Zombie Survival Plan

[Monty Burns]

With all the zombie comics/ games / movies and shows I thought about making this thread for abit

I put some thought into this one boring rainy day .  Avoid the big citys and go out into the woods , try to set up in some cave with heavy foliage and camouflage . Main focus on living alone , hunting , fishing and living of nature .

Try to stock up so you wouldnt have to leave the cave area

For weapons and stuff , sniping keeping distance and good for hunting  , M4 everything with a sound suppressor . Mostly avoiding all humans and zombies

So lets see who wants to play





https://innawoods.net/

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www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL615E9D99BDE970FF&v=H1DNi0Ut1Vo

[Tufty]

Never understood why the zombie thing is that popular.

[JB]

Never understood why the zombie thing is that popular.

[ice nine]

cuz it's the closest thing to philosophy that simps like Monty burns can understand

[abudabi]

meh i can understand the appeal. spend your days hunting and raiding stores? im down.

[Jared]

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Never understood why the zombie thing is that popular.

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[Monty Burns]

cuz it's the closest thing to philosophy that simps like Monty burns can understand

that hurt man , I know we dont always agree on things but no need for insults

[landCow]

Top tips if you find yourself in a zombie apocalypse:
Take car, go to Mum's, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

[Rusty_Berrings]

Zombies? Never heard of em.

[Paco Supreme]

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Never understood why the zombie thing is that popular.

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Seriously, who would really wanna live in a world where the dead walk about. fuck every little bit of that

[ROCKxADIO420]

itd be the best if you were dead though

[shit_for_brains]

My plan for any apocalyptic disaster is the same. Suicide.

[KING TUT]

I'm not to far from a major lake system with islands and shit so I would be heading that way. i'd raid some farmhouses or anything that wasn't too risky for rifles, bows, seeds and all that shit maybe get me a kayak and hope to fuck zombies don't float. I wouldn't have one base I'd have a few spread out around strategic locations with weapon and food reserves. I don't think i'd fuck with caves unless there were other exits.

wow this shit is easy to think on, i could totally become one of those prepper weirdos

[Omamori]

I'd head to Costco. No windows, they have everything you need, and its well built.

[JB]

I'd head to Costco. No windows, they have everything you need, and its well built.

they got some bomb pizza too. that would be my first move.

[Dengles]

I'd head to Costco. No windows, they have everything you need, and its well built.

Good plan, but there's one problem, everyone with in a 50 mile radius of that Costco is going to be heading there or Outdoor World. 

[EXTRA SPICY]

I'd steal a bunch of go pros, put them on all the mounts they make (chest, head, etc) Masturbate to 1000+ loads on film, and then kill myself in a secluded mansion of high demand during the apocalypse in a way that i would respond as the undead alone.

Then someone would kill me and review the footage.







Hella dope.

[posguy]

this is why you have bug out kits, I'm grabbing suppressed pistol and rifle, 9mm and 5.56, military plate carrier since carrying all that will become a million times easier, ruck sack with food, water and supplies, medical, water purifying tablets, and head out into the forest. Probably head south a little just so it's easier to live outside for an extended amount of time.