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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1410 on: June 03, 2016, 02:11:09 PM »
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Fuck max b and all the dick riders
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I fuck dick riders. Like your Mom. FREE MAX B
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mom jokes. I just can't compete with your rapier wit
Neither could your mom!
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1411 on: June 03, 2016, 02:59:14 PM »
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Fuck max b and all the dick riders
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I fuck dick riders. Like your Mom. FREE MAX B
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mom jokes. I just can't compete with your rapier wit
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Neither could your mom!

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1412 on: June 03, 2016, 03:04:14 PM »
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Fuck max b and all the dick riders
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I fuck dick riders. Like your Mom. FREE MAX B
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mom jokes. I just can't compete with your rapier wit
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Neither could your mom!
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Relax copernicus. Wasn't that clever either.

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1413 on: June 03, 2016, 04:46:12 PM »
bullshit. that was the peak of mount cleverdom.
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1414 on: June 03, 2016, 05:12:28 PM »
He's just jealous of your rapey wit

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1415 on: June 05, 2016, 09:44:26 PM »
i got a idea for a photoshop but i think it's too gnarly

EDIT: while i was looking for some good photoshop pics i almost roasted marc for publishing a book but it's a different mj and google fucked up
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1416 on: June 05, 2016, 10:21:33 PM »
let it fly

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1417 on: June 06, 2016, 12:44:30 AM »
i got a idea for a photoshop but i think it's too gnarly

EDIT: while i was looking for some good photoshop pics i almost roasted marc for publishing a book but it's a different mj and google fucked up


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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1418 on: June 06, 2016, 05:39:39 AM »
^^ what asakusa said. this is slap after all...

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1419 on: June 07, 2016, 12:34:00 AM »
^^ what asakusa said. this is slap after all...

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1420 on: June 07, 2016, 03:26:01 PM »
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adidas just told marc to post some skating because he's getting too carried away i bet.

so he posted some old footage from biebels park with no caption.
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complete with giant lakai logo.
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"Marc, not only were you wearing Lakais in that, but there was a giant lakai logo dashing across the background multiple times. Didn't you build like a bunch of shit at your house that you could have just filmed something really quick? God damnit, Marc. Use your bald head." Herbert Hainer, Global Chief Executive Officer


Update: Marc deleted that clip off his instagram of biebels park. Wonder if Adidas people did get mad about it after all?

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1421 on: June 07, 2016, 10:46:14 PM »
no free lunches buddy, corporate check, corporate rules.
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1422 on: June 08, 2016, 01:38:48 AM »
After all this bullshit, I kind of felt like supporting Lakai.

Funnily enough, I ended up buying a pair of MJ XLK's as they looked fairly stylish and had a reasonably unoffensive design. The money still goes to Lakai I figured.

Turns out the jokes on me. The shoes are narrow, the soles too hard and they are generally uncomfortable.

These are the third pair of Lakais I have bought in my 15 years as a skateboarder (I would say almost exactly one pair every 5 years). All have been a letdown. Guess I won't make that mistake a fourth time... or will I?
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1423 on: June 08, 2016, 04:22:54 AM »
Just got myself a few pairz o lakaiz.  Mannnnchester

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1424 on: June 08, 2016, 05:32:02 AM »
After all this bullshit, I kind of felt like supporting Lakai.

Funnily enough, I ended up buying a pair of MJ XLK's as they looked fairly stylish and had a reasonably unoffensive design. The money still goes to Lakai I figured.

Turns out the jokes on me. The shoes are narrow, the soles too hard and they are generally uncomfortable.

These are the third pair of Lakais I have bought in my 15 years as a skateboarder (I would say almost exactly one pair every 5 years). All have been a letdown. Guess I won't make that mistake a fourth time... or will I?
in future could you please try to make your posts less suspensful?
this is a messageboard not a fucking rollercoaster ride. thanks.

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1425 on: June 08, 2016, 06:13:56 AM »
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^^ what asakusa said. this is slap after all...
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for real man, I've seen a dude with two dicks, some dude that had a box for his cum along with other shit on this forum already. give us the fucking photoshop and stop being a pussy

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1426 on: June 08, 2016, 08:13:15 AM »
After all this bullshit, I kind of felt like supporting Lakai.

Funnily enough, I ended up buying a pair of MJ XLK's as they looked fairly stylish and had a reasonably unoffensive design. The money still goes to Lakai I figured.

