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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2018, 04:12:46 PM »
That's me making fart noises and rolling my eyes because you're hella dumb. Talking about hip hop... more like flip flop.

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« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2018, 04:52:29 PM »
My buddies and I used to get drunk and record shitty country songs on garage band using the stock loops. We called ourselves The D.U.I.s and sang about all the stereotypical country music topics like drinking, Nascar, pickup trucks, disrespecting our wives, deer hunting, ect. There was one loop that sounded like it was made to be a Kid Rock song so we wrote a Kid Rock diss song, except I was the only one who could come up with a full verse so it was just me on the track.

It was a bad song just like all of our others but I had a few slick bars. I don't remember them all, but my favorite one was something like "you can't fuck with me cuz my neck is red. Your career it's like Joe C, short and dead."

If my buddies still have it, I'll try to post it up for y'all.

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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2018, 04:35:55 PM »
“The game's fucked up
Niggas beats is bangin’, nigga, ya hooks did it
The lyric pennin' equal to the Trumps winnin'
The bigger question is how the Russians did it
It was written like Nas but it came from Quentin”



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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2018, 05:25:49 AM »
Tupac kind of wrecked them on “hit ‘em up”, but this was a pretty fuckin good response.

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« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2018, 07:08:04 AM »

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« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2018, 08:15:31 AM »
I know Katy Perry and Taylor Swift have some diss tracks where they go in and body each other. It's lit.

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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2018, 08:10:46 PM »
Kinda unrelated, but here's Flo Mirtain looking like he's having a ton of fun doing some fucked up shit to No Vaseline


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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2018, 08:36:33 PM »
Just a match and a little bit of gasoline.

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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2018, 05:27:55 PM »
Sooo that new Pusha track is Hit Em Up  & Ether levels of disrespect. Poor deadbeat Drizzy

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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #40 on: June 03, 2018, 04:47:13 PM »
I remember hearing this and being pretty blown away cause I had never heard Common go off like this.  A lot of people seemed to have issues with Ice Cube at this time:


Seriously overlooked diss track, possibly because at the time it was released, no one gave a shit about most rappers not on a coast and Common was just starting to get widespread recognition outside of the Midwest. It seemed post "No Vaseline" (which I like many others would also consider the greatest diss track of all time), everyone thought Cube was untouchable. Same with "No Rest For the Wicked" by Cypress Hill, which friends of mine give me shit for liking for some reason. Probably not as good as "King of the Hill", but if nothing else, this beat is dope:

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« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2018, 08:46:03 AM »

Hell yeah he isn't the greatest but I'd rather hear something opposing NWA then suspect Dre setting up 2Pac and shaking hands with that punkass fucker Suge Knight hope he rots in prison, I'm under that suspension that Dre & Snoop had 2Pac setup or were involved because an outsider fresh out Rikers made it bigger on their own label.
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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2018, 09:22:25 AM »





I liked this one as kid haha
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« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2018, 08:30:16 PM »

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« Reply #45 on: June 07, 2018, 06:20:33 AM »

Boy I wish I could sock up Phelps for the fuck of it.......
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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #46 on: June 07, 2018, 06:41:17 AM »


I liked this one as kid haha

BG had a pretty good one like 10 or so years ago called "Pussy Ass Nigga" where he went after Baby and Wayne and I liked that one. Just tried to find it on youtube but all that came up was videos that would probably lead to a meeting with HR.

Ice Cube going after Cypris Hill on King of the Hill was fucking hilarious.

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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #47 on: June 07, 2018, 07:07:39 AM »
The Jeezy/Gucci beef had some good tracks. I like Jeezy's better but Gucci had some good bars. Jeezy's line "You ain't Icy at all. Your Jewelry look like it came out the middle the mall." Always made me laugh.





Cam dissin JayZ is a classic too. Free Max B.
Max had some solid ones against Jim Jones  too. Someone else can dig those up.


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« Reply #48 on: June 18, 2018, 04:39:39 PM »
Forgot about this ;D draw little dicks on the paper you superbad

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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #49 on: June 18, 2018, 06:01:32 PM »
Cam dissin JayZ is a classic too. Free Max B.
Max had some solid ones against Jim Jones  too. Someone else can dig those up.


Cam took diss tracks to a different level. He was truly uncouth. He talked about dead mothers and pissing on Nas' underage daughter. It's crazy how much things change in 10-15 years because none of that shit would fly now.

I'll use this space to note that Lil B has never lost a battle on wax, which is fairly impressive when you consider the fact he beefed with Joe Budden and Joey Badass.

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« Reply #50 on: June 19, 2018, 04:07:51 PM »

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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #51 on: August 01, 2018, 05:07:11 PM »
best one as of late .. also, such a polite diss

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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #52 on: August 03, 2018, 08:21:26 AM »


Underrated one right here

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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #53 on: August 04, 2018, 11:26:14 AM »
Ty Evans doesn't do what Ty Evans does for Ty Evans. Ty Evans does what Ty Evans does because Ty Evans is... Ty Evans

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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2018, 04:52:08 PM »
eminem got me cracking up in his response
 


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Re: Best Diss Songs
« Reply #55 on: September 19, 2018, 09:44:34 AM »
Gentle jones that Stache is creepy as fuck. I back it