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Re: Your username
« Reply #31 on: July 23, 2015, 05:51:07 AM »
Like all little boys, I wanted to be an insect headed robot bounty hunter with a red dick tattoo on my chest:



And now I live my dreams on a skateboard message board

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Re: Your username
« Reply #32 on: July 23, 2015, 06:10:59 AM »
I tried to login one day after Slap went through some sort of update with the forum and my 5 year old account was no longer active. While registering there was an ad for a UFC fight featuring a dude named Yushin Okami and I thought, "that's as good a name as any"
We all know you have two sexy anthropomorphic wolves who buttfuck each other on the bottom of your board.

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Re: Your username
« Reply #33 on: July 23, 2015, 06:12:18 AM »
my chinese sign, and the lack of imagination which follows from it
« Last Edit: July 23, 2015, 06:14:11 AM by the snake »

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Re: Your username
« Reply #34 on: July 23, 2015, 06:34:55 AM »
When my brother and I would play left4dead a lot we noticed that there were a lot of older sounding dudes who would try to over strategize and were just general fun vacuums, so we started calling them internet dads and would be really insolent towards them. Then we made a theme song for them, then I changed my steam name to "internetdaddy" because I thought it was creepy and funny. Then I found SLAP. I wish I could change it because in retrospect it makes me sound like I'm some internet BDSM roleplay person but oh well.
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Re: Your username
« Reply #35 on: July 23, 2015, 08:36:40 AM »
When this dude in the anime "Welcome to the NHK", gets a chance with this chick he knows well, gets her back to his house only to reveal in dramatic fashion that while she may think he mild mannered and geeky, he's really a "perverted super otaku" tearing down sheets that reveal all of his models and weird dolls and shit, she slaps him and runs out crying, all the while his conspiracy obsessed shut-in neighbor and friend is filming from the loft, its powerful  :'(  :P  :D






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Re: Your username
« Reply #36 on: July 23, 2015, 08:42:01 AM »
my user name was supposed to be sweethair but it got mixed up with other name that the regitstration process required me to come up with which was givecigstosurfgroms.  oh well
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Re: Your username
« Reply #37 on: July 23, 2015, 09:29:04 AM »
I'm usually a piece of shit but I try to be positive instead

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Re: Your username
« Reply #38 on: July 23, 2015, 10:19:39 AM »
I'm usually a piece of shit but I try to be positive instead

For some reason I always thought your username was a reference to being HIV positive. 
ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook

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Re: Your username
« Reply #39 on: July 23, 2015, 10:22:59 AM »
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I'm usually a piece of shit but I try to be positive instead
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For some reason I always thought your username was a reference to being HIV positive. 

I thought it was short for "poser guy"

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Re: Your username
« Reply #40 on: July 23, 2015, 11:16:48 AM »
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I'm usually a piece of shit but I try to be positive instead
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For some reason I always thought your username was a reference to being HIV positive. 
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I thought it was short for "poser guy"

Both actually. I followed tracer from a rollerblading forum

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Re: Your username
« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2015, 11:47:36 AM »
Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.

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Re: Your username
« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2015, 11:49:50 AM »
17th century african american politicians

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Re: Your username
« Reply #43 on: July 23, 2015, 12:07:59 PM »
Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
Ooohh. Pretty good.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Your username
« Reply #44 on: July 23, 2015, 12:08:58 PM »
Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
oh damn and here i am thinking you're a fucking cash register the whole fucking time.

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Re: Your username
« Reply #45 on: July 23, 2015, 12:13:15 PM »
i thought you were unsheathing a sword

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Re: Your username
« Reply #46 on: July 23, 2015, 12:44:29 PM »
i liked Arto Saari when i was 15

so naturally at 03:50:51 AM, November 26, 2005 i made my name iwishilivedinfinland.  



it was a very 15 year old thing to do, and i've been running with it (and the same avatar) since

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Re: Your username
« Reply #47 on: July 23, 2015, 01:05:42 PM »
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Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
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oh damn and here i am thinking you're a fucking cash register the whole fucking time.

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Re: Your username
« Reply #48 on: July 23, 2015, 01:44:46 PM »
When I was younger me and a group of friends loved watching the movie Dude Wheres My Car stoned. It was one of our favs to watch that we would remember every line of the movie. In the movie there's a scene that goes like this:

Jesse: Who's Johnny Potsmoker?
Chester: Oh ,that's my alter ego.
Jesse: Wait, I thought Johnny Potsmoker was MY alter ego.
Chester: No. Yours is Smokey McPott.
Jesse: Oh yeah.

But while i was reciting the line I wrongfully said Monkey Mcpott versus Smokey Mcpott. Next thing you know every time we would watch the movie everyone would start saying Monkey Mcpott and it became this big thing where we would laugh every time. So yeah....Goodtimes.

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Re: Your username
« Reply #49 on: July 23, 2015, 02:15:02 PM »
After I focused my old account about five years ago I decided to make a new one and I couldn't think a good one. My actual website username that I log in with is NattyMight but after some thinking I thought that would be incredibly stupid so I chose planman for my forum handle instead. Of course this account doesn't seem five years old because bitch ass slap reset my post count when I got to 998
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I saw your mom do a ollie to cooch drop straight down the big black pole, it was gnarly. she defiantly shut that shit down

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Re: Your username
« Reply #50 on: July 23, 2015, 02:56:09 PM »
ODB says it in Da Mystery of Chessboxin on 36 Chambers.
It's also what I try to do here on the board: give props where props are due; keep the vibes high. Note "try". Can't help but talk a little shit here and there too.

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Re: Your username
« Reply #51 on: July 23, 2015, 02:58:06 PM »

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"I got a fever and the only prescription is more Cadillac Ranch Dressing." - Jereme Rogers

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Re: Your username
« Reply #52 on: July 23, 2015, 03:40:12 PM »
Can't get enough of this stuff

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Re: Your username
« Reply #53 on: July 23, 2015, 03:43:17 PM »

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Re: Your username
« Reply #54 on: July 23, 2015, 04:11:13 PM »
ODB says it in Da Mystery of Chessboxin on 36 Chambers.
Gotta stand up and be somebody!

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Re: Your username
« Reply #55 on: July 23, 2015, 06:40:06 PM »
I'm a jerk.
Because you can't kill and idea, and we will not be ruled!

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Re: Your username
« Reply #56 on: July 23, 2015, 08:12:57 PM »
Mine is a fairly obscure simpsons reference. In the episode about Jebediah Springfield a group of settlers see a buffalo and remark:

"It's some sort of land cow"

That's interesting. A group of friends and I were just talking about the existence of hill cows. They have different sized legs, depending on where on the hill they stand. It becomes a major issue when speaking in evolutionary terms.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Your username
« Reply #57 on: July 23, 2015, 09:02:21 PM »
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Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
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oh damn and here i am thinking you're a fucking cash register the whole fucking time.
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Re: Your username
« Reply #58 on: July 23, 2015, 09:19:13 PM »
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Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
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oh damn and here i am thinking you're a fucking cash register the whole fucking time.
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Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Your username
« Reply #59 on: July 23, 2015, 10:07:43 PM »
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Its the sound of trucks grinding a handrail.
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oh damn and here i am thinking you're a fucking cash register the whole fucking time.
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ill murray, can you remind me why you think im a kook