Turns out the jokes on me. The shoes are narrow, the soles too hard and they are generally uncomfortable.

These are the third pair of Lakais I have bought in my 15 years as a skateboarder (I would say almost exactly one pair every 5 years). All have been a letdown. Guess I won't make that mistake a fourth time... or will I?

sounds like legit reasons to buy shoes. 
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1427 on: June 08, 2016, 08:19:53 AM »
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After all this bullshit, I kind of felt like supporting Lakai.

Funnily enough, I ended up buying a pair of MJ XLK's as they looked fairly stylish and had a reasonably unoffensive design. The money still goes to Lakai I figured.

Turns out the jokes on me. The shoes are narrow, the soles too hard and they are generally uncomfortable.

These are the third pair of Lakais I have bought in my 15 years as a skateboarder (I would say almost exactly one pair every 5 years). All have been a letdown. Guess I won't make that mistake a fourth time... or will I?
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sounds like legit reasons to buy shoes. 

reasonably unoffensive in 2016? you mean you aren't attracted to shirts that say FUCK in huge letters or weed leaves?
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1428 on: June 08, 2016, 09:21:45 AM »
I get the "inoffensive" thing. I try to get black suede skate shoes, ideally with black soles, so I can wear them skating and to work
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1429 on: June 08, 2016, 10:22:46 AM »
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^^ what asakusa said. this is slap after all...
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for real man, I've seen a dude with two dicks, some dude that had a box for his cum along with other shit on this forum already. give us the fucking photoshop and stop being a pussy

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1430 on: June 08, 2016, 11:15:03 AM »
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After all this bullshit, I kind of felt like supporting Lakai.

Funnily enough, I ended up buying a pair of MJ XLK's as they looked fairly stylish and had a reasonably unoffensive design. The money still goes to Lakai I figured.

Turns out the jokes on me. The shoes are narrow, the soles too hard and they are generally uncomfortable.

These are the third pair of Lakais I have bought in my 15 years as a skateboarder (I would say almost exactly one pair every 5 years). All have been a letdown. Guess I won't make that mistake a fourth time... or will I?
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in future could you please try to make your posts less suspensful?
this is a messageboard not a fucking rollercoaster ride. thanks.

This reply is fucking hilarious.

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1431 on: June 08, 2016, 04:37:36 PM »
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After all this bullshit, I kind of felt like supporting Lakai.

Funnily enough, I ended up buying a pair of MJ XLK's as they looked fairly stylish and had a reasonably unoffensive design. The money still goes to Lakai I figured.

Turns out the jokes on me. The shoes are narrow, the soles too hard and they are generally uncomfortable.

These are the third pair of Lakais I have bought in my 15 years as a skateboarder (I would say almost exactly one pair every 5 years). All have been a letdown. Guess I won't make that mistake a fourth time... or will I?
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in future could you please try to make your posts less suspensful?
this is a messageboard not a fucking rollercoaster ride. thanks.
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This reply is fucking hilarious.

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1432 on: June 08, 2016, 04:47:08 PM »
We still haven't cracked 50?
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1433 on: June 08, 2016, 05:06:25 PM »
Marc Johnson Sponsor Me this must have been posted but I cant tell based on slaps busted ass interface. holy shit.

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1435 on: June 09, 2016, 04:41:41 AM »
Marc Johnson Sponsor Me this must have been posted but I cant tell based on slaps busted ass interface. holy shit.

It was cool seeing those Shorty's Steve Olson clips in there
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1436 on: June 09, 2016, 04:56:08 AM »
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Marc Johnson Sponsor Me this must have been posted but I cant tell based on slaps busted ass interface. holy shit.
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It was cool seeing those Shorty's Steve Olson clips in there

that dancer at 2:42 looks like koston
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1437 on: June 09, 2016, 07:22:43 AM »
that made my day. Ah the days of skating curbs and gas stations.

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1438 on: June 09, 2016, 08:37:24 PM »
Prediction: MJ  turns The Back 40 into a board company with KA, Hsu  and Chris Roberts

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1439 on: June 09, 2016, 09:43:22 PM »
Prediction: MJ  turns The Back 40 into a board company with KA, Hsu  and Chris Roberts

Was there ever a skit that anyone was hyped on? Or did they only do the game show thing?