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Punching Phelps
« on: May 09, 2016, 03:44:27 PM »
Billy Pepper punched Jake in the Highspeed office and got himself banned. Dennis Busenitz also punched Phelps and got the last cover. The question is, when is it chill to punch the Phelper?

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2016, 03:45:53 PM »
I heard from a reliable, insider source that Phelps likes to be punch fisted whilst hanging in a sling, flying taco-style. So I guess under these circumstances it's chill to punch him but only in certain spots.

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2016, 03:47:15 PM »
When he's on the shitter

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2016, 03:55:42 PM »
Pepper was rad without him Element may not exist today

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2016, 03:59:44 PM »
Phelps gave Busenitz permission to punch him because he almost killed him in a car accident.
Billy Pepper punched Phelper because apparently, nobody fucks with Bill Pepper.
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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2016, 04:05:32 PM »
I got to see this one in person, pretty damn funny.

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2016, 04:10:54 PM »
I wonder what Billy Pepper is doing right now?

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2016, 04:16:35 PM »
I wonder what Billy Pepper is doing right now?

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2016, 04:26:36 PM »
I got to see this one in person, pretty damn funny.

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Damn that's tight, you got a story behind that?
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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2016, 04:27:00 PM »
"Approach the obstacle switchstance...think...frontside 180 heel flip...catch it...and go buy an element skateboard"- Paraphrase Billy Pepper 411 Trick tip for a switch frontside 180 heelflip.  Can anyone link this clip?

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2016, 04:52:37 PM »
thanks mini p, always liked peppers footy and the fact he walked into high speed and punched phelps

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2016, 05:18:48 PM »
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I got to see this one in person, pretty damn funny.

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Damn that's tight, you got a story behind that?
i imagine phelps has a casting couch for all skaters that want the cover of thrasher. rowley was drunk and got the courage to tell off his abuser and all the fellow victims cheered him on for standing up to the evil mr. phelps

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2016, 05:19:41 PM »
I'd rather just fart in his mouth : )

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2016, 05:24:21 PM »
Phelps gave Busenitz permission to punch him because he almost killed him in a car accident.
Billy Pepper punched Phelper because apparently, nobody fucks with Bill Pepper.

didn't they call pepper "most annoying skater" or something and he was angry about this which caused him to storm the thrasher office looking for phelps?
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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2016, 05:41:44 PM »
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Phelps gave Busenitz permission to punch him because he almost killed him in a car accident.
Billy Pepper punched Phelper because apparently, nobody fucks with Bill Pepper.
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didn't they call pepper "most annoying skater" or something and he was angry about this which caused him to storm the thrasher office looking for phelps?
right. because nobody fucks with Bill Pepper


And I couldn't find that 411 trick tip, but I DID find out there apparently is a band called "Billy pepper and the pepper pots" which is almost as cool.


What did Frank Hirata do to get the ban? I'm pretty sure I know most of the stories but Frank and Choppy Omega. Jamie fucked the wrong girl, Danny Gonzalez tried to sue, Pepper socked out Phelps. Interestingly, being banned seems to guarantee your place in skateboard history more than it eliminates it, in a strange way.
edit: Was Hirata because of the shitty parks?
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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2016, 05:43:12 PM »
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I got to see this one in person, pretty damn funny.

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Damn that's tight, you got a story behind that?
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i imagine phelps has a casting couch for all skaters that want the cover of thrasher. rowley was drunk and got the courage to tell off his abuser and all the fellow victims cheered him on for standing up to the evil mr. phelps

I heard rowley got pissed because David Gonzalez didn't win SOTY that year.


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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2016, 06:37:56 PM »
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Phelps gave Busenitz permission to punch him because he almost killed him in a car accident.
Billy Pepper punched Phelper because apparently, nobody fucks with Bill Pepper.
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didn't they call pepper "most annoying skater" or something and he was angry about this which caused him to storm the thrasher office looking for phelps?
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right. because nobody fucks with Bill Pepper


And I couldn't find that 411 trick tip, but I DID find out there apparently is a band called "Billy pepper and the pepper pots" which is almost as cool.


What did Frank Hirata do to get the ban? I'm pretty sure I know most of the stories but Frank and Choppy Omega. Jamie fucked the wrong girl, Danny Gonzalez tried to sue, Pepper socked out Phelps. Interestingly, being banned seems to guarantee your place in skateboard history more than it eliminates it, in a strange way.
edit: Was Hirata because of the shitty parks?
Yeah I think you mentioned both events that got Hirata the ban. From what I hear, it was really his girlfriend that was the driving force behind him being a kook and threatening to sue. Initially it was that he wrote this "gimpy" poem (Phelps' words) for an interview and Phelps and co. changed it, which pissed off the girlfriend and she convinced Hirata to threaten the mag. Then he built all those horrible skateparks and made a bunch of money.

