Author Topic: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum  (Read 4790 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

perverted super otaku!

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4557
  • Rep: -211
  • "Needless to say, I had the last laugh."
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2015, 06:03:19 AM »
so much good laughs, can't pick one


hahahahaha!
That is quite jokes, but what kinda sick freak drinks black coffee with a salad..?

Yushin Okami

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 693
  • Rep: 97
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2015, 06:22:12 AM »
I forget dudes name but I remember laughing really hard when something "tigers" wrote "Slap Pals" on his balls for a link to Fully Flared
staining niggas homework wit his buttjuice

zeepers

  • Guest
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2015, 06:48:03 AM »
so much good laughs, can't pick one


hahahahaha!
That is quite jokes, but what kinda sick freak drinks black coffee with a salad..?

any female that drinks black coffee with a salad is a total freak in the best way possible, but then again, maybe it's some sort of kombucha. she gives me kombucha vibes.

Dirtymac

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1028
  • Rep: -54
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2015, 08:13:48 AM »
In true confessions Abudabi was railing some guy for not washing his hands after pissing........."you're going around touching people's stuff with your dick hands"....no idea why but this cracked me the fuck up...
"Never talk shit about a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way you're a mile away AND you've got his shoes"

JB

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 7288
  • Rep: 627
  • Rusty Berrings Roll Forever
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2015, 09:03:58 AM »
In true confessions Abudabi was railing some guy for not washing his hands after pissing........."you're going around touching people's stuff with your dick hands"....no idea why but this cracked me the fuck up...


that was me. id def. change my user name to dick hands if i could.

"spanly of disorer" has me laughing way too hard for way too long.

this one the other day got me going.

http://www.ebbets.com/category/Authentic-Flannel-Baseball-Jerseys

Nipponese Allstars?  Hawaii Chinese?  Too me at least that's about as funny as the Gay Homos......

would DEF buy a gay homos jersey


#69 ofc


that super long quote that ran in the stereo/welcome beef thread was pretty good too.
lots of laughs on here.

chockfullofthat

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4608
  • Rep: 155
  • definitely.
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2015, 09:40:41 AM »
I enjoy laughing at Commercial D

zeepers

  • Guest
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2015, 10:09:50 AM »
In true confessions Abudabi was railing some guy for not washing his hands after pissing........."you're going around touching people's stuff with your dick hands"....no idea why but this cracked me the fuck up...


that was me. id def. change my user name to dick hands if i could.

"spanly of disorer" has me laughing way too hard for way too long.

this one the other day got me going.

http://www.ebbets.com/category/Authentic-Flannel-Baseball-Jerseys

Nipponese Allstars?  Hawaii Chinese?  Too me at least that's about as funny as the Gay Homos......

would DEF buy a gay homos jersey


#69 ofc


that super long quote that ran in the stereo/welcome beef thread was pretty good too.
lots of laughs on here.

got a link to that stereo/welcome beef thread by chance? I remember reading it when it first popped up but lost track of it before it got good I guess.

rfox

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3341
  • Rep: 286
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2015, 10:22:05 AM »
Probably the Vov Vurnquist/Chris Hansen Rap Battles.  Those were the best.

Best one:

First of all, Hanz, you cant be writing this shit
Vov can spit a rhyme with his mouth on a tit
straight off the dome and out the tip of my dick
come all over this snitches face, gizm ropes extra thick

Christopher Hanz, youd best to watch lil mama
Vov creepin in your house, blown off GHB and marijuana
she beggin for the schlong, Vov got her sweatin like in the sauna
legs spread and grasping wood like she was doin Benihanas

before the Green King of Procreation wifey had never known anal penetration
that bitch turned Girls Gone Wild like she reside in College Station
gave booty hole a promotion and sent that coochie on vacation
Vov freed up her brown kids like the Emancipation Proclamation

 
Sincerely,
 Some Square Ass Business 

http://www.slapmagazine.com/component/option,com_jfusion/Itemid,4/index.php?topic=30294.30

JB

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 7288
  • Rep: 627
  • Rusty Berrings Roll Forever
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2015, 10:59:12 AM »
got a link to that stereo/welcome beef thread by chance? I remember reading it when it first popped up but lost track of it before it got good I guess.

here you go. if this quote could somehow be turned into a board graphic, id definitely buy it.

Is it possible to work Boston and Boston skaters into this argument somehow?


or maybe we can talk about how welcome didnt actually invent the shaped board. thats one of my favorites.
nike
highwaters

Street League

JESUS WAS BLACK

Mohammed.
The guy who owns welcome executed a black kid.
a screwdriver and a brick

Now he gost
of

ben reamer's sister

Mediocre Pappalardo Instagram footage.

Gino shopping cart
Staba being a cunt

no not ever
Aidan Clarks grandma
Dylan. Reider.

