Whacking off in your car

[white rapper]

Does anyone else ever whack off in their car? Sometimes when I'm on the road and im alone and I have the urge to rub one off, I just park somewhere secluded, go on pornhub on my phone, whip out my dick and u know what. I am posting just to confirm that Im not the only one

[Grampa]

Why would you do that when you could just swing by a rest stop and have someone else do it for you with their mouth?

[poopnutsupreme]

Why would you do that when you could just swing by a rest stop and have someone else do it for you with their mouth?

grampa always gives the best advice

[perverted super otaku!]

Maybe you could try wankin to that fat chick you work with in your car, mellow you out on lunch's and make your shifts more exciting

[spool of cord]

I used to on the road, made the boring ass commute to work more bearable, but once I got a car w/ standard transmission it became a real pain in the ass

[smellyweeny]

Why park? Sex is always better with an element of danger. Even when it's by yourself

[Rusty_Berrings]

Why park? Sex is always better with an element of danger. Even when it's by yourself

one time i was on a class trip in high school and the bus drove passed this plumber in his van on a bridge. he definitely seemed used to beating off in traffic at 8 am. 

[max power]

can't dry jack, not an option.

[Seamus_McShamebag]

I have a bit of an issue in that anytime I hear a Josh Groban song it triggers the involuntary reaction of tossing the jump ball at my 5 on 1 basketball tourney.  It doesn't matter if I am at Panera Bread, TJ Maxx or sitting in my Prius...it's game on and it's not over until the backboard is shattered. 

Thanks for the memories Josh.  You have the voice of a cherub and shout out to Scotchgard.

[4LOM]

Truck drivers are probably beat off maniacs

[franquietits]

Not quite a car whack-off story, but I swear: 2003-ish some kid in my middle school threw his jacket over him in the last 5-10 mins of downtime our teacher would sometimes give us at the end of class & went to town whilst sitting leaned back in his desk. I only witnessed it once, but a few other students seen him do it before in other classes. No one noticed it at first, then it silently spread like wildfire and kind of elicited more laughs than shock/disgust. No one dared to confront him, not even the teacher. It wasn't consistent hand motion, it was more like slower sporadic bursts every 5 seconds punching through his jacket.  It was obvious, but it still made u do a double take.
In his defense, I sat next to him earlier that year (before I knew of his class time guilty pleasure) & he was an alright dude. He wore steel toe boots.

[Rafiki]

Not quite a car whack-off story, but I swear: 2003-ish some kid in my middle school threw his jacket over him in the last 5-10 mins of downtime our teacher would sometimes give us at the end of class & went to town whilst sitting leaned back in his desk. I only witnessed it once, but a few other students seen him do it before in other classes. No one noticed it at first, then it silently spread like wildfire and kind of elicited more laughs than shock/disgust. No one dared to confront him, not even the teacher. It wasn't consistent hand motion, it was more like slower sporadic bursts every 5 seconds punching through his jacket.  It was obvious, but it still made u do a double take.
In his defense, I sat next to him earlier that year (before I knew of his class time guilty pleasure) & he was an alright dude. He wore steel toe boots.

My good friends older brother also used to do this but he was in highschool not middle so its a bit stranger. Would beat off in his huge leather jacket. He got punched in the face for it once.

[Tracer]

Beating off in your car isnt any weirder than beating off at home. I just don't do it because you feel depressed the rest of the day, what goes up must come down

[Seamus_McShamebag]

I'd like to warn any of the inexperienced dudes that if you you decide to give it a go while you're driving that it's generally easy enough to toss your wad out of the window but make sure the backseat window is closed. Otherwise, your backseat and rear window will end up looking like a painter's radio.  I learned this lesson the hard way on a road trip.

It was my turn to drive and I was pretty proud having managed to knock one out undetected.  Well, aside from a few involuntary grunts during the moment of reckoning.  As I regained my composure I realized that the dude in the backseat was screaming like a stuck pig.  Apparently the shot went out the window and then immediately returned in the back window and zeroed in on his eye.  He later recounted that the experience felt like getting shot by a pepper spray soaked golf ball.  To this day, I still can't look the dude straight in the eye when I see him.  Maybe it's because the incident left him with an extremely distracting lazy eye but either way I carry a lot of guilt over the whole deal. As a precaution now I ask passengers to wear OSHA approved saftey goggles when they ride with me and it's never an easy conversation to have.

