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Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« on: September 02, 2015, 06:44:20 PM »
Game over
If you take medical advice from this puddle of retards you are going to die.

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2015, 06:46:54 PM »
King of the Road 2015: Meet the Mystery Guests
Holy shit!!!
Heath, Forrest and Casanova!
Did Slap picked them?

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2015, 06:54:56 PM »
What the fuck, I thought it was a joke. Amazing.

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2015, 06:56:11 PM »
Word around town...

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2015, 06:57:35 PM »
Fuck, this should be good.

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2015, 07:02:07 PM »
This is a good set of mystery guest

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2015, 07:02:52 PM »
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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2015, 07:12:45 PM »

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2015, 07:16:32 PM »

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2015, 07:16:54 PM »
After hearing next to nothing about this year's KOTR, this is awesome news.
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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2015, 07:20:47 PM »
j.cas on too many drugs?
I don't rollerblade, I play ROLLER HOCKEY! I've been kicking haters like you to the curb forever

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2015, 07:21:52 PM »
jereme roger's haircut SOTY confirmed?
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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2015, 07:30:31 PM »
Probably the best Mystery guest lineup yet.

Jereme is the worst.
« Last Edit: September 02, 2015, 07:36:28 PM by Monkey_Mcpott »

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2015, 07:30:44 PM »
man talk about choosing three of the weirdest most enigmatic people in skateboarding, I guess maybe that was the point.  Also does Heath not age? dude's a fuckin vampire
« Last Edit: September 02, 2015, 07:34:02 PM by Spicasaurus »

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2015, 07:40:50 PM »
King of the Road 2015: Meet the Mystery Guests
Holy shit!!!
Heath, Forrest and Casanova!
Did Slap picked them?

That video was super awkward. Three introvert individuals for sure.

J-Cassanova was talkin just to impress that girls ? Hes really like that all the time ? Also...the girls are going to be on the van ? I remember KOTR 04 with the naked back-tail and the fact he recall he was 17 and naked in front of grown-ups puts everything on perspective. I laugh really hard on that.

I meet Heat four years ago and he was wearing the same coat he was wearing here. Now it looks dirty and ripped but somehow made the character a lot more cool. I like how we casual mention The End. One of my favorites ever good to see him all over the place even if hes "retired".

Forrest is a weirdo but I like him. Hes really spicy and can bring a lot to the table. I laugh when he just start mention Birdhouse riders =P

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2015, 08:12:33 PM »
Get a shit hair cut (50 Points): Jereme Rogers

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2015, 08:31:29 PM »
pump the brakes..

Is heath referencing when he was sponsored by emerica or took on the role as TM?

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2015, 08:33:50 PM »
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King of the Road 2015: Meet the Mystery Guests
Holy shit!!!
Heath, Forrest and Casanova!
Did Slap picked them?
[close]

That video was super awkward. Three introvert individuals for sure.

J-Cassanova was talkin just to impress that girls ? Hes really like that all the time ? Also...the girls are going to be on the van ? I remember KOTR 04 with the naked back-tail and the fact he recall he was 17 and naked in front of grown-ups puts everything on perspective. I laugh really hard on that.

I meet Heat four years ago and he was wearing the same coat he was wearing here. Now it looks dirty and ripped but somehow made the character a lot more cool. I like how we casual mention The End. One of my favorites ever good to see him all over the place even if hes "retired".

Forrest is a weirdo but I like him. Hes really spicy and can bring a lot to the table. I laugh when he just start mention Birdhouse riders =P


Wikipedia says jeremes birthday is January 13, 1985, so he would've been 18 for most of 2003

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2015, 08:50:53 PM »
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
King of the Road 2015: Meet the Mystery Guests
Holy shit!!!
Heath, Forrest and Casanova!
Did Slap picked them?
[close]

That video was super awkward. Three introvert individuals for sure.

J-Cassanova was talkin just to impress that girls ? Hes really like that all the time ? Also...the girls are going to be on the van ? I remember KOTR 04 with the naked back-tail and the fact he recall he was 17 and naked in front of grown-ups puts everything on perspective. I laugh really hard on that.

