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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2018, 10:20:34 AM »
I've heard nothing but bad things about Gotti, which makes me want to see it more.

First Battlefield Earth now this.. Travolta always kills it.

Lots of shit movies out there, Idle Hands, Mission Impossible 2, The Happening oh god that takes the cake right there, Mortal Kombat especially the second one,  Batman Forever, and most horror movies.

I could go on and on...

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2018, 11:59:51 AM »
Just work your way through the Nick Cage movies on Netflix starting with this one

Keep in mind I came out in 2016 not 1997

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #32 on: August 04, 2018, 01:04:38 PM »
Just work your way through the Nick Cage movies on Netflix starting with this one

Keep in mind I came out in 2016 not 1997

Nicholas cage tends to bring people out
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2018, 06:35:31 PM »
I don't mind terrible movies if they hold my attention if by dialogue and shitty story,  Hellraiser scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. Now as I think of it as a creepy Power Ranger's enemies from hell. Although the confrontation with Pinhead and Frank was badass! So baddass Mortician did a song about it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O7lh2gR5H0
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2018, 06:44:47 PM »

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2018, 06:47:36 PM »
tourist trap [horror movie] used to scare me. now it's laughable.
sleepaway camp
blood in blood out is campy
judgement night w/ ari gold and emilio estevez and cuba gooding running away from denis leary.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2018, 06:49:00 PM »
Sleepaway Camp. It’s all build-up for three minutes of crazy batshittery in the end.

Anything directed by Jim VanBebber, but especially The Manson Family and Deadbeat At Dawn.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2018, 07:34:31 AM »
Roadhouse

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2018, 01:54:47 PM »
Anything from this 80's/90's film studio called Cannon Films. They're responsible for stuff like American Ninja, Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo, Cyborg...basically any Van Damme or Chuck Norris type of movie of that era. Great documentary floating around out there about the studio as well, it was really interesting.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2018, 02:53:09 PM »
Cannon produced at least one good film: Runaway Train.

Back to the topic at hand.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2018, 06:14:27 PM »
Anything from this 80's/90's film studio called Cannon Films. They're responsible for stuff like American Ninja, Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo, Cyborg...basically any Van Damme or Chuck Norris type of movie of that era. Great documentary floating around out there about the studio as well, it was really interesting.
See that's what I am talking about good ole fashioned Chuck Norris fightmilk movies of revenge and Vietnam POW's Karate and kungfu action! Brandon Lee & Dolph Lundgren fell in that loop Showdown in Little Tokyo have it on VHS btw badass movie.
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2018, 05:33:41 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PvgKSJRbbY

9 1/2 ninjas.. For some reason I could only find this foreign trailer but the movie it self is american. Found it at some random VHS shop years ago but lost it couple of years ago when moving but yeah a classic ninja movie

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2018, 04:39:43 AM »



Anything with Tommy Wiseau...
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #45 on: August 08, 2018, 05:07:28 AM »

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #46 on: August 08, 2018, 09:03:30 AM »
the room is too obvious, but I watched the disaster artist on Monday
http://youtu.be/gn5d053sQ5k

http://youtu.be/MfFqh33GXtM?t=55

not a movie, but this infomercial was important to me in my early 20s, getting high and watching it was how I unwind-ed.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #47 on: August 08, 2018, 09:49:31 AM »
The Goonies

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2018, 10:14:34 AM »
The Goonies

how is the goonies terrible? i suppose you think hook was terrible too?

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2018, 12:50:13 PM »
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2018, 03:38:23 PM »
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The Goonies
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how is the goonies terrible? i suppose you think hook was terrible too?


Pleb taste confirmed, you brainlet. Not at all surprised, since you like an butchered version of a Roger Corman classic.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #53 on: August 08, 2018, 04:28:30 PM »
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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2018, 04:32:31 PM »
Found "Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror" at the thrift store. That shit is awful and awesome.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2018, 08:52:42 AM »
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The Goonies
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how is the goonies terrible? i suppose you think hook was terrible too?
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Pleb taste confirmed, you brainlet. Not at all surprised, since you like an a butchered version of a Roger Corman classic.
lol "brainlet", go back to 4 chan.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2018, 03:19:41 PM »
I love terrible movies. A lot a good ones mentioned. I'll add one with "Arena".

Just your average UFC in space movie. Brawling. Aliens. Claudia Christian. The guy who played Quark on Deep Space Nine as a Rat Boy alien.




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Not typically considered a "terrible movie" but I'll always watch "Cuba Gooding Jr.: Color Barrier Breaking Navy Diver" (aka Men of Honor) when it's on TV.

It is a terrible, overcooked, would-be prestige picture that goes so far to show what a saint the protagonist was, it becomes parody and then comes back around to a point where I actually do start rooting and laughing.

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2018, 03:29:31 PM »
Hawk the slayer...

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Re: terrible movies so bad that they're good
« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2018, 03:30:37 PM »
Found "Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror" at the thrift store. That shit is awful and awesome.
Yo that shit is so bad I couldn't finish it like Masta P hoodfilms are so bad it sucks.
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