Leaked Sheckler part.

FREE MAX B
Koston's instagram
post a fit
arne stein
guy killed justin pierce
danny way
puleo cellar doors.
Cut onion
gost
photoshopped image involving jason dill 360ing that ditch hip, alex olson, pops, bear falling out of tree, and abdias doing a wallride
Kyle Robinson
large farva
organikarls shoe sponsor
Another Tracer thread
I could see them on Krooked
Supreme kids
What's this I hear about B.A. being gay?
Blastoise
Wall ride or bank ride?
DIY
Solange's one foots

My posse's on Broadway
Jake Johnson Pals Questions
Gino of Chocolate?
Will Easily account focus
All red erythang
Forced Style
garrett hill falling over with coffee/wearing half, red half black pants
microbrew
#noboxlogo
go to tricks, gay
Seinfeld
Hey kid, I'm a computer!

Nevermore!

eric's ass/ tits pic
triangles
lantern pole

lisa needs braces
Of chocolate
skaters' rap careers

Why is Daniel Castillo still pro?
Why isn't Dennis Durrant pro?
Andrew Langi doing a FS nosegrind on the megaramp

Berrics and Scientology

Brown cords with half cabs
Stop posting
wenning is fat

This is gone all pear shaped
this footage is sped up

Campaigning for SOTY

Nyjah's dad
Spitfire vs. Bones
does anybody else frequently think theyre done wiping only to shit once more?

suck a dick morty
just another half cab rip off
Cory Kennedy off a sponsor he isn't actually off of
Gils tats

take the s out of https

Erica Yary

web clips are lame but want to see them
Keelan Dadd is starting a board company out of Pharmacy.

OMG! where did you get that seinfeld sticker?

PM Please!

doomstation55

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4529
  • Rep: 293
  • ಠ_ಠ
    • [b]TEAM DOOM MS 2018[/b]
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2015, 11:10:47 AM »
I always laughed at the bbnewbn guy saying he was gonna ban people from their local shop
any nick jedi anything
tobey wanting to fake his death so he didn't have to talk to a high school girl he met on tinder
rainbow_equality

edit:

Whatever happened to aiden clarke i think his name was? He did shitty youtube reviews of zero stuff, but I don't think the poster was actually him.

Brandon

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1893
  • Rep: 275
  • how can it be? she's a...boy!
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2015, 11:21:30 AM »
No holds barred, til labias say "free us"
then its straight to your kids' school, wine coolers in the Prius
always got a kick out of seeing this vov excerpt in kilgore's sig, i'd laugh about it even while away from the computer. i thought that vov could have easily worked in something about laban pheidias since "labias/free us" echoes his name nicely. prius reference aligns with his devout vegetarianism in the second video too:


« Last Edit: August 06, 2015, 02:22:12 PM by Brandon »

ttching!

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4527
  • Rep: 65216
  • Smilin' Mercenary
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2015, 12:26:54 PM »
Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.
Do you know why anyone would want you dead?

They're homosexuals that want to have sex with me but got no game. Literally. One even straight up offered me 2 grand and a pair of Nikes. Sorry niggas, but I'm not going to prostitute myself. You wanna get with this here you gotta be genuine, not some sleazy ass nigga throwing money in the air like it's gay pride confetti.

perverted super otaku!

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4557
  • Rep: -211
  • "Needless to say, I had the last laugh."
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2015, 12:31:25 PM »
Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.
Do you know why anyone would want you dead?

They're homosexuals that want to have sex with me but got no game. Literally. One even straight up offered me 2 grand and a pair of Nikes. Sorry niggas, but I'm not going to prostitute myself. You wanna get with this here you gotta be genuine, not some sleazy ass nigga throwing money in the air like it's gay pride confetti.
legendary

JB

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 7288
  • Rep: 627
  • Rusty Berrings Roll Forever
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2015, 12:41:38 PM »
Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.
Do you know why anyone would want you dead?

They're homosexuals that want to have sex with me but got no game. Literally. One even straight up offered me 2 grand and a pair of Nikes. Sorry niggas, but I'm not going to prostitute myself. You wanna get with this here you gotta be genuine, not some sleazy ass nigga throwing money in the air like it's gay pride confetti.
legendary


so good.

Monkey_Mcpott

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3523
  • Rep: 160
  • Go buy a Ryan Lay board!
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2015, 12:48:27 PM »
Soo many. The Ave photshop one was great and non stop laughs, also the abdias rivera wallride one was good. I recently lughed for a few days watching this nonstop that somebody posted.




Yushin Okami

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 693
  • Rep: 97
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2015, 12:51:55 PM »
tobey wanting to fake his death so he didn't have to talk to a high school girl he met on tinder.

