Zero goes solo

[GAY]

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why, Why, WHY DSM WOOD FOR EUROPE?

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cause it's good and that's what we have in place. have you ridden a zero board from DSM? it's all myself and the team ride & we love them.

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its good, yes, compared to other non-american woodshops, i`ll give you that, no question. but if i have the chance to ride ps, generator, bareback, sadly i will always choose those, i guess. danes new part might change that though. (or, hint hint, a franky villani board).
in any case, thanks for responding to my reply, much appreciated!

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There you go again, Hercules, flirting with me subconsciously.

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To be fair your name is GAY...

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you cracked the code!

and you know thats no coincidence, GAY, right?

I'm, like, so, like, totally blushing right now, bro.

[ttching!]

Too much talk about Asian butt hole in this thread, not enough Asian butt hole.

[lilpeen]

Yeah we need to turn this thread around

[Big Baby Jesus]

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why, Why, WHY DSM WOOD FOR EUROPE?

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cause it's good and that's what we have in place. have you ridden a zero board from DSM? it's all myself and the team ride & we love them.

Do you all ride the impact plus or just the regular resin 7 DSM boards?

[Mongoloid]

Now this thread is going places!

I always speculated in the month that I spent in Japan that all the cute girls I was seeing probably were doing the gnarliest rankest shits imaginable with all that seaweed/seafood in their diets.

Sadly I was unable to verify if this was infact true.

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Now this thread is going places!

I always speculated in the month that I spent in Japan that all the cute girls I was seeing probably were doing the gnarliest rankest shits imaginable with all that seaweed/seafood in their diets.

Sadly I was unable to verify if this was infact true.

Confirmed.

[ducky darnsworth]

all i can imagine is that jamie opens up this thread and his kid//wife is looking at the screen and the first thing that he scrolls down to see is that gif

[lilpeen]

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Now this thread is going places!

I always speculated in the month that I spent in Japan that all the cute girls I was seeing probably were doing the gnarliest rankest shits imaginable with all that seaweed/seafood in their diets.

Sadly I was unable to verify if this was infact true.

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Confirmed.

Double confirmed.

Triple confrimed.

[lilpeen]

So, about these Zero decks...

[Iceman]

imagine how horrified the priest is going to be now that jamie has to go to confession.

[doublesteveburger]

Asian buttholes on Zero confirmed.

[lilpeen]

imagine how horrified the priest is going to be now that jamie has to go to confession.

I like to imagine he prays in his garage, surrounded my an alter made of jamie thomas cross decks.

[Mongoloid]

Hey Jamie! Is there truth to the rumor we may be seeing Zero X Asian scat collab products in the near future?

[lilpeen]

Hey Jamie! Is there truth to the rumor we may be seeing Zero X Asian scat collab products in the near future?

I think hes gonna wait till the next page and act like this never happened. Hook ups should get on some asian scat shit. I know Klein is into it.

[straight]

all asian poo looks the same , confirmed.

[Deekay]

I think this is really great. I'm not that stoked on europe still being DSM but I'll support Zero forever, we grew up on that shit. I wish you all the best Jamie.

[shit_for_brains]

I accept no responsibility in this.

[Level 60 Dwarf Paladin]

imagine how horrified the priest is going to be now that jamie has to go to confession.

It'll be fine, they blurred the vagina.

[Bubblegum Tate]

Hyped, haven't had a ZERO board in a long time.

Hopefully I will grab one soon to try again.

[doublesteveburger]

I think this is really great. I'm not that stoked on europe still being DSM but I'll support Zero forever, we grew up on that shit. I wish you all the best Jamie.

Is this an Asian butthole thing? Can someone confirm this?

[tobey]

I'm really stoked that i haven't checked this thread since Jamie started it till tonight. I first got a nice snack and was eager to read some of these responses and then checked the last page first for some reason. I'm going to have a cigarette instead, lost my appetite for some reason  

[fulltechnicalskizzy]

Racist.

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I think this is really great. I'm not that stoked on europe still being DSM but I'll support Zero forever, we grew up on that shit. I wish you all the best Jamie.

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Is this an Asian butthole thing? Can someone confirm this?

i think it would be DSM for everything no?

[lilpeen]

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I think this is really great. I'm not that stoked on europe still being DSM but I'll support Zero forever, we grew up on that shit. I wish you all the best Jamie.

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Is this an Asian butthole thing? Can someone confirm this?

DSM stands for DookieSmotheredMen, so yes, confirmed. I think jamie is hiding something. Zero actually means 0, which is shaped like a butthole, so something fishy is going on. Im connecting the pieces, and you cant hide from your real intentions jamie. Jamie Thomas is asian butthole obsessed, and this is confirmed by my cousin who is a high up a Zero HQ, he works in sales. Wait untill the full story drops. Jamie has been into asian buttholes since 96'.

[Righteous Victim]

Only 7 more posts.

[the snake]

can't wait for the Zero "Taller Ants" board 

[MexicanSpaniard]

Fuck, that was a lot of poo and I just ate, I don't feel good now.

[SodaJerk]

can't wait for the Zero "Taller Ants" board 

Yes

[Joust Ostrich]

I have an American Zero L/S shirt, so old it has a Tumyeto tag.  I was totally willing to trade it for some asian butthole, three minutes ago. 

[Jack Klompis]

damn cheif congrats this is dope, yo could i borrow 50 bux?