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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #420 on: January 21, 2016, 02:33:07 PM »
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Prawn, you best protect ya neck.


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"perpendicular to they soy"
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"We stand bold bok choy"


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" animal fur may not be wore"
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"crispy clean no meat, baby!"
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It's ten o'clock hoe, where the fuck your seaweed at
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"yo, you know lobster causes delirium? ...serious delirium."
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"You kids playin hot feet, wait til you go to sleep I pull your teeth
I'm vegetarian BITCH, I don't need the beef"

"Well I'm a sire, I set the eggplant parmesan on fire,
Season styles vary, Cary like Maria"
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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #421 on: January 21, 2016, 03:27:46 PM »

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #422 on: January 21, 2016, 03:50:03 PM »
Obviously you shouldn't smash lobsters, or any living thing against the wall for no reason, that's cruel as fuck.  Though, the shittiest thing in that video is that Prawn Showers busted out the display glass and smashed up all the merchandise.  Some little Chinese guy probably got fucked over big time that month, BUT OH NO THE LOBSTERS THINK OF THE LOBSTERS!

I used to spear lobsters for a living and they spend most of their lives sitting under a rock eating waste, they're fucking cockroaches.  I can't speak on humane prep for spiny tail lobsters, being as they have usually already been speared thru the head and you just grill the tail, but my hippie uncle severs the brain stem of Maine lobsters before steaming.
example. i cant cast a spelll or love potion on a girl and she falls total in love for me
but i can show a girl my tv youtube clip on my or her phone. but there's a difference ok

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #423 on: January 21, 2016, 04:34:39 PM »
telling people they should live their lives and where they should sacrifice for the sake of a moral cause or crusade that YOU have decided to undertake is ridiculous.

Please highlight the quote in this thread where I told every single poster that they must be vegan ::) (I even mentioned that I respected Monty and Sodajerk's choice to hunt ffs)
Monty and I were having a discussion about animal rights (i.e. the topic at hand) and you came in and had a rant because ... well because that's what you do. Either contribute to the discussion at hand, come up with a witty RZA line, or go back to eating steak because African children exist :-*

I would like to apologize for that post, I was goin through a lot shit (still am) so I was on edge/being a general dick, and chose to lash out at ya. It wasn't justified in the slightest. So, sorry if it means anything. But yeah, I get what you're saying and respect your choices and lifestyle. Nutrition is super important, I just wish people had more of a grasp on how much it affects you. It's not exactly something they teach you in school. And if someones parents aren't educated in it, its a vicious circle.

Peace Henchman! Word, I love it when people all of a sudden become experts in nutrition and I'm like "really? do you go around asking non-vegetarian/ vegan people if they are getting enough nutrients too?"
You're right though, parents often have little to no understanding of the topic and most nutrition that is taught in schools is based off of information from the 1940s
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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #424 on: January 21, 2016, 04:58:57 PM »
"Well I'm a sire, I set the eggplant parmesan on fire,
Season styles vary, Cary like Maria"

Not a RZA line (and eggplant parmesan has way too many syllables)
#rappolice


Haha! Holy fuck :D

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #425 on: January 21, 2016, 07:57:37 PM »
hey guys what the hell is going on in this thread?

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #426 on: January 21, 2016, 07:58:52 PM »
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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #427 on: January 21, 2016, 08:11:24 PM »
Molly is so smart! Biggest fish brain I've ever seen.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #428 on: January 21, 2016, 08:14:07 PM »
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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #429 on: January 21, 2016, 08:15:58 PM »
This guy has a cool KREW shirt but someone needs to find and report him IMMEDIATELY!

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #430 on: January 21, 2016, 08:26:39 PM »
Never ate seafood in my life. Just don't think ill like it, im pretty boring when it comes to food, but yoooooo deep fried ice cream from hibachi is the bomb

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #431 on: January 21, 2016, 08:31:01 PM »
hey guys what the hell is going on in this thread?
Everyone laughing at Monty Burns for contacting the police and PETA... over some Jersey trash killing a lobster and breaking glass.

It's like noone here lives in the city, I see worse shit go down walking to the bus stop at 7am

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #432 on: January 21, 2016, 08:43:52 PM »

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #433 on: January 21, 2016, 09:14:37 PM »
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hey guys what the hell is going on in this thread?
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Everyone laughing at Monty Burns for contacting the police and PETA... over some Jersey trash killing a lobster and breaking glass.

It's like noone here lives in the city, I see worse shit go down walking to the bus stop at 7am

Congratulations for living in a shitty neighborhood Tracer. Great life choices must've been made.

I think that Monty did the right thing contacting the police. Stupid little cunt deserves to get heat for committing vandalism regardless of where you stand with the lobster issue (i.e. animal cruelty). PETA on the other had, they're some scary individuals. Fuck Shawn Powers, he deserves what he gets.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #434 on: January 21, 2016, 09:32:59 PM »


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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #435 on: January 21, 2016, 10:09:38 PM »
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"Well I'm a sire, I set the eggplant parmesan on fire,
Season styles vary, Cary like Maria"
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Not a RZA line (and eggplant parmesan has way too many syllables)
#rappolice


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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #436 on: January 22, 2016, 06:02:58 AM »
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hey guys what the hell is going on in this thread?
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Everyone laughing at Monty Burns for contacting the police and PETA... over some Jersey trash killing a lobster and breaking glass.

It's like noone here lives in the city, I see worse shit go down walking to the bus stop at 7am

Even in Canada? I thought it was all Leave It to Beaver up there.

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #437 on: January 22, 2016, 02:24:19 PM »

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #438 on: January 22, 2016, 02:58:40 PM »
this crab is training to get revenge for his lobster buddies. watch yo fucking back SP!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LMkh-NaAIs

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #439 on: January 23, 2016, 08:51:31 AM »
Yeah, watch your back SP! Crustaceans gettin diesel lookin' for revenge!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX2Ief4kjrI

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #440 on: January 25, 2016, 09:03:18 PM »




Edit: Thought this could use a tail as well.

Just because this deserves more love than it got

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #441 on: January 31, 2016, 09:18:13 PM »
Ok guys, which one of you made this?

Prawn Powers Lobster Palace Part (2016)

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #442 on: February 01, 2016, 12:53:25 AM »
Dude on Sidewalk made that

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #443 on: February 01, 2016, 05:27:39 AM »
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"Well I'm a sire, I set the eggplant parmesan on fire,
Season styles vary, Cary like Maria"
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Not a RZA line (and eggplant parmesan has way too many syllables)
#rappolice

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Eggplant parm ain't vegan, fool...

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #444 on: February 01, 2016, 06:19:36 AM »
In all honesty, that's the least of Fongstar's problems with that line
(and yes, I could veganize eggplant parmesan quite easily)
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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #445 on: February 01, 2016, 10:08:47 AM »
i can't believe this thread still pops up on the first page this shit is getting major airtime
good come sausage

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #447 on: February 09, 2016, 07:46:02 PM »
I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #448 on: February 09, 2016, 08:05:53 PM »
I lol'd ^

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Re: Shawn Powers kills lobsters because his parents don't love him
« Reply #449 on: February 09, 2016, 08:21:18 PM »