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Smoking your own pubes before skating
« on: April 01, 2016, 06:58:29 AM »
Ok you guys are going to think I'm crazy, but the other day I ran out of weed and had no more res in my bowl so I looked online and I think it was on bluelight, I read that from all the thc you ingest in your body, some of it actually sticks to your hair. So I kept reading and the person said you can actually smoke your own pubes and get high just as good since there is so much THC in them. Once I heard this I shaved all my pubes (after about 6 months of no shaving and toking everyday), and rolled up a raw with mostly my pubes and a little bit of tobacco to give it a kick. Needless to say, i was in outer space literally. Then I went skating and I think it was honestly one of the best sessions I ever had

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2016, 07:59:57 AM »
Stop taking advice from Scott Tenorman.

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2016, 08:01:49 AM »
U down to skype-sesh?

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2016, 08:08:18 AM »
what is wrong with you people???...
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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2016, 08:40:43 AM »
U down to skype-sesh?
Nah I only skype sex with Asian girls
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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2016, 08:48:37 AM »
april fools

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2016, 09:18:40 AM »
If it's on the internet I think it's true

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2016, 11:01:37 AM »
does it work for cocaine too?

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2016, 11:41:05 AM »
You fucking amateur everyone knows the real dank hairs come from your butthole.

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2016, 11:54:52 AM »
I prefer pube brownies.

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2016, 11:59:02 AM »
Never before. It fucks with my concentration. After I skate I like to smoke some of my pubes to wind down and relax.

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2016, 12:10:39 PM »
You fucking amateur everyone knows the real dank hairs come from your butthole.
I never said I didn't smoke them, they're pubes too

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2016, 12:35:17 PM »
My buddy smoked another dude's pubes at a video release party last year for $200.

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2016, 12:49:29 PM »
I make my own Kombucha with tufts of asshole hair.

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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2016, 01:07:51 PM »

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2016, 03:53:51 PM »
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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2016, 07:10:49 PM »
My buddy smoked another dude's pubes at a video release party last year for $200.

Id like to say i wouldnt but if the cash was on the table idk
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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2016, 11:53:37 PM »
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You fucking amateur everyone knows the real dank hairs come from your butthole.
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I never said I didn't smoke them, they're pubes too

This is true.  When I first started collecting my pubics I would carefully distribute them into baggies labeled "Primary", "Scrote", "Taint", "Anus: Outer Ring" and "Anus: Inner Ring" respectively.  It got to be too much to keep track of so now it all just goes in one bag labeled "Pubic Hair, etc." 

I appreciate the validation white rapper.

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2016, 12:33:10 AM »
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You fucking amateur everyone knows the real dank hairs come from your butthole.
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I never said I didn't smoke them, they're pubes too
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This is true.  When I first started collecting my pubics I would carefully distribute them into baggies labeled "Primary", "Scrote", "Taint", "Anus: Outer Ring" and "Anus: Inner Ring" respectively.  It got to be too much to keep track of so now it all just goes in one bag labeled "Pubic Hair, etc." 

I appreciate the validation white rapper.
I've got a fine patch on the underside high up the shaft, that the money stash there #veryrare

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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2016, 07:02:51 AM »
Some people don't understand trolling.
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Re: Smoking your own pubes before skating
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2016, 04:06:36 PM »
I got this bong that's the perfect length for straight smoking my dick. freshies.
I thought it wasnt just him solo, shouldve stuck with my og thought.
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