What would you rather?

[perverted super otaku!]

Some recent drama in the Canadian skate scene has lead me to ponder this question?
Would you prefer losing your girl to a man who is much shorter but with a really big ollie and rocks a XXL white tee?, or a man who is basically the same height(just under 6 or thereabouts), with average pop who wears work pants, chucks and rocks a bun?

Frankly I'd choose the latter, how about you?

[childhood]

Honestly, probably the shorter guy cause you'd have a better chance winning in a fight.
Plus if you're taller than him, it's one less thing to be insecure about. Neither situation sounds all that fun though.

[perverted super otaku!]

Just also want to add Cons is he best thing to happen for Toronto flow ho's since Circa
#chucks4fucks #kicks4dicks

[Monty Burns]

Honestly, probably the shorter guy cause you'd have a better chance winning in a fight.
Plus if you're taller than him, it's one less thing to be insecure about. Neither situation sounds all that fun though.

Dont get into fights over girls who leave you for a man who is much shorter but with a really big ollie and rocks a XXL white tee or a man who is basically the same height(just under 6 or thereabouts), with average pop who wears work pants, chucks and rocks a bun

Better things to do with your time

[childhood]

yeah yeah, you're right, but I'm just saying for me personally, I'd feel better knowing that I could definitely kick his ass (and prob have a bigger penis), even if it doesn't actually come to that.

Also I think I'd have a tough time coping with the whole man-bun thing.

[WantSomeSlaw]

XXL dude

[Willie]

Some recent drama in the Canadian skate scene has lead me to ponder this question?
Would you prefer losing your girl to a man who is much shorter but with a really big ollie and rocks a XXL white tee?, or a man who is basically the same height(just under 6 or thereabouts), with average pop who wears work pants, chucks and rocks a bun?

Frankly I'd choose the latter, how about you?

Neither of these situations reflects well on the girl or, depending on how you take things, you.

[jomeara1]

Out of curiosity, what does this have to do with the Canadian skate scene?

[Tracer]

Some recent drama in the Canadian skate scene has lead me to ponder this question?
Would you prefer losing your girl to a man who is much shorter but with a really big ollie and rocks a XXL white tee?, or a man who is basically the same height(just under 6 or thereabouts), with average pop who wears work pants, chucks and rocks a bun?

Frankly I'd choose the latter, how about you?

What happened exactly? This is SLAP we need details

[wallieD]

 the 2nd guy because i am already insecure about my ollie size, and i can pretend she left me for a woman when they have their backs to me

[Eric ricks]

Damn grant patterson stole ya girl?

Shitty.

[perverted super otaku!]

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Some recent drama in the Canadian skate scene has lead me to ponder this question?
Would you prefer losing your girl to a man who is much shorter but with a really big ollie and rocks a XXL white tee?, or a man who is basically the same height(just under 6 or thereabouts), with average pop who wears work pants, chucks and rocks a bun?

Frankly I'd choose the latter, how about you?

[close]

What happened exactly? This is SLAP we need details

Dont want to get too personal, but one girl, 3 dudes, and she's gettin shoes and the d from all 3...

[7 year old]

fuck, cmooon man, your description of the second dude matches probably half of the canadian skate population, and you didnt say anything about the original guy. need some better clues here.

[perverted super otaku!]

hah, let's just say if your providing all inclusive trips to Comfort Zone, and trading in shit from your boxes for a blondie known to frequent the Dunbat area, you might not be the only one...

[ADOLF SHITLER]

What kinda simp ass pillowtalk bullshit is this man the fuck up son

[childhood]

haha that girl's killin it really