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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #210 on: January 05, 2016, 12:21:37 PM »
The story is getting bigger and the restaurant is out of business.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/professional-skateboarder-fire-throwing-lobsters-article-1.2485898

That link reads fantastically.

"Professional skateboarder fire throwing lobsters."

Can someone please photoshop Shawn Powers throwing a fire lobsters? Or throwing a fire throwing lobster who skateboards? I'm at work and cannot fulfill my fantasy :(

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #211 on: January 05, 2016, 12:27:59 PM »
^Somebody (sizzle chest) WANTS to see shawn powers get "hit by a bus"-the weird thing is that you might be serious, and that a big percentage of society just want to see some people thrown to some lions.   So you think thats a good idea, he vandalized and killed lobsters and you're calling for his  death?  Maybye you could take er down a couple.^
Just to clarify, I am not calling for his death. Just because you get hit by a bus doesn't mean you have to die. Also, I watched this and his whole schtick reminds me of a modern/urban version of Bam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5qyTMgDP9c
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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #212 on: January 05, 2016, 12:46:32 PM »
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^Somebody (sizzle chest) WANTS to see shawn powers get "hit by a bus"-the weird thing is that you might be serious, and that a big percentage of society just want to see some people thrown to some lions.   So you think thats a good idea, he vandalized and killed lobsters and you're calling for his  death?  Maybye you could take er down a couple.^
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Just to clarify, I am not calling for his death. Just because you get hit by a bus doesn't mean you have to die. Also, I watched this and his whole schtick reminds me of a modern/urban version of Bam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5qyTMgDP9c

I guess my comment earlier about getting eaten by a shark was a little harsh, and I really just said that at the heat of the moment out of anger (plus the shark was obviously a way to get revenge on the harming of sea creatures), but the dude is still a punk regardless.

I guess launching milkshakes of off skateboards to hit cars could be a similarity to Bam's way off life, but as much off a 'Jackass" Bam is, I can't picture him ever harming an animal for no reason.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #213 on: January 05, 2016, 12:58:47 PM »
This thread has made me totally uninterested in the Keelan/scumbag thread. So much gold in here

Very true, it's almost like mr Switch God himself desperately called Shawn up for help and who was like "Aight B, fuck im gonna go out throw a lobster or two in the wall or something, take the pressure of you guys"
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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #215 on: January 05, 2016, 01:08:15 PM »
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This thread has made me totally uninterested in the Keelan/scumbag thread. So much gold in here
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Very true, it's almost like mr Switch God himself desperately called Shawn up for help and who was like "Aight B, fuck im gonna go out throw a lobster crab or two in the wall or something fuck, take the pressure of you guys"

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #217 on: January 05, 2016, 01:28:09 PM »
How do people back this shit? What a terrible role model.. Dude is literally just breaking shit in china town, and kids think its awesome. If it wasnt for skateboarding, this dude would be homeless because he would not be able to get a job unless it was selling crack. The "artists" he hangs out with are lame as well, and their trendy NY art sucks.

I wonder if the restaurant went out of business before he destroyed the tank. If it was before, how would the sealife still be located inside?
Does anyone else think that the destruction of the fish tank coincides with the closure of the restaurant?

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #218 on: January 05, 2016, 01:33:08 PM »
I read that people bind lobsters' claws to stop cannibalism in tanks. After watching all these videos, and with claw binding in mind, I really think the poor guy is a lobster trapped in a boy's body.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #219 on: January 05, 2016, 01:43:34 PM »
How do people back this shit? What a terrible role model.. Dude is literally just breaking shit in china town, and kids think its awesome. If it wasnt for skateboarding, this dude would be homeless because he would not be able to get a job unless it was selling crack. The "artists" he hangs out with are lame as well, and their trendy NY art sucks.

I wonder if the restaurant went out of business before he destroyed the tank. If it was before, how would the sealife still be located inside?
Does anyone else think that the destruction of the fish tank coincides with the closure of the restaurant?