Fuck I forgot about this!
staining niggas homework wit his buttjuice

Baron Samedi

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2957
  • Rep: 230
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2015, 01:08:55 PM »
I'm sure I've laughed harder than this but the most recent one that comes to mind was right when the Fappening hit and shit_for_brains said something to the effect of "this is good, this is real good. i hope my wife goes to bed early tonight so i can see how close i can get to ripping my dick off"

zeepers

  • Guest
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2015, 01:22:55 PM »
Been getting a bunch of death threats over the past couple days and a suspicious vehicle showed up right near my house (i live on a dirt road without many houses on it) this morning and some fat old dude got out wearing all black and looked in my general direction. I ducked into some trees, but couldn't get a license plate number before he zoomed off. Wouldn't have mind reporting him to the local authorities.
Do you know why anyone would want you dead?

They're homosexuals that want to have sex with me but got no game. Literally. One even straight up offered me 2 grand and a pair of Nikes. Sorry niggas, but I'm not going to prostitute myself. You wanna get with this here you gotta be genuine, not some sleazy ass nigga throwing money in the air like it's gay pride confetti.
legendary


so good.

wow. gold.

ttching!

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4527
  • Rep: 65216
  • Smilin' Mercenary
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2015, 01:34:05 PM »
My girlfriend is in the hospital from a car crash. Both knees are bound up in those giant boots they give people with fucked up legs. The doctor needed her to pee (idk why, but whatever), positions a bedpan under her butt and leaves the room so she can have privacy, at which point my girlfriend says "Eat me out, that always makes me have to pee". I'm a bit apprehensive since we're in a hospital but then my mind thinks "When else will a situation like this occur?" so I go for it. As I'm doing it the doctor comes back in the room to check and see if she's pissed or not and just sees me going to town on her. I'm kicked out of the hospital for the day and now I'm kind of nervous to go back there.

MeanestCleanestPenis

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 456
  • Rep: 36
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2015, 01:44:46 PM »
There was so much gold from Rawbertson!

I still remember the story of him meeting this fat chick off POF and they were heading out to Red Lobster but she fell down the steps of his porch and bailed on him. Where are you Rawb?

Baron Samedi

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2957
  • Rep: 230
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2015, 02:08:04 PM »
My girlfriend is in the hospital from a car crash. Both knees are bound up in those giant boots they give people with fucked up legs. The doctor needed her to pee (idk why, but whatever), positions a bedpan under her butt and leaves the room so she can have privacy, at which point my girlfriend says "Eat me out, that always makes me have to pee". I'm a bit apprehensive since we're in a hospital but then my mind thinks "When else will a situation like this occur?" so I go for it. As I'm doing it the doctor comes back in the room to check and see if she's pissed or not and just sees me going to town on her. I'm kicked out of the hospital for the day and now I'm kind of nervous to go back there.
fucking gold

i'm stoked on this thread, it's like SLAP's greatest hits or something

el chino

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1451
  • Rep: -308
  • ants suck!
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #51 on: August 06, 2015, 04:43:20 PM »
My girlfriend is in the hospital from a car crash. Both knees are bound up in those giant boots they give people with fucked up legs. The doctor needed her to pee (idk why, but whatever), positions a bedpan under her butt and leaves the room so she can have privacy, at which point my girlfriend says "Eat me out, that always makes me have to pee". I'm a bit apprehensive since we're in a hospital but then my mind thinks "When else will a situation like this occur?" so I go for it. As I'm doing it the doctor comes back in the room to check and see if she's pissed or not and just sees me going to town on her. I'm kicked out of the hospital for the day and now I'm kind of nervous to go back there.
fucking gold

i'm stoked on this thread, it's like SLAP's greatest hits or something
i feel like this could have happened to me, my chicks kinda like that hahhaha
 also,     i remember the thread about meeting your favorite pro's  and some one said something like " i met this dude and some other pros and i was like,  YO CAN  I GET A WATS" and he poured it on himself or someshit like that hahah  that had me dying for like an hour
<iframe class="imgur-album" width="100%" height="550" frameborder="0" src="http://imgur.com/a/8ph4y/embed"></iframe>

oyolar

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 9052
  • Rep: 197
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #52 on: August 06, 2015, 04:43:49 PM »
My girlfriend is in the hospital from a car crash. Both knees are bound up in those giant boots they give people with fucked up legs. The doctor needed her to pee (idk why, but whatever), positions a bedpan under her butt and leaves the room so she can have privacy, at which point my girlfriend says "Eat me out, that always makes me have to pee". I'm a bit apprehensive since we're in a hospital but then my mind thinks "When else will a situation like this occur?" so I go for it. As I'm doing it the doctor comes back in the room to check and see if she's pissed or not and just sees me going to town on her. I'm kicked out of the hospital for the day and now I'm kind of nervous to go back there.
fucking gold

i'm stoked on this thread, it's like SLAP's greatest hits or something

I'm crying.

perverted super otaku!