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2016, 06:41:07 PM »
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Phelps gave Busenitz permission to punch him because he almost killed him in a car accident.
Billy Pepper punched Phelper because apparently, nobody fucks with Bill Pepper.
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didn't they call pepper "most annoying skater" or something and he was angry about this which caused him to storm the thrasher office looking for phelps?
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right. because nobody fucks with Bill Pepper


And I couldn't find that 411 trick tip, but I DID find out there apparently is a band called "Billy pepper and the pepper pots" which is almost as cool.


What did Frank Hirata do to get the ban? I'm pretty sure I know most of the stories but Frank and Choppy Omega. Jamie fucked the wrong girl, Danny Gonzalez tried to sue, Pepper socked out Phelps. Interestingly, being banned seems to guarantee your place in skateboard history more than it eliminates it, in a strange way.
edit: Was Hirata because of the shitty parks?
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Yeah I think you mentioned both events that got Hirata the ban. From what I hear, it was really his girlfriend that was the driving force behind him being a kook and threatening to sue. Initially it was that he wrote this "gimpy" poem (Phelps' words) for an interview and Phelps and co. changed it, which pissed off the girlfriend and she convinced Hirata to threaten the mag. Then he built all those horrible skateparks and made a bunch of money.
The law suit was Danny Gonzalez over the cover of the thrasher video game.
What about Choppy Omega?
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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #21 on: May 09, 2016, 06:49:05 PM »
I got to see this one in person, pretty damn funny.

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I remember that one. Was just finishing up some of those free wahoos tacos and then Rowley went on attack.

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #22 on: May 09, 2016, 07:10:34 PM »
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Phelps gave Busenitz permission to punch him because he almost killed him in a car accident.
Billy Pepper punched Phelper because apparently, nobody fucks with Bill Pepper.
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didn't they call pepper "most annoying skater" or something and he was angry about this which caused him to storm the thrasher office looking for phelps?
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right. because nobody fucks with Bill Pepper


And I couldn't find that 411 trick tip, but I DID find out there apparently is a band called "Billy pepper and the pepper pots" which is almost as cool.


What did Frank Hirata do to get the ban? I'm pretty sure I know most of the stories but Frank and Choppy Omega. Jamie fucked the wrong girl, Danny Gonzalez tried to sue, Pepper socked out Phelps. Interestingly, being banned seems to guarantee your place in skateboard history more than it eliminates it, in a strange way.
edit: Was Hirata because of the shitty parks?

I've never heard this, care to explain a bit further?
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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #23 on: May 09, 2016, 07:56:02 PM »
I don't know too much, and may even be getting it all wrong, but if I'm not confused, at one point, Jamie's current girlfriend was somebody else's ex-girlfriend, and it bummed the wrong people out...but now I feel like that happened with Kelch and EMB or something. Fuck. ISUCK needs to clear this up.
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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2016, 09:03:38 PM »
Bill Pepper and Crazy Eddie are the best 2 skaters ever because they both have Spazz songs with their names in the title <3

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2016, 09:31:32 PM »
Bill Pepper and Crazy Eddie are the best 2 skaters ever because they both have Spazz songs with their names in the title <3

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #26 on: May 09, 2016, 11:12:25 PM »
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I got to see this one in person, pretty damn funny.

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Damn that's tight, you got a story behind that?
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i imagine phelps has a casting couch for all skaters that want the cover of thrasher. rowley was drunk and got the courage to tell off his abuser and all the fellow victims cheered him on for standing up to the evil mr. phelps
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I heard rowley got pissed because David Gonzalez didn't win SOTY that year.

nah no way. Gonzalez was just coming on to the scene then

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2016, 01:32:48 AM »
Seeing him on the recent KOTR Phelps was looking pretty frail imo and it appears that he even struggles to walk these days. This could work in his favour as no one wants to punch a senior citizen. If not, getting horizontalized by some recalcitrant pro could end him.

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2016, 01:55:32 AM »
HE LOOKED COOKED AS FUCK AT BUST OR BAIL

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Re: Punching Phelps
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2016, 02:18:59 AM »
I wonder what Billy Pepper is doing right now?
last i heard he was pretty MIA, there's 15 things or whatever you didn't know about Element in one of the Skateboarders and they mentioned Billy and that they hadn't heard fro him and wanted to find him.