They could have been in the prosess of moving the sea life to a new location for the restaurant or selling them to another fish food restaurant . Takes some time to get rid of everything when you close down or move

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #220 on: January 05, 2016, 01:49:58 PM »
Did anyone even know who Shawn powers even was before this? Never heard of him

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #221 on: January 05, 2016, 01:56:32 PM »
another vid https://www.instagram.com/p/BAJawDHjQtg/?taken-by=dollarstories

dude who filmed the og vid https://www.instagram.com/stephenurkel/
damn...that's the guy that posts those ny edits with shawn and really shitty music here isn't it (first link)? throwing his homie under the bus when he's under fire......must have wronged him lol
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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #222 on: January 05, 2016, 02:10:40 PM »
^Pretty sure that dude posts under the name "midnitecruiser".

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #223 on: January 05, 2016, 02:52:25 PM »
Did anyone even know who Shawn powers even was before this? Never heard of him

I'm pretty sure he was either one of the Jabberwokkeez or maybe even from Cirque de Soleil.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #224 on: January 05, 2016, 03:03:24 PM »
Who's Shawn Powers and where is this video? It looks like it was removed and I don't feel like reading through 8 pages.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #225 on: January 05, 2016, 03:19:05 PM »
Who's Shawn Powers and where is this video? It looks like it was removed and I don't feel like reading through 8 pages.

He's what I hate most about skateboarding and people younger than me, both separately and as one entity, and people have linked to different mirrors of at various parts on this page.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #226 on: January 05, 2016, 03:38:57 PM »
I already hated this guy enough before, but this is just too much. I hope he ends up in jail or at the very least fined the shit out of. Fuck Palace and the crap they stand for, I'm never buying anything they put out.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #227 on: January 05, 2016, 05:01:01 PM »
"...One Twitter user described Powers as "the worst human,"..."

Said twitter user then proceeded to go out and buy a cheese burger :D
Said user also has no qualms whatsoever supporting the veal industry

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Cognitive dissonance aside, I think I finally got to the bottom of this whole thing. The footage was taken in Roppongi shortly after Shawn (the prawn) watched that horrible "Shawn in Tokyo" part that Palace recently put out. In a fit of rage (and the sad realization that both tobey and Frip could re-film said part trick for trick) he grabbed the nearest arthropod he could find and let loose. Don't worry though guys, the lobster lived a good life in the ghettos of Roppongi prior to his beat down and was often spotted in the VIP lounges of some of the finer clubs in that area drinking expensive champagne out of the butt cracks of 22yo gyaru/ lobster groupies.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #228 on: January 05, 2016, 05:27:26 PM »
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^Somebody (sizzle chest) WANTS to see shawn powers get "hit by a bus"-the weird thing is that you might be serious, and that a big percentage of society just want to see some people thrown to some lions.   So you think thats a good idea, he vandalized and killed lobsters and you're calling for his  death?  Maybye you could take er down a couple.^
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Just to clarify, I am not calling for his death. Just because you get hit by a bus doesn't mean you have to die. Also, I watched this and his whole schtick reminds me of a modern/urban version of Bam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5qyTMgDP9c

Forget the crustaceans for a second and tell me what the fuck is up with this dude and his hood tucked halfway under his hat?!?!  ???   And by and large with all the recent threads about who did what it just proves that most skateboarders are complete piles. 

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« Reply #229 on: January 05, 2016, 06:05:21 PM »
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How do people back this shit? What a terrible role model.. Dude is literally just breaking shit in china town, and kids think its awesome. If it wasnt for skateboarding, this dude would be homeless because he would not be able to get a job unless it was selling crack. The "artists" he hangs out with are lame as well, and their trendy NY art sucks.

I wonder if the restaurant went out of business before he destroyed the tank. If it was before, how would the sealife still be located inside?
Does anyone else think that the destruction of the fish tank coincides with the closure of the restaurant?
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They could have been in the prosess of moving the sea life to a new location for the restaurant or selling them to another fish food restaurant . Takes some time to get rid of everything when you close down or move

How old is the video footage?

