right after your fist touched him
they would have broken it
then put you
UNDER THE JAIL
which woulda spawned more tough american jokes and prolly a lil bit of torture
they woulda filmed that shit with thier camera phones and put that shit on youtube
next thing you know im spittin out my guiness stout all over my girls titties
cuz i just seen the tape of one of my slapniggas (in your case slapcrakkka) on tv being held captive and beaten with an antihero deck in an underground prison cell
on cbs up to the minute news
headline reads
"american citizen who goes by the alias veganshawn, or fuckingvegan was recently
hemmed up by roman police officials for slappin the dogshit outta an italian bitch and choking her ass and screaming at her in broad damn daylight after she
told him he would have to travel to marseille to skate bowls or any kind of transition cuz
the zattoni bros ramps had been destroyed by a recent visit from tony t, and that all her city
had to offer were the most perfekkkest marble flat and ledges in the entire world.
the suspect however just could not deal with fakkkt that this bitch told him he would have
to leave the country to get his carve on, the suspect then began to choke the bitch till she
turned purple and scream to her face the importance of being able to skate all terrains, why tranny mattered then and why it matters now
how much better indys are than destructos, why steve berra sukkks for skating fake spots, how
hitler was a vegan, how much cards rules, how hitler was a vegetarian, his take on the
mass production of blank deck, and how he felt that there is no excuse for anyone to push sw mongo in the 07.
the suspect is still being held captive while US embassy officials scramble to get leads as to his true whereabouts."
then
i youtube the video in photo/video section
set up a SAVEtheFUCKINGVEGAN foundation
in which i will gather all donations
by tikkkets for SELECT slappals
fly to barcelona
skate for a coupla days
fly to italy
link up with miguela corleone jr
get your ass outta prison
then go sesh marseille
hit up GRAMSTERDAM
then go home
the end