Nick Jedi

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

REMEMBER HAWK AND SLATER

THE MORE TIME YOU TAKE TO PAY THE MONEY THAT U OWE ME

AND THE MORE THAT THE PRICE GOES UP

DONT LET THE PRICE GET TO 210 MILLION SLATER

DONT LET THE PRICE GET TO 140 MILLION HAWK

OR ELSE

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

AND SLATER AND HAWK IF THE PRICE GETS TO 210 AND 140 MILLION

ILL SEND YOUR ASSES TO WORK IN THE KITCHEN AT A RESTERAUNT LIKE I HAD TO WHEN I WAS 21 AND 22 - AT THAT TIME I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PRO SKATER - ONE OF THE BEST IN THE WORLD

BUT SLATER AND HAWK TRIED TO SCAM ME BACK THEN

WELL ALL YOUR TORQUAY GIRLS ARE MINE SLATER

EVEN THE TEENAGERS

SO TRY SCAM THAT SLATER

THE TORQUAY GIRLS ALL DISLIKE U NOW SLATER

ITS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JEDI TELLS THEM THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR SCAMMING ASS

[GeorgeHanson]

Hey Jedi,

Thoughts on Danny Way?

ps: Shane O'neill has a backyard skatepark and a sports car.

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

like ive said before george hanson

danny way is just a kid that got his ass kicked by hosoi back in the 90's

nothing more and nothing less

and shane oneil is just an average street skater that gets paid and laid

nothing more and nothing less

jedi is greatest skater in history

not danny way

or shane oneil

they can just keep gettin paid and laid for all i care

they cant touch my boots at skating

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

just face it slater

i could take all your girls away from u - all over the world

[asakusa75]

Judy....any thoughts on Spanly or Khakis?

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

nah  man no comment

we r getting away from the subjrct material

which is

hawk and slater didnt pay up

now they owe me 5 million between them

[tobey]

Might as well let Tracer be a PAL now. Worst people are becoming pals, except for Skatan. That dude rules

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Whenever I hear Australians talk about how long it's been since they've had a mass shooting I think about Jedi and smile

[OldmanEpic]

Damn i got reset before jedi 😂😂😂😂

Sick ISIS on the jedi, do it now!

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

i told u already old man epic

its not "isis" thats with the jedi against bush obama hawk slater gates branson etc

its "nearly the whole of islam" thats with the jedi

not isis

[ducky darnsworth]

Might as well let Tracer be a PAL now. Worst people are becoming pals, except for Skatan. That dude rules

wait, how the hell do you become a pal anyway, i never quite understood how that works.

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

example 1

my heart is yearning but paris is burning
all night long
my heart is dreaming but paris is screaming
all night long

so dont pay me hawk and slater and by defacto keep putting me in psych ward

and see what islam does

to ya muhney

to ya money

ya money wont last long mutherfuckers obush obama hawk slater gates branson etc

[GeorgeHanson]

I'm not sure you understand how negotiations like this work, Jedi.

Maybe use more Jedi mind tricks. See if that works better.

[GeorgeHanson]

Whenever I hear Australians talk about how long it's been since they've had a mass shooting I think about Jedi and smile

Hawk and Slater live in the US, loser. If Jedi's shooting up anywhere its Huntington beach.

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

huntingtons cool

but if you look at the map of melbourne bay and the map of LA bay

ul notice that morninton is in the exact same spot as newport beach

and ul notice that williamstown is in the exact same spot as malibu

so its oc all the way

but reppin out to the whole bay area in LA

surf and skate on

but dont forget santa cruz either - they released a range of star wars boards because of the jedi

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

and i bet noone in LA has ever skated all the way from malibu to newport beach at night in one go

like jedi has skated all the way from pt melbourne (basically the next suburb to williamstown) to mornington at night

which way is scarier do you think? malibu to newport? or newport to malibu? at night

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

oh i understand how negotiations like this work

you take all slaters girls away from him and then watch him cry and sook

muscly hunky sex god slater crying

well how about that

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

off the richkter

mapstone how much do u get paid per year

mapstone where do you get to jetset all over the world to for free

mapstone y is jedi not on the vans video

mapstone y does cab and george lucas think they can rip me off with the vans star wars shoes scam and get away with it

mapstone y cant jedi have children  - because he cant afford it

mapstone y do u have children - because u rip skaters like me off to get your paycheck







BECAUSE MAPSTONE IVE NOTICED

I DO ALL THE WORK

AND U GET LAID








FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL WHERE ALL THE REST OF YOUR BUST ASS HOME BOYS DWELL



BECAUSE NOONE TRUSTS U ANYMORE MAPSTONE


AUS USA CANADA UK EUROPE NZ AND ASIA BELIEVE MY TRUTH MAPSTONE

NOT YOUR LIES




LIKE IS SAID


I DO ALL THE WORK

AND U GET LAID

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

just ask tas pappas if mapstone tried to scam jedi. pappas will tell u he did !

off the richkter

mapstone how much do u get paid per year

mapstone where do you get to jetset all over the world to for free

mapstone y is jedi not on the vans video

mapstone y does cab and george lucas think they can rip me off with the vans star wars shoes scam and get away with it

mapstone y cant jedi have children  - because he cant afford it

mapstone y do u have children - because u rip skaters like me off to get your paycheck







BECAUSE MAPSTONE IVE NOTICED

I DO ALL THE WORK

AND U GET LAID








FUCK OFF BACK TO HELL WHERE ALL THE REST OF YOUR BUST ASS HOME BOYS DWELL



BECAUSE NOONE TRUSTS U ANYMORE MAPSTONE


AUS USA CANADA UK EUROPE NZ AND ASIA BELIEVE MY TRUTH MAPSTONE

NOT YOUR LIES




LIKE IS SAID


I DO ALL THE WORK

AND U GET LAID

[GeorgeHanson]

oh i understand how negotiations like this work

you take all slaters girls away from him and then watch him cry and sook

muscly hunky sex god slater crying

well how about that

Are you gay?

[asakusa75]

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oh i understand how negotiations like this work

you take all slaters girls away from him and then watch him cry and sook

muscly hunky sex god slater crying

well how about that

[close]

Are you gay?

Jody on Gay...confirmed.

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

no im not gay

are you?




but on the other hand im not really interested in girls

they are too money hungry

only a brother with money can be their man


only a sista thats a slut would chase the paper

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

put it this way

now that jedi is on tv = girls will fuck me for free

but 12 yrs ago when i was a pastry chef and the best skater in the world (but with no sponsors or high income)
no girl would touch me

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

man i dont even get laid with my usual 1 call girl a year anymore

[nowell]

It's concerning that this isn't the stupidest thing i've read on slap today

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

every day i take more and more of your girls away from you slater

australian girls

LA girls

miami girls

new york girls

sisco girls

chicago girls

uk girls

european girls

and even hawaii girls (but the hawaii girls are for hawaii - not for slater or jedi - u understand)

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

hi nowell cuntm8

i see u lurking there u famous cunt

what do u think of paris attack

puts to shame martin place attack doesnt it man

teaches slater and hawk to pay up

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

slater all u get laid with anyway are needle drug addict holywood actors and models

who wants that shit

i dont want to watch my girlfriend hit up before i fuck her

but u have slater

u do it all the time

[nick jedi sk8boarder]

cuntm8 its concerning that u find this stupid

but since im ur superior cuntm8

take the hint

mapstone would scam u too

and make u do all the work

while he gets laid