some competition, I think around October, but it looks like that didn't happen. You're killing it Jedi! Fuck skating for fun!

tobey · « **Reply #836 on:** November 01, 2015, 11:44:56 AM »

Quote from: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 31, 2015, 05:09:53 PM

and tony hawk u still owe me the money

or maybe i should try and force your kids to go to public schools instead of private schools = as added interest u bitch tony

like my mother was going to force me to go to public re hab instead of private re hab (even though i dont have to go to re hab for any justfiable reason - my mother is just loony - because you wont pay me tony)

I refuse to believe Riley went to a private school, i bet he didn't even graduate high school

shark tits · « **Reply #837 on:** November 01, 2015, 03:27:20 PM »

Quote from: tobey on November 01, 2015, 11:44:56 AM

Quote from: nick jedi sk8boarder on October 31, 2015, 05:09:53 PM
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and tony hawk u still owe me the money

or maybe i should try and force your kids to go to public schools instead of private schools = as added interest u bitch tony

like my mother was going to force me to go to public re hab instead of private re hab (even though i dont have to go to re hab for any justfiable reason - my mother is just loony - because you wont pay me tony)
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I refuse to believe Riley went to a private school, i bet he didn't even graduate high school

true. and riley's parents didn't have a real good marriage. and riley's his real name.