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use condoms for real
« on: September 04, 2016, 03:50:04 PM »
Use condoms for real

 don't fuck up your life

 ?  ? one second can change your life no joke

 be safe
« Last Edit: September 04, 2016, 03:53:05 PM by stan »

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2016, 03:53:48 PM »

is what i fit

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2016, 05:14:00 PM »
whoops i dropped my massive condom for my MAGNUM DONG

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2016, 05:15:09 PM »
is there something you're not telling us stan?

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2016, 05:54:16 PM »
is there something you're not telling us stan?

He finally met marshal mathers???

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2016, 06:08:12 PM »
Pshhh, yeah right, condoms are for chicks.
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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2016, 06:36:04 PM »

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2016, 07:22:41 PM »
whoops i dropped my massive condom for my MAGNUM DONG

Got my Magnum condoms, got my wad of hundreds. I'm ready to plow.

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2016, 10:43:34 PM »
like hopping the turnstile, I'm gambling that if/when I get caught, it will still have been worth it for all the times I didn't.

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2016, 11:51:02 PM »
I didnt have a rubber, I fucked wit 2 ballons...


foreal though I might have to go magnum, is there like a step down? I bet those shits aint even that big. I just need it fer gurth, all them other shits be cuttin off circulation. But I dont ever use them shits anyway so fuck it.
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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2016, 12:41:33 AM »
But I dont ever use them shits anyway so fuck it.
No shit. Why would you wear a condom to jerk off?

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2016, 06:18:12 AM »
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But I dont ever use them shits anyway so fuck it.
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No shit. Why would you wear a condom to jerk off?
To make it feel like Im about to have sex with a real girl

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2016, 06:40:03 AM »
I didnt have a rubber, I fucked wit 2 ballons...


foreal though I might have to go magnum, is there like a step down? I bet those shits aint even that big. I just need it fer gurth, all them other shits be cuttin off circulation.
It's not really noticeable, although they might stretch more. I think it's just a marketing scheme to sell condoms to douchebags.

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2016, 06:44:09 AM »
thought this thread was "used condoms, for real." got my hopes up.

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2016, 06:52:02 AM »
thought this thread was "used condoms, for real." got my hopes up.

i guess it got something else up as well.

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2016, 11:06:34 AM »
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I didnt have a rubber, I fucked wit 2 ballons...


foreal though I might have to go magnum, is there like a step down? I bet those shits aint even that big. I just need it fer gurth, all them other shits be cuttin off circulation.
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It's not really noticeable, although they might stretch more. I think it's just a marketing scheme to sell condoms to douchebags.


The "Large" size ones might be a bit smaller than Magnums although in the past you could only buy them in larger boxes. The rubber felt a bit different than the Magnums too. Magnums aren't even that big really.

I haven't bought condoms in 20 years though so don't listen to me.

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2016, 12:05:22 PM »
"I got a fever and the only prescription is more Cadillac Ranch Dressing." - Jereme Rogers

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2016, 01:03:01 PM »
One aspect of my workplace benefits involves being sponsored by condoms.
 

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2016, 01:41:36 PM »
condoms are too complicated, I just want some fun not earn a degree in engineering

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2016, 02:52:07 PM »
looks like someone got some bad news from the doctor
even the steven

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2016, 03:54:32 PM »
slap is full of retards

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Re: use condoms for real
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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2016, 06:11:45 PM »
condoms are too complicated, I just want some fun not earn a degree in engineering


Kids are about a million times more complicated than condoms, so I'd study up if I were you.

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2016, 06:57:44 PM »
If raising children is more complicated than condom use, then beings who could not understand condoms could not raise children

Most beings can raise children but not understand condoms (giraffes, etc)

So, raising children is not more complicated than condom use

« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 08:45:28 PM by 4LOM »

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #24 on: September 05, 2016, 08:24:04 PM »
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I didnt have a rubber, I fucked wit 2 ballons...
foreal though I might have to go magnum, is there like a step down? I bet those shits aint even that big. I just need it fer gurth, all them other shits be cuttin off circulation.
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It's not really noticeable, although they might stretch more. I think it's just a marketing scheme to sell condoms to douchebags.
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The "Large" size ones might be a bit smaller than Magnums although in the past you could only buy them in larger boxes. The rubber felt a bit different than the Magnums too. Magnums aren't even that big really.
I haven't bought condoms in 20 years though so don't listen to me.
I'm not well endowed or anything but the regular ones I get for free on campus tend to fit uncomfortably tight.
Magnums provide more room and are bigger girth-wise, stretchier, and have more lube.
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2016, 08:24:44 PM »
I poke holes in my condoms so i hopefully trap a girl, she can never ignore my texts again

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #26 on: September 05, 2016, 10:39:42 PM »
If raising children is more complicated than condom use, then beings who could not understand condoms could not raise children

Most beings can raise children but not understand condoms (giraffes, etc)

So, raising children is not more complicated than condom use



I bet you're a fucking blast to hang out with...
you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2016, 09:43:26 AM »
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If raising children is more complicated than condom use, then beings who could not understand condoms could not raise children

Most beings can raise children but not understand condoms (giraffes, etc)

So, raising children is not more complicated than condom use


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I bet you're a fucking blast to hang out with...

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2016, 05:38:38 AM »
I poke holes in my condoms so i hopefully trap a girl, she can never ignore my texts again
Any luck with that?

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Re: use condoms for real
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2016, 05:43:23 AM »
Wenning style, for public defication only.