[brycickle]

I used to on the road, made the boring ass commute to work more bearable, but once I got a car w/ standard transmission it became a real pain in the ass

Wait...I think I see what you did there...

[chillout]

only semi related, but I was on the tennis team freshman year of highschool and this sadistic motherfucker jerked it and came on a kid who was sleeping on the bus on the way to a meet. people filmed it too, like full dick out. don't know how we didn't end up on the news or some shit

[ROCKxADIO420]

my pal from college used to do it all the time. until the one time he didnt get so lucky #just5seconds #itcanwait #jerkanddrive

[white rapper]

Beating off in your car isnt any weirder than beating off at home. I just don't do it because you feel depressed the rest of the day, what goes up must come down

Beating off isn't weird at all. It is a natural instinct

[Grampa]

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Beating off in your car isnt any weirder than beating off at home. I just don't do it because you feel depressed the rest of the day, what goes up must come down

[close]

Beating off isn't weird at all. It is a natural instinct

No, you're wrong it's a SIN.

[GAY]

Thread of the year? This SLAPPER says YES!

[Wizard Fight]

what goes up must come down

[GoodguyEh]

[tobey]

http://www.xvideos.com/video6176283/the_infamous_mia_malkova
step your game up pussies (3:20)

[Wall of Nausea]

can't dry jack, not an option.

yeah you need raw/lunch meat

[franquietits]

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Beating off in your car isnt any weirder than beating off at home. I just don't do it because you feel depressed the rest of the day, what goes up must come down

[close]

Beating off isn't weird at all. It is a natural instinct

Instinct? yeah...Killer instinct!!!

Driving whilst orgasmed is comparable to having .05 blood alcohol level content. It impairs your judgment.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

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Beating off in your car isnt any weirder than beating off at home. I just don't do it because you feel depressed the rest of the day, what goes up must come down

[close]

Beating off isn't weird at all. It is a natural instinct

[close]

Instinct? yeah...Killer instinct!!!

Driving whilst orgasmed is comparable to having .05 blood alcohol level content. It impairs your judgment.

aaaah, so thats the reason why i pass out after jacking off drunk.

[Coastal Fever]

I'd like to warn any of the inexperienced dudes that if you you decide to give it a go while you're driving that it's generally easy enough to toss your wad out of the window but make sure the backseat window is closed. Otherwise, your backseat and rear window will end up looking like a painter's radio.  I learned this lesson the hard way on a road trip.

It was my turn to drive and I was pretty proud having managed to knock one out undetected.  Well, aside from a few involuntary grunts during the moment of reckoning.  As I regained my composure I realized that the dude in the backseat was screaming like a stuck pig.  Apparently the shot went out the window and then immediately returned in the back window and zeroed in on his eye.  He later recounted that the experience felt like getting shot by a pepper spray soaked golf ball.  To this day, I still can't look the dude straight in the eye when I see him.  Maybe it's because the incident left him with an extremely distracting lazy eye but either way I carry a lot of guilt over the whole deal. As a precaution now I ask passengers to wear OSHA approved saftey goggles when they ride with me and it's never an easy conversation to have.

poty

[johnes]

I've done it while driving a few times. Set the cruise control.

[white rapper]

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Beating off in your car isnt any weirder than beating off at home. I just don't do it because you feel depressed the rest of the day, what goes up must come down

[close]

Beating off isn't weird at all. It is a natural instinct

[close]

Instinct? yeah...Killer instinct!!!

Driving whilst orgasmed is comparable to having .05 blood alcohol level content. It impairs your judgment.

dude u dont do it while driving, u park up and then do it

[4LOM]

Truck drivers are probably beat off maniacs

Yeah, but i don't know if that makes me more or less interested in that job.