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4557
  • Rep: -211
  • "Needless to say, I had the last laugh."
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #53 on: August 06, 2015, 04:53:40 PM »
My girlfriend is in the hospital from a car crash. Both knees are bound up in those giant boots they give people with fucked up legs. The doctor needed her to pee (idk why, but whatever), positions a bedpan under her butt and leaves the room so she can have privacy, at which point my girlfriend says "Eat me out, that always makes me have to pee". I'm a bit apprehensive since we're in a hospital but then my mind thinks "When else will a situation like this occur?" so I go for it. As I'm doing it the doctor comes back in the room to check and see if she's pissed or not and just sees me going to town on her. I'm kicked out of the hospital for the day and now I'm kind of nervous to go back there.
fucking gold

i'm stoked on this thread, it's like SLAP's greatest hits or something
i feel like this could have happened to me, my chicks kinda like that hahhaha
 also,     i remember the thread about meeting your favorite pro's  and some one said something like " i met this dude and some other pros and i was like,  YO CAN  I GET A WATS" and he poured it on himself or someshit like that hahah  that had me dying for like an hour
was funny as fuck to me too, i think it was rick howard and he was like "yo howard can i get a wats"

el chino

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1451
  • Rep: -308
  • ants suck!
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #54 on: August 06, 2015, 05:18:27 PM »
My girlfriend is in the hospital from a car crash. Both knees are bound up in those giant boots they give people with fucked up legs. The doctor needed her to pee (idk why, but whatever), positions a bedpan under her butt and leaves the room so she can have privacy, at which point my girlfriend says "Eat me out, that always makes me have to pee". I'm a bit apprehensive since we're in a hospital but then my mind thinks "When else will a situation like this occur?" so I go for it. As I'm doing it the doctor comes back in the room to check and see if she's pissed or not and just sees me going to town on her. I'm kicked out of the hospital for the day and now I'm kind of nervous to go back there.
fucking gold

i'm stoked on this thread, it's like SLAP's greatest hits or something
i feel like this could have happened to me, my chicks kinda like that hahhaha
 also,     i remember the thread about meeting your favorite pro's  and some one said something like " i met this dude and some other pros and i was like,  YO CAN  I GET A WATS" and he poured it on himself or someshit like that hahah  that had me dying for like an hour
was funny as fuck to me too, i think it was rick howard and he was like "yo howard can i get a wats"
AHUEVO  i gotta look it up hahahahha
<iframe class="imgur-album" width="100%" height="550" frameborder="0" src="http://imgur.com/a/8ph4y/embed"></iframe>

straight

  • Guest
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #55 on: August 06, 2015, 06:14:51 PM »
For a minute grimcity was posting out of context slap posts on twitter.

https://mobile.twitter.com/slapforums_TXT

saucy ragu

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3467
  • Rep: 493
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #56 on: August 06, 2015, 06:31:56 PM »
Back around '08 there was a story someone posted advising against shaving your butthole. It was pretty long, five paragraphs or so, about it being a hot day after he did it, and he mentioned how his sweaty ass cheeks kept getting stuck together. It somehow ended with a fart getting trapped between his cheeks, so he had to drop trough to manually release the flatulence from between his cheeks, and he ended up getting a facefull of gas because of an ill-positioned fan. I think he passed out. That was a memorable one, written much more vehemently and without whatever homoerotic spin I just put on it.

Also vov, and who was the wonderful guy with the Devo avatar who focused after a year, then came back again and focused after another year or so? Anytime rawb talked about plenty of fish. homebwayes. Watson digging into chumps like faster.
Quote from: Narcissus
My morning commute to the bathroom is a walking tour of things I don't remember.
Quote from: brent
sorrymom, when 112 sing to you what kinda feelin do it bring to you?

shit_for_brains

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 11318
  • Rep: 862
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #57 on: August 06, 2015, 06:45:14 PM »
For a minute grimcity was posting out of context slap posts on twitter.

https://mobile.twitter.com/slapforums_TXT

He should've spread them out more. He shot his wad in like four days.

Andrew Allen is a living legend and must be protected.

barr

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1443
  • Rep: 30
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #58 on: August 06, 2015, 07:26:22 PM »
vov, rawbertson freestyles
brooklynbrawler getting exposed, old slap was good.
ave e.t. photoshop
oh and kindu


tobey

  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 5447
  • Rep: -26
Re: the hardest you've laughed while on the forum
« Reply #59 on: August 06, 2015, 08:03:16 PM »
tobey wanting to fake his death so he didn't have to talk to a high school girl he met on tinder.

Fuck I forgot about this!

I didn't even get gnarred for that!

I used to go in to the " Laugh you lose" thread a lot when i first started posting. Anything RockAdio says i always laugh, his name is just the best