Lol @bloody Matt. Calgary is fun, cruise the downtown core at night and you'll find some fun stuff. Go skate the towns surrounding Calgary like Airdrie, Cochrane and Okotoks (especially the first two have great parks, Airdrie has kinda odd locals). Mills downtown is fun and it's how you'll meet people that'll show you where to go. Also if you're looking to entertain yourself hit hip hop night at broken city or fly trap Friday's at HiFi. If you're heading that direction Banff has a super fun mini ramp, you can usually bring beers and a BBQ there cause it's secluded. Canmore park is also pretty fun on your way to Banff.