I meet Heat four years ago and he was wearing the same coat he was wearing here. Now it looks dirty and ripped but somehow made the character a lot more cool. I like how we casual mention The End. One of my favorites ever good to see him all over the place even if hes "retired".

Forrest is a weirdo but I like him. Hes really spicy and can bring a lot to the table. I laugh when he just start mention Birdhouse riders =P
[close]


Wikipedia says jeremes birthday is January 13, 1985, so he would've been 18 for most of 2003

So he lied on Thrasher. He doesnt deserve the hoodie.



Also...Heath is the true.

Emerica Stay Gold B-Side: Heath Kirchart

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2015, 09:08:00 PM »
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King of the Road 2015: Meet the Mystery Guests
Holy shit!!!
Heath, Forrest and Casanova!
Did Slap picked them?
[close]

That video was super awkward. Three introvert individuals for sure.

J-Cassanova was talkin just to impress that girls ? Hes really like that all the time ? Also...the girls are going to be on the van ? I remember KOTR 04 with the naked back-tail and the fact he recall he was 17 and naked in front of grown-ups puts everything on perspective. I laugh really hard on that.

I meet Heat four years ago and he was wearing the same coat he was wearing here. Now it looks dirty and ripped but somehow made the character a lot more cool. I like how we casual mention The End. One of my favorites ever good to see him all over the place even if hes "retired".

Forrest is a weirdo but I like him. Hes really spicy and can bring a lot to the table. I laugh when he just start mention Birdhouse riders =P
[close]


Wikipedia says jeremes birthday is January 13, 1985, so he would've been 18 for most of 2003
[close]

So he lied on Thrasher. He doesnt deserve the hoodie.



Also...Heath is the true.

Emerica Stay Gold B-Side: Heath Kirchart

Somehow, and I have no fucking idea why, I had never watched that before. You sir, just made my whole friggin year.

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2015, 09:12:16 PM »
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King of the Road 2015: Meet the Mystery Guests
Holy shit!!!
Heath, Forrest and Casanova!
Did Slap picked them?
[close]

That video was super awkward. Three introvert individuals for sure.

J-Cassanova was talkin just to impress that girls ? Hes really like that all the time ? Also...the girls are going to be on the van ? I remember KOTR 04 with the naked back-tail and the fact he recall he was 17 and naked in front of grown-ups puts everything on perspective. I laugh really hard on that.

I meet Heat four years ago and he was wearing the same coat he was wearing here. Now it looks dirty and ripped but somehow made the character a lot more cool. I like how we casual mention The End. One of my favorites ever good to see him all over the place even if hes "retired".

Forrest is a weirdo but I like him. Hes really spicy and can bring a lot to the table. I laugh when he just start mention Birdhouse riders =P
[close]


Wikipedia says jeremes birthday is January 13, 1985, so he would've been 18 for most of 2003
[close]

So he lied on Thrasher. He doesnt deserve the hoodie.



Also...Heath is the true.

Emerica Stay Gold B-Side: Heath Kirchart
[close]

Somehow, and I have no fucking idea why, I had never watched that before. You sir, just made my whole friggin year.

Mucho gusto amigo !

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2015, 09:19:28 PM »
pump the brakes..

Is heath referencing when he was sponsored by emerica or took on the role as TM?

Im sure he was emailing clint about shoes when he was TM. Heath of emerica TM?

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2015, 09:34:20 PM »


Jereme on 2005 emo confirmed (also possibly crabcore)
of hip hop?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2015, 09:42:57 PM »
Jereme sounds like Ryan from The Office when he went hipster.

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2015, 09:45:00 PM »
I thought this was a rad lineup:

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2015, 09:49:15 PM »
Jereme on gender dysmorphia confirmed?
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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2015, 09:57:02 PM »
birdhouse will never be appealing

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2015, 10:03:00 PM »

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Re: Heath is Birdhouse's Mystery Guest
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2015, 10:07:06 PM »
birdhouse will never be appealing

I disagree.

Like many others from here I came from the THPS era. Birdhouse was everything back then. Good to see they are relevant again. The End is timeless. McCrank, Andrew, Klein & Heath, Rileys dad. Classic !

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