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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #840 on: November 03, 2015, 09:12:29 AM »
well some posers just gave their opinions

but now for the news

jedi is currently under magical attack (again)

repeat jedi is currently undere magical attack (again)

jedi is currently using synthetic to counterattack the magic attack

but i soon might use once again for the 1st time in 6 months - magical cannabis to counterattack the magical attack

and as for aussie tv - they better stop lying about me and pay me or else usa will go to town on them and islam canada asia and the rest

but keep cool about this bit usa

some of aussie tv is fighting back and attackiing me magicaly - while they sniff their dope or shoot their dope and get naked

they'll bite it if their not carefull. usa doesnt like it when aussie tv full lie pattern attempts on usa

and canada s not impreesed either. theyve heard these lies before. well before

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #841 on: November 03, 2015, 09:26:32 AM »
I had a feeling you were under magical attack again Jedi. This sucks.

Keep your shields up and your mana full! We're rooting for you and casting runes too.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #842 on: November 03, 2015, 02:32:00 PM »
word

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #843 on: November 03, 2015, 02:58:40 PM »
this magical attack is interesting

jedi can beat it

but it is annoying

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #844 on: November 03, 2015, 03:08:43 PM »
how many hit points does your dwarf have, jedi?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #845 on: November 03, 2015, 03:22:54 PM »
as many as youve had ducksucks and farted on her afterwards

but annnoyling i to me man is while im under magical attack
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #846 on: November 04, 2015, 09:21:43 AM »
LOL I sniff my own butthole all the time is the king of ducksucks and farted on her afterwards maneuvers.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #847 on: November 04, 2015, 10:10:30 AM »
like 2packs who art in heaven, i get around

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #848 on: November 04, 2015, 12:50:00 PM »
Jedi if you keep smoking synthetic you are gonna die or get locked up, I've told you that before.  Just smoke actual weed it helps defend against magical attacks better.

Where are you living Jedi?
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #849 on: November 04, 2015, 12:55:58 PM »
I invented ducksucks and farting on her afterwards and GAY and butthole are bitches and they owe me money

u hear me GAY and butthole I invented ducksucks and u owe me m oney

WHERES MY DUCKSUCK AND FARTING ON HER AFTERWARDS MONEY BICHES

maybe i will force u to use the laundromat

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #850 on: November 04, 2015, 01:03:10 PM »
I invented ducksucks and farting on her afterwards and GAY and butthole are bitches and they owe me money

u hear me GAY and butthole I invented ducksucks and u owe me m oney

WHERES MY DUCKSUCK AND FARTING ON HER AFTERWARDS MONEY BICHES

maybe i will force u to use the laundromat
you got played son. me and your boy w/ the purple bike and the goatee are gonna scheme on college girls and get ducksucks while farting after and laugh about your royalties that will never come. golly, i wish you wouldn't make me hang out w/ that douche but the lengths i'll go for a gag and some sucksucks.

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #851 on: November 04, 2015, 01:38:04 PM »
please dont get carried away about that one of my comments.

back to the magical attack that was occurring.

it has backed off its attack - mostly

most of the time

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #852 on: November 04, 2015, 05:54:05 PM »
just a reminder - jediz facebook is viral in usa canada australia and is catching on in uk a nd nz and europe

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #853 on: November 11, 2015, 07:17:27 PM »
Jedi, please come work at the goldmine with me and use your magic to make our day easier

Starting pay is $33/hour plus travel, lodging and $150 a day liveout.

Love ya jedi😆

Christ, what the hell am I doing trying to teach kids how to read?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #854 on: November 11, 2015, 08:39:22 PM »
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Jedi, please come work at the goldmine with me and use your magic to make our day easier

Starting pay is $33/hour plus travel, lodging and $150 a day liveout.

Love ya jedi😆
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Christ, what the hell am I doing trying to teach kids how to read?


Noble job and a great cause. In all honesty you should make waaaay more then i do raping the earth with mathmatics and machines, and magic

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #855 on: November 16, 2015, 09:29:27 PM »
if you want the down low on the paris attacks just ckeck jediz facebooktimeline out since saturday

https://www.facebook.com/nick.buchanan.754

this was the 1st post after the paris attacks

sssssssssssooooooooo paris was attacked today

donte believe obama

the reason for paris terror attack was probably (not definite yet) an islam revenge attack for all this bullshit that is happening to jedi at the moment as well as a revenge attack for air strikes in syria and iraq

probably not definitely these people are the reason for paris attack

mapstone
my sisters julia and robyn and their bfriends and many of my family
my mother because hawk not paying me the money he owes me has made her go half crazy
my indian psych doctor dr banarjee
mitch robertom
tony hawk
kelly slater
hosoi
cab
lance mountain
and many of australias tv stars (now theyre favorite holiday big dick/dicksuck spot paris is now a no go zone for holidays with their sex buddys)

and canadian crew i know you'll word up your french cousins to the real scoop - just read jediz timeline
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #856 on: November 16, 2015, 10:09:51 PM »
You know Jedi usually I back you, but seriously wtf bro?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #857 on: November 17, 2015, 02:30:41 AM »
You know Jedi usually I back you, but seriously wtf bro?

The delusion of the world revolving around you, or the pain of acknowledging your cosmic insignificance?

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #858 on: November 17, 2015, 05:46:42 AM »
I knew it was Mapstone behind the attacks... that conniving bastard

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #859 on: November 17, 2015, 05:52:09 AM »
Nice going Mapstone

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #860 on: November 17, 2015, 12:13:16 PM »

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #861 on: November 17, 2015, 01:34:52 PM »

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #862 on: November 17, 2015, 04:29:14 PM »
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You know Jedi usually I back you, but seriously wtf bro?
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The delusion of the world revolving around you, or the pain of acknowledging your cosmic cosmetic insignificance?


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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #863 on: November 24, 2015, 09:06:14 PM »
jedi just did a train racing practice test today

and tomorrow ill be filming the real thing

my brother marcus will be the filmer

so = new jedi train racing clip out tomorrow yall

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #864 on: November 24, 2015, 09:15:08 PM »
i have footage of the practice test jedi did today of train racing on my brothers phone

but i a having trounle uplading it from my phone

maybe the practice run footage can be released tomorrow after i do the real train racing stunt

either way itll be the start of my season 5 of train racer

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #865 on: November 24, 2015, 10:21:35 PM »
got it now

here's the upload of my practice run today

keep in mind its just a practice run, not the real thing

you'll see the real thing tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYDd2kDmJco

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #866 on: November 24, 2015, 10:40:36 PM »
as you can see = practice is over. so is qualifying

and tomorrow its = the flags are up

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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #867 on: November 24, 2015, 10:49:49 PM »
once again = here's todays practice run

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYDd2kDmJco


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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #868 on: November 25, 2015, 12:37:28 AM »
and this song is especialy for those tv girls who thought theyd steal my milamber gandald merlin magic powers

now no big dick and shoppping in paris for u this christmas and new years eve

give u a little hint of what the song is

my heart is yearning but paris is burning
paris is ubrning all night long
my heart is dreaming but paris is screaming
paris is screaming all night long

well no more dreaming of big dick and or young models shopping and cocaine and heroin in paris for u heaps of australian tv girls

here's the song

and here's to the brave soldiers of islam that defended jedi from having his magic stolen by heaps of australian tv men and women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqWzfH71Bww
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Re: Nick Jedi
« Reply #869 on: November 25, 2015, 01:22:40 AM »
and herer's jedi in his racing gear