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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1440 on: June 03, 2016, 02:59:14 PM »
Fuck max b and all the dick riders

I fuck dick riders. Like your Mom. FREE MAX B
mom jokes. I just can't compete with your rapier wit
Neither could your mom!

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1441 on: June 03, 2016, 03:04:14 PM »
Fuck max b and all the dick riders

I fuck dick riders. Like your Mom. FREE MAX B
mom jokes. I just can't compete with your rapier wit
Neither could your mom!





Relax copernicus. Wasn't that clever either.

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1442 on: June 03, 2016, 04:46:12 PM »
bullshit. that was the peak of mount cleverdom.
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1443 on: June 03, 2016, 05:12:28 PM »
He's just jealous of your rapey wit


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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1445 on: June 05, 2016, 09:44:26 PM »
i got a idea for a photoshop but i think it's too gnarly

EDIT: while i was looking for some good photoshop pics i almost roasted marc for publishing a book but it's a different mj and google fucked up
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1446 on: June 05, 2016, 10:21:33 PM »
let it fly

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1447 on: June 06, 2016, 12:44:30 AM »
i got a idea for a photoshop but i think it's too gnarly

EDIT: while i was looking for some good photoshop pics i almost roasted marc for publishing a book but it's a different mj and google fucked up


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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1448 on: June 06, 2016, 05:39:39 AM »
^^ what asakusa said. this is slap after all...

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1449 on: June 07, 2016, 12:34:00 AM »
^^ what asakusa said. this is slap after all...

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1450 on: June 07, 2016, 03:26:01 PM »
adidas just told marc to post some skating because he's getting too carried away i bet.

so he posted some old footage from biebels park with no caption.

complete with giant lakai logo.

"Marc, not only were you wearing Lakais in that, but there was a giant lakai logo dashing across the background multiple times. Didn't you build like a bunch of shit at your house that you could have just filmed something really quick? God damnit, Marc. Use your bald head." Herbert Hainer, Global Chief Executive Officer


Update: Marc deleted that clip off his instagram of biebels park. Wonder if Adidas people did get mad about it after all?

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1451 on: June 07, 2016, 10:46:14 PM »
no free lunches buddy, corporate check, corporate rules.
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1452 on: June 08, 2016, 01:38:48 AM »
After all this bullshit, I kind of felt like supporting Lakai.

Funnily enough, I ended up buying a pair of MJ XLK's as they looked fairly stylish and had a reasonably unoffensive design. The money still goes to Lakai I figured.

Turns out the jokes on me. The shoes are narrow, the soles too hard and they are generally uncomfortable.

These are the third pair of Lakais I have bought in my 15 years as a skateboarder (I would say almost exactly one pair every 5 years). All have been a letdown. Guess I won't make that mistake a fourth time... or will I?

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1453 on: June 08, 2016, 04:22:54 AM »
Just got myself a few pairz o lakaiz.  Mannnnchester

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1454 on: June 08, 2016, 05:32:02 AM »
After all this bullshit, I kind of felt like supporting Lakai.

Funnily enough, I ended up buying a pair of MJ XLK's as they looked fairly stylish and had a reasonably unoffensive design. The money still goes to Lakai I figured.

Turns out the jokes on me. The shoes are narrow, the soles too hard and they are generally uncomfortable.

These are the third pair of Lakais I have bought in my 15 years as a skateboarder (I would say almost exactly one pair every 5 years). All have been a letdown. Guess I won't make that mistake a fourth time... or will I?
in future could you please try to make your posts less suspensful?
this is a messageboard not a fucking rollercoaster ride. thanks.

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1455 on: June 08, 2016, 06:13:56 AM »
^^ what asakusa said. this is slap after all...

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for real man, I've seen a dude with two dicks, some dude that had a box for his cum along with other shit on this forum already. give us the fucking photoshop and stop being a pussy
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1456 on: June 08, 2016, 08:13:15 AM »
After all this bullshit, I kind of felt like supporting Lakai.

Funnily enough, I ended up buying a pair of MJ XLK's as they looked fairly stylish and had a reasonably unoffensive design. The money still goes to Lakai I figured.

Turns out the jokes on me. The shoes are narrow, the soles too hard and they are generally uncomfortable.