Looks like it closed sometime in 2014...still doesn't explain why there would be live fish in the tank.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/a-wah-restaurant-2-new-york

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #230 on: January 05, 2016, 07:53:17 PM »
I wonder if this is going to make Prawn blow up? Imagine how much more media coverage he will get from this, than he has had from his skating... It's prawnographic.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #231 on: January 05, 2016, 08:30:00 PM »
How old is the video footage?
Looks like it closed sometime in 2014...still doesn't explain why there would be live fish in the tank.
I heard the footy is old (like 3 years old or something), so it would make sense. Who knows, maybe Prawn's prehistoric-esque attack caused their foreclosure.


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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #232 on: January 06, 2016, 02:16:09 AM »
And so in summary: dickhead paid to act like dickhead acts like dickhead, dickhead/'s fanboys cry 'Look over there'.
Dickheadery and whatabouttery abounds.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #233 on: January 06, 2016, 04:54:30 AM »
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"...One Twitter user described Powers as "the worst human,"..."
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Said twitter user then proceeded to go out and buy a cheese burger :D
Said user also has no qualms whatsoever supporting the veal industry

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Cognitive dissonance aside, I think I finally got to the bottom of this whole thing. The footage was taken in Roppongi shortly after Shawn (the prawn) watched that horrible "Shawn in Tokyo" part that Palace recently put out. In a fit of rage (and the sad realization that both tobey and Frip could re-film said part trick for trick) he grabbed the nearest arthropod he could find and let loose. Don't worry though guys, the lobster lived a good life in the ghettos of Roppongi prior to his beat down and was often spotted in the VIP lounges of some of the finer clubs in that area drinking expensive champagne out of the butt cracks of 22yo gyaru/ lobster groupies.

Hey, I'm ashamed to say I couldn't put out a better part than that Tokyo crap, I was being ironic... Even my kickflip is weak at the mo...

Seriously though, how many skaters do you know who destroy this guy? Palace are tripping.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #234 on: January 06, 2016, 08:09:06 AM »
still fuck with him lol

this witch hunt getting so serious. i do wonder what palace is gonna do though

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #235 on: January 06, 2016, 08:29:47 AM »
Sidewalk forum is hilarious right now. Jaggers (Supreme London store manager) has been defending Prawn and someone has found footage of him manhandling some kid that spraypainted the shop front. Apparently he held him there until the cops came but can't understand why all the fuss over Prawn.

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Yeah that's the spirit.

That lobster thing was just a bit of old fashioned smashy killy splashy fun. We've all done it. No need to bother the polis over something so trivial... oh wait.

[video=youtube;b8BNLdns_Fg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8BNLdns_Fg[/video]
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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #236 on: January 06, 2016, 10:58:15 AM »
Sidewalk forum is hilarious right now. Jaggers (Supreme London store manager) has been defending Prawn and someone has found footage of him manhandling some kid that spraypainted the shop front. Apparently he held him there until the cops came but can't understand why all the fuss over Prawn.

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Yeah that's the spirit.

That lobster thing was just a bit of old fashioned smashy killy splashy fun. We've all done it. No need to bother the polis over something so trivial... oh wait.

[video=youtube;b8BNLdns_Fg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8BNLdns_Fg[/video]
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Hows the vibe on sidewalk ?  people hating on Powers ?

Still no word if the police has gotten ahold of this ?  Ride channel and thrasher are keeping quiet

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #237 on: January 06, 2016, 11:04:07 AM »
Ride channel and thrasher are keeping quiet

Well yeah, Ride Channel can't be bothered with anything like this. Those dipshits are too busy texting Sam Smyth and "making posts" that "squash the rumors" of Guy and Koston leaving Girl.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #238 on: January 06, 2016, 11:57:34 AM »
still fuck with him lol

this witch hunt getting so serious. i do wonder what palace is gonna do though

Hi everyone.

When a young person says "I fuck with him", does this mean that this person likes that person?

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #239 on: January 06, 2016, 12:03:38 PM »
I think it means they like/respect them but I'm not young.

Also GAY, I had a question about gay anal sex. When I've done anal with a girl I've tried to go gentle not to hurt them as the girls hadn't had it in the ass much I don't think. But when guys do it to each other do they just slam it in and not really give a fuck whether the other guy is feeling any pain? Just curious