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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #60 on: November 19, 2016, 10:47:54 PM »
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shirts that has the big graphic on the back instead of the front
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The other way around. Am i supposed to look at the graphic or your face ? So distracting for me
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Back graphics with something on the ches area or a medium sized front graphic are my shit haha

but shirts with something small in the chest that look like they'll have a back graphic throw me off
i like the graphic in the front so when i look down i can see it, when its just on back then its kinda eh, just a pet peeve

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #61 on: November 20, 2016, 07:54:32 AM »
-peeling grip tape
-skatepark kids who cuss every other word

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #62 on: November 20, 2016, 08:32:46 AM »
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wearing that last pair of clean boxers that fit way too tight
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #63 on: November 20, 2016, 08:54:54 AM »
non skater people chilling in the shitty tiny half-destroyed local skatepark where my child and i can ride alone usually 

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #64 on: November 20, 2016, 09:24:56 AM »
wind

wearing that last pair of clean boxers that fit way too tight

This ruins entire days.
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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #65 on: November 20, 2016, 11:32:18 AM »
Old guys that only do BS 50-50s and the same shit they did 20yrs ago (looking at you SALBA, JJ, Grosso); is it so hard to learn ANYTHING new?
if you become a lifer, then once you get older you'll understand that it is indeed very hard to learn new stuff or even to just hold onto basic warm up tricks you once had on lock, when you're in an old body.

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #66 on: November 21, 2016, 08:54:43 AM »
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Old guys that only do BS 50-50s and the same shit they did 20yrs ago (looking at you SALBA, JJ, Grosso); is it so hard to learn ANYTHING new?
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if you become a lifer, then once you get older you'll understand that it is indeed very hard to learn new stuff or even to just hold onto basic warm up tricks you once had on lock, when you're in an old body.

XEN:  you'd be super bummed watching me skate then


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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #67 on: November 22, 2016, 03:29:03 PM »
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Old guys that only do BS 50-50s and the same shit they did 20yrs ago (looking at you SALBA, JJ, Grosso); is it so hard to learn ANYTHING new?
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if you become a lifer, then once you get older you'll understand that it is indeed very hard to learn new stuff or even to just hold onto basic warm up tricks you once had on lock, when you're in an old body.
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XEN:  you'd be super bummed watching me skate then




Hah! I'm old, I suck, but I still try and learn new shit.  One day I'll get B/S 180 flips.
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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #68 on: November 22, 2016, 05:15:55 PM »
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Old guys that only do BS 50-50s and the same shit they did 20yrs ago (looking at you SALBA, JJ, Grosso); is it so hard to learn ANYTHING new?
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if you become a lifer, then once you get older you'll understand that it is indeed very hard to learn new stuff or even to just hold onto basic warm up tricks you once had on lock, when you're in an old body.
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XEN:  you'd be super bummed watching me skate then



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Hah! I'm old, I suck, but I still try and learn new shit.  One day I'll get B/S 180 flips.

wait can you tag/notify people by doing this ( iceman: ) ???

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #69 on: November 22, 2016, 05:31:28 PM »
When people don't use all 8 bolts on purpose


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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #70 on: November 26, 2016, 01:21:27 PM »
When people don't use all 8 bolts on purpose



How can you tell its on purpose and not that, say, one of their bolts is messed up? Real question. Maybe you've seen a particularly repulsive new trend lately or something.

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #71 on: November 27, 2016, 11:06:31 PM »
Homie trying to play me in SKATE with fakie pop shuvit variations.

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #72 on: November 29, 2016, 11:00:45 AM »
guys that wear sweaters ... ultimate worse are bald guys with manicured beards wearing turtle necks
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #73 on: December 27, 2016, 09:47:53 AM »
pedestrians who try to cock block your path when you're skating - usually some dude trying to assert his dominance or something. and drivers who get all aggro and honk and yell shit when you're skating near their car. some bitch drove toward me today, stopped, honked, and flipped me off. I was skating on the side of the road and she had plenty of room to go around. so I flipped her off and yelled fuck you. then she got caught at a light so I went up to her and said fuck you again.
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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #74 on: January 08, 2017, 08:03:58 PM »
-shoe companies that glue their shitty stock insoles down.
-the person who was flashing a laser pointer at me as I skated a parking lot at night by my apartment. if I found out who did it, I will throw a rock through their window in the middle of the night.