These are the third pair of Lakais I have bought in my 15 years as a skateboarder (I would say almost exactly one pair every 5 years). All have been a letdown. Guess I won't make that mistake a fourth time... or will I?

sounds like legit reasons to buy shoes. 
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1457 on: June 08, 2016, 08:19:53 AM »
After all this bullshit, I kind of felt like supporting Lakai.

Funnily enough, I ended up buying a pair of MJ XLK's as they looked fairly stylish and had a reasonably unoffensive design. The money still goes to Lakai I figured.

Turns out the jokes on me. The shoes are narrow, the soles too hard and they are generally uncomfortable.

These are the third pair of Lakais I have bought in my 15 years as a skateboarder (I would say almost exactly one pair every 5 years). All have been a letdown. Guess I won't make that mistake a fourth time... or will I?

sounds like legit reasons to buy shoes. 

reasonably unoffensive in 2016? you mean you aren't attracted to shirts that say FUCK in huge letters or weed leaves?
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1458 on: June 08, 2016, 09:21:45 AM »
I get the "inoffensive" thing. I try to get black suede skate shoes, ideally with black soles, so I can wear them skating and to work
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1459 on: June 08, 2016, 10:22:46 AM »
^^ what asakusa said. this is slap after all...

+1
for real man, I've seen a dude with two dicks, some dude that had a box for his cum along with other shit on this forum already. give us the fucking photoshop and stop being a pussy

Yeah dude don't be a pussy. I once photoshopped a picture of a german shepherd fucking another Slapper to try and get him to focus. It's all good.

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1460 on: June 08, 2016, 11:15:03 AM »
After all this bullshit, I kind of felt like supporting Lakai.

Funnily enough, I ended up buying a pair of MJ XLK's as they looked fairly stylish and had a reasonably unoffensive design. The money still goes to Lakai I figured.

Turns out the jokes on me. The shoes are narrow, the soles too hard and they are generally uncomfortable.

These are the third pair of Lakais I have bought in my 15 years as a skateboarder (I would say almost exactly one pair every 5 years). All have been a letdown. Guess I won't make that mistake a fourth time... or will I?
in future could you please try to make your posts less suspensful?
this is a messageboard not a fucking rollercoaster ride. thanks.

This reply is fucking hilarious.

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1461 on: June 08, 2016, 04:37:36 PM »
After all this bullshit, I kind of felt like supporting Lakai.

Funnily enough, I ended up buying a pair of MJ XLK's as they looked fairly stylish and had a reasonably unoffensive design. The money still goes to Lakai I figured.

Turns out the jokes on me. The shoes are narrow, the soles too hard and they are generally uncomfortable.

These are the third pair of Lakais I have bought in my 15 years as a skateboarder (I would say almost exactly one pair every 5 years). All have been a letdown. Guess I won't make that mistake a fourth time... or will I?
in future could you please try to make your posts less suspensful?
this is a messageboard not a fucking rollercoaster ride. thanks.

This reply is fucking hilarious.

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well done.

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1462 on: June 08, 2016, 04:47:08 PM »
We still haven't cracked 50?
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1463 on: June 08, 2016, 05:06:25 PM »
this must have been posted but I cant tell based on slaps busted ass interface. holy shit.


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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1465 on: June 09, 2016, 04:41:41 AM »
this must have been posted but I cant tell based on slaps busted ass interface. holy shit.

It was cool seeing those Shorty's Steve Olson clips in there

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1466 on: June 09, 2016, 04:56:08 AM »
this must have been posted but I cant tell based on slaps busted ass interface. holy shit.

It was cool seeing those Shorty's Steve Olson clips in there

that dancer at 2:42 looks like koston
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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1467 on: June 09, 2016, 07:22:43 AM »
that made my day. Ah the days of skating curbs and gas stations.

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1468 on: June 09, 2016, 08:37:24 PM »
Prediction: MJ  turns The Back 40 into a board company with KA, Hsu  and Chris Roberts

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Re: Mike Carroll on the future of Crailtap
« Reply #1469 on: June 09, 2016, 09:43:22 PM »
Prediction: MJ  turns The Back 40 into a board company with KA, Hsu  and Chris Roberts

Was there ever a skit that anyone was hyped on? Or did they only do the game show thing?