Went on a long walk with my buddy down the railroad tracks one day, way way down we come across a wooden spool (minus the chord). Thought it would make a nice addition to the skatepark so we rolled it a mile or so down the tracks back into town. As we were rolling it down mainstreet a bunch of people came out to see what the hell we were we doing.
it wasn't a very practical object to skate, and some hippie guy ended up coming along one day and stealing it in order to make a homemade windmill. pretty weak story/username