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #75 on: January 08, 2017, 09:25:47 PM »
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pedestrians who try to cock block your path when you're skating - usually some dude trying to assert his dominance or something. and drivers who get all aggro and honk and yell shit when you're skating near their car. some bitch drove toward me today, stopped, honked, and flipped me off. I was skating on the side of the road and she had plenty of room to go around. so I flipped her off and yelled fuck you. then she got caught at a light so I went up to her and said fuck you again.
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I just noticed this. thanks, Casper.

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #76 on: January 09, 2017, 12:01:06 AM »
Grandpa pants

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #77 on: January 09, 2017, 01:15:06 AM »
most people that are my/near my age, fucking hate'em

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #78 on: January 09, 2017, 04:01:58 AM »
Grandpa pants



Wait, we've moved on from dad jeans to grandpa pants?  What are they?  Wool trousers?

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #79 on: January 09, 2017, 07:37:30 AM »
Board company stickers on a deck that is a different brand.

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #80 on: January 09, 2017, 07:40:54 AM »
Guy at the skatepark who tells everyone else what to try without really understanding how hard it is.

"Hey man try that flip thing you just did down them stairs over there."
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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #81 on: January 09, 2017, 10:10:57 AM »
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Grandpa pants


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Wait, we've moved on from dad jeans to grandpa pants?  What are they?  Wool trousers?
That Max Garson part was rife with them. I kept seeing my great uncle hank (rip) with his wool or polyester highwaters and beanie.
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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #82 on: January 09, 2017, 06:41:24 PM »
^ I know what I'm wearing next time we skate
Man the long board truck thing killed indy for me. I was willing to set aside the racism, but long boarding, gtfo... - DH

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #83 on: January 09, 2017, 06:49:40 PM »
Board company stickers on a deck that is a different brand.

same with shoe stickers when you're not rocking that same brand of shoe

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #84 on: January 09, 2017, 07:17:21 PM »
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Board company stickers on a deck that is a different brand.
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same with shoe stickers when you're not rocking that same brand of shoe

Crossing companies like this throws me off it makes my balance and everything feel off.
Even worse is when Groms are stoked on the sticker and go out of their way to show it off to everyone.
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #85 on: January 09, 2017, 08:41:06 PM »
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Board company stickers on a deck that is a different brand.
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same with shoe stickers when you're not rocking that same brand of shoe
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Crossing companies like this throws me off it makes my balance and everything feel off.
Even worse is when Groms are stoked on the sticker and go out of their way to show it off to everyone.


I almost always correlate sticker jobs to shit I'm actually using/wearing but never actually admit it because I feel embarrassed. Thank you for the validation.

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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #86 on: January 10, 2017, 06:49:16 AM »
guys that wear sweaters
Wait, we're just gonna ignore this one?
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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #87 on: January 10, 2017, 08:44:11 AM »
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guys that wear sweaters
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Wait, we're just gonna ignore this one?
I'm backing it, and this is coming from someone who wore some pretty questionable cardigans back in the day.
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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #88 on: January 10, 2017, 11:19:01 AM »
Sweater vests can only be worn by Gino and Cardigans by Louie Barletta - Man Law
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Re: shit that triggers you
« Reply #89 on: January 10, 2017, 01:46:29 PM »
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guys that wear sweaters
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Wait, we're just gonna ignore this one?
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I'm backing it, and this is coming from someone who wore some pretty questionable cardigans back in the day.

i guess it stems from the way they fit, they're just not comfortable..but i think they look dumb too
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?